The bachlorette continues in Dublin and the Jersey girls are whooping it up Irish style. Hopefully they won’t embarrass us Americans, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope for that. I’m sure Irish people think Americans act like idiots when visiting their country, and they’re probably right. Hopefully they think they’re from Italy.

Envy event, and Jennifer approaches Melissa about whether or not she’s sure she doesn’t want to be a bridesmaid. Like seriously. How would that work? Jennifer would give up her bridesmaid honors, and pass the bouquet to Melissa? Who Teresa HATES with a vengeance, and doesn’t want her to be a part of it, clearly??

Dolores fills Paul in on all of the shore antics, and again we talk about fuckin’ Frank. Paul suggests that have she and Frank have this one-on-one convo. Fuck me, how annoying is that going to be? To listen to him griping about Paul scolding him for not texting him directly, whining about Dolores not

Already Joe and Melissa’s camp is dissing on Jennifer and Bill’s marriage, and the issues she confided in Jackie about. I think Jackie should worry about her own man. Jennifer makes a huge hot breakfast as Melissa cuts up strawberries. There is literally nothing on the table but strawberries. Don’t hurt yourself. (I think later

Danielle and Rachel meet at a boutique for luau attire for Melissa’s shore house event. Funny they didn’t go to Melissa’s boutique. I love the newbies acting so in shock of how they all act. As Rachel puts it, “we’re fighting, I love you…” when you know damned fucking well they’ve been watching the show

Can I mention again how much I HATE Teresa’s tag line?? Euuwww Teresa getting ‘therapy’ is also a joke. She just sat here and said that all of her past behavior was ‘valid.’ So screaming at people like a lunatic, and throwing shit at them in public, more that once, not like it was a