Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 2/5/26 – Manifesting and Marriages Ending

Dorit is such a fucking hypocrite, but that’s nothing new.

Remember when she felt that Garcelle ‘attacked’ her a few seasons back when Garcelle merely calmly confronted her about whatever issue I don’t really recall.

However now she thinks it’s 100% lunacy that Amanda feels ‘attacked. Amanda chooses choosing the word accosted, which is if course, similar,

I wish she wouldn’t have done that weird looking up the word and reciting the definition. She kind of lost credibility with that. It made her seem unsure of herself. You do not want that with these women as a newbie. They will sniff that out and take full advantage. Also, I thought she deemed herself a writer earlier. A ‘writer’ should be pretty confident they used the correct word.

As you know I’m a writer.

Amanda is right, I know unpopular opinion. Twice now she sat down to a formal dinner and Dorit jumped on her about vocalizing that perhaps she should dial it the hell back on incessantly yammering gossip about PK to the cameras.

We know PK’s a loser. And we also know Dorit is no damned picnic either, so let’s just call it a wash.

If he doesn’t want to see or spend time with his children, that’s on him.

Certainly she shouldn’t preveny him from seeing them, as Mario is telling Kyle.

If he doesn’t want to make the effort, they will see that when they get older, and that’s on PK.

You reap what you sow. You can’t have two kids that you completely ignore their entire childhood while you’re out doing your own thing 90% of the time, and expect them to want to acknowledge their dad in adulthood.

I think Dorit is being aggressive, and yes I know she’s doing her Housewife job. Is she yelling and jumping across the table? No, but a tone can be aggressive. I don’t need to look up the definition.

Amanda gives her audience and tries to listen to Dorit ramble. It is very difficult as we know.

I mean if she doesn’t want the ladies to discuss her separation and marital issues, maybe she should shut up about them??

Dorit makes excuses for not dropping it before when asked.

We get it. She didn’t know when she first brought it up.

Amanda again points out how she merely agreed with Kyle. Kyle is actually the one that said it, so I really don’t get this relentless obsession of bitching at Amanda.

Dorit starts again with this lunacy that since she’s known Kyle longer, it’s okay that Kyle presented the ‘concern.’

Dorit when you have your big camera-on-you confrontation moment you should at least try to make some sense.

If you’re mad at Amanda for ‘agreeing’ you need to be mad at Kyle for bringing it up. This nonsense of how you’ve ‘known Kyle for years’ so it’s okay, is so asinine. Perhaps she realizes this because she does then start bitching at Kyle.

Kyle sitting there looking like a combo of smug and playing dumb.

I am sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.

It makes more sense to me that she’d be MORE pissed at Kyle. This is giving so desperate. And why are we doing this for the second season in a row? Yawn.

So an entire year has gone by and absolutely nothing has been resolved? What are we doing here. When I wanted a divorce, I got an attorney the day after I kicked his nasty diseased lying cheating ass out, and it was final within a year. He’s not coming back to you, Dorit. Get over it. Ge it done.

It’s funny how she refers to the subject matter as ‘sensitive’ when she’s

running around with a bullhorn telling everyone and their sister what’s going on.

Kyle chimes in seemingly taking Dorit’s side about the whole thing and her breakdown at Tilly’s.

As she goes on, that does not seem to be case. Kyle tells her she had “strong words” that night, and I’m paraphrasing, but she suggests maybe dialing it back IS good advice.

Dorit wants to know EXACTLY what ‘words’ she is referring to.

Kyle doesn’t recall of course, which irks Dorit more. She should be pointing out the way Dorit said he was insisting on trying to infringe on the kids’ Florida trip with their grandparents just to annoy her, since normally he doesn’t seem to care about spending time with the kids. That’s kind of awful if true.

I get it she’s trying to make herself look like the more involved parent, which I think we already realize that. PK was and is in London 95% of the time it seems. I guess he can’t do whatever the hell it is he does for a living, no one knows, other than Boy George’s manager, in the States for whatever reason.

I think Amanda is totally relieved to not be the one in trouble anymore as Dorit and Kyle’s discussion gets heated.

I manifested for Dorit to blame Kyle.

Kyle points out she did suggest to her directly to stop publicly bashing him. That’s actually a valid point, that doesn’t seem to land with Dorit.

Rachel goes on some kind of diatribe, siding with Dorit of course. A newbie isn’t going to side with another newbie. She knows where her bread is buttered. She’s going to back up the vet. She needs to be the ‘cool girl.’ Rachel seems to be referring to herself and not so much Dorit.

I think she’s mad Dorit’s separation is getting a lot more attention than hers.

I’m actually losing respect for Rachel in the way she’s sucking up to the queen of all dumb asses with the depth of an ant puddle, Dorit and Erika. I really did want to like her. I watched her other show back then and I thought she was cool.

Kyle takes a drink, but you can see the subtle eye roll. She’s thinking the exact same thing. She’s probably a little stunned. The new girls always kiss her ass, except for that Carlton vampire chick. Who was gone after one season. She used to make fun of Kyle for being dumb. It was hilarious.

Rachel clearly needs reminded I’m the Queen of this castle.

Kyle accuses her of being mad at her situation, not at them for talking about it. I would agree with that. It’s clear to see that’s what’s going on.

Rachel’s speech didn’t ‘land’ with anyone but you Dorit, because you’re the one she was sucking up to.

Dorit is looking and acting like a fucking psycho this season.

I know I can’t believe it either that I’m shutting my mouth.

Boz weighs in and explains to her like she’s five, that Kyle likely has her best interests at heart which I don’t really believe – she always sides with men for whatever reason, and she has a crush on PK, when suggesting she keep the gory details to herself (then what would she talk about?)

But if she’s still willing to take the risk, then take it. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.

Dorit does that thing where when someone else tells her the exact same thing Kyle does, just in a more articulate way, Dorit calms down and agrees.

Sorry not sorry but Amanda, who I know is not winning any popularity contests, is right when she refers to this all as an unusual communication style. It is. A normal group of actual friends do not behave this way towards each other. Then again, none of them are really even friends.

But on the other hand, I am sure Amanda has watched the show and should have prepared herself. Does she seriously think she can actually reason with these dumb bitches??

Boz, also up Dorit’s ass, which is so freaking embarrassing for her, as the intelligent and educated broad she claims to be, is dumbing herself down by arguing with Amanda that’s she can’t tell people how they can and can’t speak to her. AKA ‘have boundaries’ which is the new trendy thing to say.

“You can’t enforce that.” Bozo what?? So you should let people walk all over you because trying to ‘enforce’ standing up for yourself and not tolerating verbal abuse is “crazy??”

What the FUUUUUUUCK are you talking about?? Are you this desperate to live up Dorit’s asshole? Is solving problems and conflict by talking calmly realistic in the real world? Yes it most certainly is! Is Amanda wasting her breath with these women trying to convince them of that? Yes she is.

But I respect her for trying. I may be alone in that feeling, but I don’t care. I really hope someone has the balls to turn this BS around on Boz at some point when she disputes how she’s being approached or spoken to.

I can totally hear her saying ‘you can’t speak to me like that.’ No Boz they can, actually because how can you ‘enforce’ that?? That’s just crazy talk!! Does she hear herself??

I don’t know what Amanda’s admission of being in a cult has to do with any of this, but Dorit is desperate to be the chief bully at the table.

She has a published article online about it, so it’s not exactly a secret.

Dorit this season is giving pure psycho. What’s with the Ramona eyes? Maybe the kids SHOULD be with PK.

Put me on a runway now!

Dorit, Amanda didn’t say this was the worst experience of her life, she said she’s never left a dinner party in tears before. Jesus Christ, close your pie hole and listen.

Now did she get a little carried away with the heart palpitations and physiological threat bit? Yes. That shouldn’t be surprising. We’re already seeing she’s extremely dramatic.

And she needs to stop trying lecturing these broads as to how to resolve conflict. They’re not going to change. Most of them need their Bravo checks.

Bozo is being a little ridick in making fun of her suggestions. She’s not really saying anything off the wall. Boz is acting like Amanda’s talking about flying to the moon.

What kind of alien has the right to expect people to be nice to them??

Now Rachel has a breakdown of sorts about HER divorce. I told you she was referring to herself earlier, and mad everyone is fawning all over Dorit.

What about me?? I’m getting a divorce too!

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Kyle visits Alexia’s wedding venue which does seem extremely rustic. We’ve all seen the end product by now, and it’s hard to believe this is the same place.

They’re just locking down the venue now? And it’s a month away?

NOT MARIO AGAIN. Now we have to watch Kyle grab him and try to kiss and hug him as he tries to pull away from her. It’s so sad. Well that went better than usual. Kyle is catching on.

He picks up Alexia and swings her around awkwardly.

MARIO’S DJing now?? I can’t EVEN.

I am NOT with the DJ!

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Kathy and Rachel meet at Kathy’s for some drips. Sounds like a ‘hot girl summer’ is being planned with the ladies in The Hamptons. Hearing Kathy say ‘hot girl summer’ is funny.

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Boz and this dude that I’m pretty sure is taking her for a ride, meet online with the doctor about the baby thing.

None of her eggs survived to move on to the next stage. What does she expect with 50 year old egg’s for fucks sake. This is ridiculous. The doctor wants her to use another woman’s eggs that’s not half a century old. Boz isn’t going to want that. She has too big of an ego for this child to not be biologically hers.

You got that right, I need to lock this shit down.

I feel bad for her but kind of not because she does have a child, and I think this guy Keeley is a shyster. You would have thought they would have been prepared her for this outcome.

As Boz runs away from the computer in tears, Keeley wants to know when they can do the second round?

Is this guy for real? I feel like the doctor is trying to even talk them out of this at this point.

Yeah her eggs are too old, whatever, when are we doing it again?

Boz expresses that she might not want to go through the retrieval process again.

He comes off okay, but I don’t know. I’m getting bad vibes.

Love you my big bad nest egg. No pun intended.

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Rachel, Sutton and Dorit meet for lunch. Why Dorit again, why?? Doesn’t she have kids she should be spending time with? It’s summer. All she is going to do is fucking whine about Kyle and Amanda. Let’s see who she’s more pissed off at this time?

Rachel starts off complaining she only slept an hour and I think she wanted them to ask if she was okay, and give her attention.

They’re just like ‘no you look great!’ asking no questions as to why she only slept an hour.

Dorit being Dorit, can’t wait to start rambling bitching, and making everything about herself.

I forgot who told Dorit what Amanda had said. It was Sutton? That really doesn’t seem like her, but she needs something to do I guess. She doesn’t have a man to complain about.

I knew it would become about Dorit and here we are within mere seconds.

Now she accuses Amanda of lying and wondering why Sutton hasn’t called her out. Rachel claims if she would own and apologize for the gossip, Dorit would drop it.

Oh how wrong you are, Rachel. Dorit would still never shut up. As they play the scenes back, Amanda’s contributions were very minimal. She seems to me to be trying to participate in the conversation. Nothing she’s saying is really malicious, or wrong.

They wonder why Kyle didn’t ‘blame it all on Amanda.’ Could Kyle be growing a conscience?? Nahhhh. I think she just wants to fight with Dorit. She and Amanda probably had the infamous ‘alliance’ talk prior to cameras. Kyle probably promised to stick up for her if she commented about Dorit and PK.

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Speaking of the devils, Kyle and Amanda meet to bitch about Dorit. I guess we’re still doing this.

Rachel clearly doesn’t understand the meaning of the word ‘cult.’ She needs Amanda to look it up for her and define it.

Yes, you ARE an idiot, Rachel.

Amanda’s not saying she’s in a cult now, she’s saying she WAS in a cult.

She keeps wanting to know if they’re ‘bad.’ Yes they’re bad dipshit! That’s her whole point. She ‘survived.’ out.

So ‘drinking the Kool-Aid’ is bad right??

If you can actually believe it, Rachel still doesn’t quite comprehen it’s bad until Sutton again clarifies.

Okay well she’s stupid.

They want to ‘get to know’ Amanda they claim. AKA get dirt on her.

Dorit claims she’s protected Kyle at all costs, and now I guess she’s stopping. Okay Dorit.

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