Rachel invites Kyle and Dorit only to The Hamptons with her, so they’re doing the splitting the group in half so they all talk about each other thing.
She discusses this with her staff girls, as they pretend to be interested that two rich bitches and Dorit are headed to The Hamptons to stay in her friend’s mansion because her parents’ house is ‘full.’
Rachel claims to hate ‘petty mean girl shit’ but the two bitches in the group that she’s sucking up to are Erika and Dorit.
Are we getting fed up with the ‘Hot Girl Summer’ thing?
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You already know this ‘Manifestation Party’ that Amanda is hosting is gong to be an epic fail. These bitches are shallow AF.
They can’t comprehend anything that doesn’t have to do with fashion, shopping, or engaging in gossip and mean girling.
Now having said that, I do think there’s a lot of questionable tactics surrounding her techniques and courses about ‘manifestation of money.’
She just doesn’t get why the women are so dismissive and disinterested in this. She claims outside of one or two haters, she’s ‘praised’ for what she does.
I’m not sure about that. I’ve seen a lot of posts (and I’m not looking for them specifically) that call her courses scams and even kind of cult-like. And yes, that’s strange because she brags about surviving being part of a cult. Was it a ‘manifestation’ cult? And that’s where she got this idea?
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I’m not sure where I am as far as ‘sides’ with PK and Dorit. I think they’re both assholes, honestly.
I do find it strange that PK won’t speak to her at all. It seems like their issues that lead to the separation, was a slow progression of events that caused them to resent each other.
It’s not like Dorit did this one horrible thing, like sleep with Mario, or whatever. You know what I mean. I don’t get how it got this contentious.
I feel like his extreme lack of communication (according to Dorit) is more because he just does not want to deal.
Dorit is on her way to the infamous lunch meeting with Mo.
Sure Dorit, we ALL know when sparring with an ex, the best thing to do is to shit talk him to his best friend. My eyes couldn’t be rolled any further in the back of my head.
He immediately looks annoyed the second Dorit opens her mouth with her very extensive drink order. At least she doesn’t say ‘carcass out’ anymore.
I can’t believe she wants random bartenders who take a piss and don’t wash their hands, or do other things and don’t wash their hands, handling three tiny slimey lemon wedges to “squeeze them really well” into her drink. Euww. I guess one could say the alcohol will kill the germs but, I don’t know. It’s not like it’s straight vodka.
Mario ordering an Aperol Spritz was making me laugh too.
They seem awkward at first, as they both start talking at the same time. Dorit starts flipping her hair and says “I mean listen…” which is such a nonsense phrase.
I do think there’s sexual tension with these two, and there always has been. Not sure if they’ve ever been alone together at this point.
I know there’s been chatter that they’ve hooked up. Not sure I believe it.
He tells her he’s not here to take a side.
I think Dorit just wants to hang out with him. Bravo seems to be hell bent on keeping Mario around. I guess they think the ladies like him. Well, we don’t. We used to respect him as a good husband, provider and father, and rather easy on the eyes, but now he’s coming off like a desperate loser.
Mo tells her that PK would like to have a schedule and be able to see the kids regularly (allegedly.)
This is so hard to assess, when what is being said is so contradictory.
Mo: “he’s asked to see the kids.”
Dorit: “He’s never once asked to see the kids.”
Come on now, who is LYING??
Assuming Mo isn’t lying, one would have to assume Dorit is either lying, or doesn’t know how to read. Mo claims he’s had PK’s phone in his hands, reading all of their back and forth messages.
This doesn’t seem to sink in to Dorit’s tiny pea brain.
I guess Dorit doesn’t get the concept of scrolling an entire texting conversation on a phone, because her rebuttal is telling him messages he’s seeing are ‘very isolated.’
Does she not have her listening ears on? What the fuck is going on here?
Mo shakes his head with an emphatic “NO.” He’s not here to play games with her. He seems rather put off and disgusted by her. Those messages must be something else, I’m guessing.
She insists he’s changing the narrative or whatever and he keeps telling her he’s SEEN THE MESSAGES. What does she not get by “I have read ALL of the messages.” I feel like I had a stroke as I’m listening to this.
Now should PK be showing her all of their private messages? Probably not. I’m assuming this was perhaps when he said he was meeting with her. Who knows. It’s not like any of this is organic.
Mo brings up spreadsheets on financial proposals that were sent to her via text. Dorit denies ever seeing any such spreadsheets.
I hate to state the obvi here, but this is where a face to face, or at least a mouth conversation might be beneficial.
They’re trying to have these serious discussions and make life-altering decisions, with these emotional back and forth text messages. Neither one of them sees a problems with this?
Mo doesn’t think to say this? Why do I have to know everything?
I’m sure they’re both doing voice texting and not even reading what’s coming through from the other. Dorit is definitely not reading PK’s.
This isn’t the type type of communication text messaging on a phone is even meant for.
His “I promise you I’ve seen it all…” Still doesn’t seem to sink in.
Even in her yap, she doubles down on this being PK’s ‘tactics’ to show ‘isolated messages’ that make her look bad.
However she does have a point when she complains to Mo that he won’t sit down and speak with her.
She divulges that he’s drinking again and Mo doesn’t deny it, telling her it’s only a glass of wine or two.
Okay Mario but are you with him 24/7? I kind of agree that PK shouldn’t be drinking. Especially if he had a problem, and especially if he wants his kids for a few days at a time.
I do see some traces of dishonesty from Mo when he reassures Dorit that PK’s not drinking heavily.
The other shit he was saying, I believed. There was a different look and less confident tone and body language when he delivered that sentiment.
“You guys need to talk!” Yeah dude, no shit. I hate to back up Dorit here, but that’s what the hell she’s been saying!
This bullshit is nothing but a waste of time, and if anything, made things worse.
This talk, if they do have it, I don’t want to see it.
I don’t want to hear about it. It needs to be private face-to-face between these two, preferably with a witness or mediator of some sort because neither one of them can be trusted.
I also think Mo was lying about dinner plans with a client. But if they were sitting there for two entire hours, as Dorit says in her yap, I can understand he needed to make an excuse to break free. He’d probably still be there trying to explain to her what it means to read an entire string of messages.
Jeez those poor camera guys standing there for two solid hours listening to Dorit.
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The Hamptons trio gets ready for their weekend away. Flying across the country for two days. No thank you. I don’t care if it’s first class or not. It’s Jet Blue, so let’s not get too excited.
I don’t know about these caftans that Rachel is so into. Thought this was a ‘hot girl summer?’
Hot girls don’t run around in mumu’s, sorry. I agree they would be ‘hot’ but I don’t think the kind of hot they’re referring to.
Hot girls wear jean shorts and cute little dresses, not big baggy long-sleeved gowns in the summer. Kyle use to wear these didn’t she? They add ten years to your age and at least ten pounds if not more to your body
That was a rant, but it’s been bugging me.
Honestly I didn’t get her “you’re not supposed to wear heels in the Hamptons, that’s not me, said me never.” Umm okay Rach.
Since she always wears heels I’m going with she’s wearing heels in The Hamptons.
Yay Dorit and PK had an ‘emergency mediation meeting’ in which he’s taking the kids while she travels.
Still not sure why they can’t just pick up the fucking phone and call each other.
While this is going on, Amanda is having her ‘Manifestation Moment’ event.
Dorit and Amanda both make ‘manifestation’ jokes about each other since Dorit was not able to attend the dinner, and Amanda didn’t want to invite her anyway.
They act like they want to learn about Amanda’s whole manifesting thing but they really don’t care. I think some of them are jealous she’s self-made, such as Erika and Dorit who need to live off of men. They just don’t want to fully understand what she does.
Boz speaks to Amanda in a condescending and harassing manner about her tiff with Dorit.
She calls Amanda ‘over dramatic’ in her yap. Boz you’re the one being over dramatic in my opinion. That clown needs to shut it.
Everyone acts in shock, as if they didn’t know Rachel, Dorit and Kyle are in The Hamptons.
Okay.
Erika’s mad she’s stuck at Amanda’s and didn’t score the invite to the Hamps. I’m sure they wanted her here to help bully Amanda around.
Although I do think Amanda’s a little strange, I don’t like the bullying. Especially in someone’s house.
Kyle and Dorit are quite impressed with the restaurant that Rachel takes them to, especially when they meet the one and only Donna Karan.
Back and forth scenes. Amanda has them journaling their thoughts and aspirations. Again something way out of these broads’ leagues. They don’t have any thoughts and aspirations.
She gives them a copy of her book. Not only are these shallow bitches incapable of journaling, they’re also incapable of reading.
It’s so funny to me how they want to ‘get to know Amanda’ and learn more about her career, they claim, but scoff at receiving her book. Wouldn’t that be a great way to get to know her, and what she’s about?
Am I being too reasonable for Housewives?
Kathy seems out of place. She pretty much has everything and anything she can wish or hope for. Pretty sure that’s what she’s thinking.
Boz acts weird about writing something down. Sutton doesn’t understand she’s supposed to write down the answer, and not the question.
What in the FUUUCK is wrong with these bitches?
Amanda’s Malibu Barbie story was rather cute. I know she got dragged on social media for this, but it’s kind of touching.
It’s getting lost on people because she’s been doing all of this other bragging I think.
Boz gets messy doing her Housewife job and announces that “Amanda didn’t want to invite Dorit.”
Sutton tells her she could “fix it by copping to it” and admitting she was talking about Dorit’s marriage.
OMG she was talking about her marriage. What?? You know that topic that Dorit is constantly oversharing??
I’m assuming since Sutton doesn’t really have a story line, and hasn’t in like two or three seasons, they told her she needs to start being cunty to keep her job.
And she’s bringing the cunty. Like you don’t attack and verbally ‘accost’ someone AS A GUEST IN THEIR HOME.
Where are your southern manners, bitch? Then she has Boz sittin’ there going “yeah.” Lady shut up. You’re weird. And ugly. And stupid if you think that Keeley guy is into you. He’s not.
If Dorit didn’t accost her, these ladies certainly are.
Dorit whines more at dinner about PK and their lack of communication. But no one dare discuss it with anyone, okay??
Kyle asks her about the dinner with Mario. I didn’t think it was dinner. Didn’t he say he was meeting clients for dinner? Did he have two dinners?
At any rate, Dorit complains how things didn’t go in her favor. Kyle pretends like she hadn’t already spoken with him about it.
Rachel’s speech about insecure men and being jealous of their wives, and unable to handle if they’re getting more attention etc etc, is rather poignant. I definitely agree with her. I don’t think it’s anything new though.
Shut up Kyle. So what if she is talking about her own situation. The poor girl never gets a goddamned word in about her life around Dorit.
My ex always got SO MAD if I was getting more attention than him. Then the jabs and insults would begin. Loser.
Back in Beverly, Amanda’s event seems slow-moving. Sutton is still at it, to liven things up.
Boz clocks in and bitches at Amanda for blaming Kyle for voicing her opinion about Dorit’s bashing of PK non-stop. She finally says more than “yeah.”
I kind of wish Amanda would just lose her shit and scream “THAT’S MY OPINION!!”
One thing about her, she is maintaining her cool throughout all of this. They seriously try to pin on her Dorit and Kyle’s rift? That’s been going on for several years now??
Sutton calls her a wimp when Amanda withdraws and doesn’t know what to say with the Sutton/Boz/Erika pile-on.
This isn’t cool.
Anyone that thinks it is must also bully people around.
My ex would probably approve. He likes to bully women around too.
