What the literal fuck is wrong with Karen? Before I get into that, I reluctantly wanted to point out how absolutely stunning she looked in the scene. Her skin was glowing. Not a wrinkle or a crinkle in sight. This must’ve been some really fresh Botox. And that contouring? Looks like she spent hours in …
Real Housewives of Potomac Finale – 2/2/25 – It’s a Dog Eat Dog World Read More »
Whitney is in Cannes Of course he is. Asshole. Scripted Madison following her marching orders since she’s a boring old married lady now, and hanging with the dudes in her extremely short tight clothing. I know – she looks great. I’m being judgy because she’s married and I just don’t think this is 100% appropriate, …
Mary M. Cosby has the floor in her Shazam superhero costume. SHAZAM!!!! Andy jokes about last season Mary who was superrrrrrrrrr cranky and would NOT participate in any Housewife activities. This season, a different Mary M. Cosby, as she even became besties with Angie whom she despised last season (as she drifted from Meredith for …
Real Housewives of SLC 1/29/25 – Part 2 Reunion – (part 2) Read More »
First of all, I seriously need to vent about this. The lighting at this reunion folks, was horrific and made these ladies’ makeup look so dark and harsh. They look like oompa loompas. Whitney’s spray tan is way too dark, which isn’t helping matters. The ladies that got it the worst were Whitney and Bronwyn. …
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Kyle apologizes for how she left Boz’s event (she never apologized to Boz, we learn later, and didn’t invite her to the dinner.) Erika got that tongue up her fucking butt hole, don’t you worry about that! “Please don’t apologize to me, I’m fiiiiiine.” So how does her asshole actually taste Erika? I feel like …
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 1/28/25 – Part 2 – Don’t Be a Beach! Read More »
Kyle nobody is staring at you. I cannot stand her tag line. Everybody is sick of you, even production. Producers purposely give them these embarrassing tag lines. Erika and her independence? Lady, you’d still be with that old geezer if you hadn’t spent all his fucking money. People that don’t see this are the slow …
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills -1/28/25 -Part 1- Hey Kool-Aid! Read More »
Didn’t get to recap of the finale, but might’ve been for the best anyway. Brynn is really something else. She brings this shit to a whole new level. When she accused Ubah of being fully aware of her supposed alleged sexual assault (yeah I said it, I’m sure a lot are thinking it too, admit …
