I’m having a little trouble getting into this season for some reason.
Maybe it’s all of the new people again? Or maybe, and I think this is really why, I can’t stand Porsha.
She’s gorgeous, sometimes she’s funny in a childish kind of way. but she’s just so stupid. And she’s a fucking gold digging whore.
She’s too stupid to even be successful at gold digging. And she literally has nothing else to do.
I can’t believe Angela is still putting up with ‘Chawwles.’ I thought she would have dumped his ass by now, after watching how he treats her for two seasons. I do like Angela. That’s why I want her to dump his ass. I wonder if she’s still flipping houses. Hopefully not. She was really bad at it.
Not sure who is worse at their craft, Angla or Porsha.
Porsha, Kelly and newcomer, not sure, they didn’t show the name, meet at the tea place. And it’s not your typical tea and crumpets. It’s some tea with some spirit. This could go badly.
Kelly and Porsha have not gotten along since Day 1 and guess they’re still at it.
Can someone please explain to these stupid Housewives that it’s not ‘we’re like vinegar and oil’ when talking about someone they don’t get along with. It’s oil and water, because they are unable to be mixed together, where as vinegar and oil, clearly are, since it makes salad dressing.
I think production even tried to help her out and she didn’t catch on.
I did not recap the premier. I sort of half-watched it. This episode was a little better.
Drew has some new guy that she had on FaceTime during some whole thing that Porsha hosted, that was annoying everyone.
Porsha and Kelli seem to be getting along swimmingly. So their beef was about Kelli calling Porsha out for being a fucking ho, basically.
Just when you think that’s all there was going to be to this little tea party, it’s not. Porsha had an agenda to definitely NOT to smooth things over at all.
Porsha thinks she has dirt on Kelli for also fucking around with married men. I think Kelli is acting very guilty. She seems surprised that Porsha knows.
So yeah, if you’re sleeping with married men, then be prepared to get called out when you get busted. People notice. People talk.
There’s also math. When a newly separated man moves in with the side piece three months after leaving the marital home, it’s pretty common fucking sense you were already fucking. Duh.
Back to this. Kelli’s voice goes up about ten octaves as she’s claiming her innocence. Porsha seems to have every last detail down. Well not every detail, that would be weird, but the logistics of the encounter. Which is also kind of weird.
I wonder who it is.
Apparently a man friend that Porsha was with, knows this married man friend, and that’s how the tea got to Porsha.
Kelli actually looks pretty rattled as she starts fidgeting with her scarf.
I feel bad for this K. Michelle chick having to sit in the middle of these two squealing at each other as to who the bigger ho bag is.
They have a weird awkward hug. Are we done with this? Forever? Can we assume they’re both skanks and call it a day?
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And we thought Porsha was dumb. This new chick couldn’t even remember her kid’s name!
And she also says their kids are their ‘biological’ kids. Why would we think she adopted her kids? I don’t think she knows what ‘biological’ means.
Well whatever, she has a restaurant business called ‘Slutty Vegan.’ She lost the company, then bought it back. She seems cool. She doesn’t know her kid’s name, but she seems cool. It’s early though.
Her husband is in the restaurant business too, selling cheese steaks. That’s kind of funny. They seem cute but they’ll probably be divorced soon.
We’re already seeing a breakdown in their relationship. Sounds like when her business was in trouble, he wasn’t really supportive or concerned.
He ‘wanted’ to be there for her. Okay. Dudes are such clueless losers.
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Shamea has returned and of course she and Porsha are no longer friends.
She Kelli and Angela meet for a shopping date. Kelli’s fired up that her ex is divulging info about her to a gossip site.
Angela asks about Kelli’s ‘finances.’ Who does that? I know it was in the press that she was experiencing difficulty with her waffle house, but still.
What about YOUR finances Angela? And all the money you lost in your unsuccessful attempts at flipping?
Kelli fills them in on the little tea party and the altercation between her and Porsha as to who’s more of a skank.
I don’t care how hard she wants to go at denying this, her face and body language definitely said otherwise.
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Drew has a movie premier soiree. So there’s overflow from last season when some rando at an event told Angela that Chawwles cheats on her (I’m sure he does.)
Phaedra was being accused of putting that guy up to it (I’m sure she did.)
If I remember correctly Phaedra had some sort of connection to that guy.
Porsha has decided she’s a lesbian now. I feel like if she wants to give up on men, that probably wouldn’t be a bad idea.
Kelli gets outed to Porsha for calling her ‘Whore-sha’ after they had their awkward ‘hug it out’ moment and seemingly made up.
This movie Drew is in looks really out there. No pun intended.
Why is this a super-sized episode? Nothing is even happening.
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Time for Kelli’s waffle thing. I’m getting hungry for waffles. Shamea’s mom scolds them for being mean girls.
They marvel at how they’re all ‘moving on’ from last season’s grievances and getting along famously.
Now, WHO believes that??
They’re miffed at Angela for making up with Phaedra, two seconds after they brag about getting along.
I’m starting to think they’re all on here to promote their businesses and acting/singing careers, honestly.
Kelli gives a speech. Whatever.
Porsha sends flowers with a note that they need to talk. She cannot be completely left out of this. She has to call someone. I’m sure it was hard for her to sit this one out. We all know she likes free shit. Especially food.
Drew and Shamea bicker about last season. Again, after being so proud of themselves for squashing and moving past everything.
K. Michelle has an infected open wound from a surgery? Exactly how does that happen? So she was bleeding to death but still performed? What?
What was the surgery? In what universe do doctors send you home when you’re in need of emergency surgery and tell you ‘don’t eat, and wait for our call.’
I call BS on all of this.
She claims she got illegal silicone injections in her ass that have been an ongoing problem.
This was a really boring episode.
