So we pick up with the Aspen trip, and the Three Amigo Freaks, gossip about “obviously the obvious” Kyle says. She’s so fucking stupid. She sounds like a fucking moron. she’s a fucktard. anyone that was a fan of hers, and still is, well you must be one too.
Erika, equal amount of fucktardness, says about Sutton, “one on one, she’s great then in the group she 180’s and becomes something completely different.” Let’s think about that one now. Perhaps when they’re one on one, they pretend (Erika especially) to be nice to her and act normal, then when the assholes are all together they gang up on her? That might affect someone’s mood. Do they hear themselves?
Shallow Kyle says unfollowing someone on Insta is “being fucking mean.” However ganging up on, name calling, swearing at, and humiliating someone isn’t mean. Kyle looks like fucking Morticia, I’m starting to realize with that long straight stringy black hair.
She must agree. On WWHL Wednesday her hair was curled with blonde high lights. Hmmm why the blonde, Kyle ??? Competing with someone? Either that or she saw how ghastly she looked watching it back. Or both.
Sutton, Garcelle and Sheree are in the van. and picking up Scarika to go snowmobiling. Kyle checks on Kathy, still in her bunk, and Kathy complains about having nowhere to put her clothes. There’s been a lot of SM chatter about Kathy, and the bunk beds, and the slippers, and the makeshift purse out of a shopping bag.
So what I’ve gathered is that yes, she may be ‘high maintainence’ if that’s what you want to call it, over basic things, like napkins, serving spoons, hangers, but also basic in terms of being comfortable in her own skin, and not giving two shits what you or I think. She could not care less what she’s wearing when traveling, or what fucking purse she’s carrying to a dark restaurant with Kyle’s dumbass fake friends, who think they’re all that.
Kyle is being really bitchy to her honestly. “I don’t know what to tell you, it’s not a big house!!”
She literally just asked for hangers. Missed her complaint about the square footage of the house. Maybe Shallow Kyle should stop having such a weird complex about it?
Dorit faked her robbery anxiety thing, at midnight, and decided she was going to have ‘anxiety’ about staying at the rental house, and go to Diana’s bougie hotel. Because perhaps PK’s bookie thugs followed her to Aspen, to break in and hold a fake gun to her head again. So funny how she doesn’t have anxiety at home, AT the property, and in the city, of where the ACTUAL robbery took place.
“It’s in a very very safe building…” (Diana’s hotel) and she knows this how? Kyle’s calling BS on the whole thing in her yap. I agree with Kyle. I hate to agree with Kyle.
Kyle tells Kathy she threw her slippers away, and “too bad” if she still wanted them.
So apparently it’s a big big deal, and a divisive status symbol as to who the skiers are, and who the snow mobilers are. Think that’s why Dorit chose the skiing even though she “hasn’t skied in twenty years.” She NEEDED to hang with the bougie group. Crystal says really odd thing sometimes. “As she’s gotten older, she goes for the easier mountains because she has nothing to prove.” Or whatever. These assholes are so competitive about EVERYTHING. Like she has to point out why she’s not going to be Lindsay Vaughn on the slopes. Not because she can’t, because she chooses not to be. No wonder Kathy cannot stand them, and just stayed in bed.
Diana has been compared to Oscar the Grouch in her ugly green fleece whatever thing she’s wearing.
What happens next is so beyond fucking obscene and odd. Diana boards the van and literally, Rinna, Crystal and Dorito scream her name, clap and cheer? what the literal fuck?? Is this some sort of reward for calling Sutton a cunt last night? Vyle wastes zero time gossiping about it, and Diana says something about how she’s been tryin to be civilized. Kyle cackles and says “oh I thought you meant last night you were trying to be civilized” So it’s funny your so-called friend acts completely uncivilized in your home?
She does her entitled evil laugh.
Erika boards the van with the snow mobilers, and No one is talking to her. Did she even say hello or anything when she got on?
The filthy germy snow boarding instructor guys are wearing a face mask. Outside. The bougie bitches don’t need to though… because, you know, it’s science. To be questioning how this makes sense would be like questioning science.
Sutton goes to talk to the goats and llamas as they’re getting their instructions.
Okay so back to the very IMPORTANT BOUGIE SKIERS. Diana is struggling with the ‘altitude.’ Lots of viewers on Twitter think she may be struggling because she has issues that have to do with another white powdery substance, other than snow and ‘altitude.’ I’m not saying it’s true because I read it online. I’m just saying, people are saying it.
Mario arrives to ski with the ladies, since his #1 lady is here. (not Shallow Kyle) Speaking of social media buzz, it is on FIRE with the Mo DEFINITELY having the hots for Dorit thing… possibly even an affair. Mostly just the hots.
Dorito immediately when she sees him, “Hi honey!” As if greeting her husband who just walked in the door. Mario pretends not to be excited, as their eyes lock, and he grins from ear to ear, then quickly erases it, and looks away like he’s embarrassed. Hmmm so randy thought, is Kyle sure Mario was in bed when Dorito left to “stay with Diana?”
Now we understand better why she opted for the ski trip and not the snow mobiling. Maybe it wasn’t to be in the ‘clique’ but because of her ‘click’ with Mario. And guess who rides with Vyle and Mario on the lift?? Don’t worry Dorito, if you “break a leg” I’m sure Mario will lovingly pick you up and be your knight in shining armor. They even sit beside each other on the lift. Mario looking at her lovingly. This is too much. This is the only actual ‘real’ and entertaining thing about Beverly Hills right now if I’m being honest. Not to steal Kyle’s line, but I’m just “being honest.”
Off go the skiers. Dorit crashes already. Kyle is probably loving it. Not because her husband is in love with her, but because hasn’t she bitched in the past about Dorit always being good at everything?
Crystal in her yap –“this is a good group of skiers, me, Kyle Rinna, Diana, like we’re all good skiers.” Oh my God. These hitches are so juvey.
Back to the peasant snow mobilers, they are demanding alcohol. The dude is like “bitches you’re operating a motor vehicle. Come on now you dumbasses.”
“That’s amazing…” Dorito says, not meaning it at all, as Mortica drones on about skiing and Mauricio giving her confidence and they always have soooo much fun together. Definitely low key telling Dorit to stay the EFF away from her man. Dorit’s so mad she can’t sit next to him because she’s in the way. Kyle ridicules the others because they are having waaaayyy more fun than them. who in their 50’s talks like this and is competitive about who is having more fucking fun??? Again, do they hear themselves???
So the non- important group are having their hot NON ALCOHLIC beverages and discuss the previous evening. Erika has a very profound “Anything can get to anybody” reply.
Garcelle eye balling her like she wants to stab her in the ear. Erika is talking in circles. You know how she’s all fake nice to Sutton when the her evil stepsisters aren’t around. I don’t know why Sutton nor garcelle call her out on that right now. Nor does anyone address Erika’s cackle after Dijana said “you AWE ONE…”
“Something is coming off as not authentic in these apologies.” Takes one to know one right? says the person who apologies, and then says “oh I didn’t mean it, I was playing with you.”
I don’t think Sutton’s apologies are inauthentic at all. She needs to stop fucking offering them.
She’s literally playing the Housewife game that they ALL play, she just keeps getting ganged up on about it, until she caves and apologizes 500 times. She compares Diana’s reaction to her social media issues.
Sutton for whatever reason says to Erika, “I really do like you.” I don’t know what would make her say that. Erika continues to toy and mess with her head non fucking . “We just need to work it out” she says. What’s to work out again ?? Last season? Sutton appears to be right about everything she was saying. Has Erika ever apologized to her, and if she did was it ‘authentic?’ I wish she would stop kissing this savage’s ass.
Apparently Dorito is now staying in Diana’s hotel for the rest of the trip, so she has to kick the ass kissing into really extra high gear. Diana emerges looking like a pumpkin, and Dorito says Oh My God Diana you look sooooooo gorgeous!!” It’s almost fucking revolting. Even her staff person is looking at her like she’s a thirsty moron. I was reminded by someone on Twitter that posted a little medley type thing of the early season sassy Dorit, telling everyone what the fuck is what. Remember her feud with Erika? I remember panty gate and that whole thing, but this viewer on Twitter posted some clips of her telling those hoes like it is. Rinna too. Now we have THIS ass kissing Dorit. Or if she DOES speak up about something, it’s usually stupid. I guess she just got so desperate to please the popular girl clique? who knlow.
Mario looks stoned as Erika orders him to shower if he’s going to dinner with them. Doesn’t Mortica own a curling iron, or a cute headband, or something ?This Marica Brady look at some point, has to go. Cut it to shoulder length, and get some layers or something? It looks terrible. She walks around like this, and picks on Kathy for wearing slippers and not bringing a designer purse to dinner?
Garcelle and Crystal discuss the earrings purchased with stolen law firm money. It was discussed on Garcelle’s podcast or whatever thing she does, and will be airing in a few days. Garcelle is aware Erika will most likely have her asshole up in the air about that. Imagine that. Erika with her asshole up in the air.
Erika says in the van as they’re discussing the chicness of Aspen, she’s “not opposed” to buying a house there. Mmmkay Erika, sit your thief, 50 law suits, broke ass down. I’m also going to charter a yacht and be featured on Below Deck Med next season. Why in the HELL can Sutton NOT get into this van??
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Why would she wear 5 inch stilettos in the snow, and knowing she has to climb into this van??
Erika announces she has been with Tom to this restaurant. Okay Sonja Morgan. Got it. You’ve been to Aspen with your criminal thief husband spending his clients’ stolen money like a drunken sailor. We know. We know !!! (the Sonja comparison is just talking about her failed marriage, and all of the things she had and did when they were together) Garcelle in her yap, made such a good point that she has no clue how to function, and what to talk about besides money and material things. She married this dude for money and the lifestyle. Let’s be honest. I hope no one is naive enough to even debate that. The past twenty years, and that’s a long time (not like she was only married for six like Sonja) of her life have been centered around her bragging about money, her spending addiction, and being this ‘trophy wife.’ Now she has neither.
Diana arrives and doesn’t get the greeting she expected, given what took place on the van earlier. She looks disappointed.
She sits down and Rinna immediately says to her “didn’t we have so much fun today??” “It was soooo fun!!” (these women speak and act so childish, it’s almost scary.)
Kathy mentions about some designer duds she has in storage at the Waldorf. Miss No Fucking Shame Erika chimes in, and basically begs her to “let us go through it one day.” And by ‘us’ she means her. No one else wants to mooch off of Kathy and Diana, here, except you Erika.
Kyle looks annoyed with Kathy as soon as she starts speaking. Pretty sure she thinks Kathy is stealing her thunder on the show now. She kind of is, and I’m here for it. Fans like Kathy more, and Mario likes Dorit better.
Now it’s turned into a pissing match as to who as the nicest expenivest shit, and Erika whips out her purse, and proceeds to brag about a $2,000 designer clutch she has and says she has, and blah blah whatever bag with red whip stich, that she could bring out right now!! What the fuck. Just a complete tone deaf, clueless gangster bitch.
Garcelle asks about these infamous $750,000 earrings, and Erika can’t read the room, or use any fucking tact, for the life of her, and proudly brags that they’re actually worth over a million.
She gets defensive when Garcelle presses her about why she wouldn’t give them up. She starts this “doing what’s right under the law” rhetoric that we hear much more of later.
“If I’m a liar, I’ll be proven a liar” Here’s my on my soapbox thing with this, again, you’re probably sick of hearing it– but it’s not that anyone is accusing her of lying and being involved in the scheme. It’s her attitude about it now that she DOES know the length at which Tom was going to keep her thinking that the money was a bottomless pit.
And Dorito is sitting next to ‘Mo’ between him and Vyle? How did they manage that without it being weird as they were sitting down? Oh well it’s funny!!!
Okay so again I repeat – their obvious flirtation and attraction is actually THE MOST, hands down entertaining part of the show. Period. Dot.
Dorit: “Mo, is that sausage?” (referring to her plate, she knew what she was doing)
Mo: “Oh yeah, it’s sausage, the chicken sausage you asked for.”
Dorit: “I didn’t ask for chicken sausage!” (sounding coy)
Now the scene of Kyle pointing out Kathy’s ‘purse’ and how embarrassing it is.
Kathy lets them know (as we all would assume) “I have nice purses but I didn’t want to bring them to Aspen!” Kyle acts like this city is fucking Paris or something, and Kathy didn’t even bother with caring about bringing anything nice. Shows the difference between these two. She couldn’t care less about impressing these stupid Housewives. At all.
This right after Erika sits there and brags up a storm, and shows off her $2g purse. Difference?
Old Money and No Money.
Kathy thinks her designer purses are too dressy for this dark restaurant in the middle of nowhere, where absolutely NO One sees it anyway, unless you’re so shallow that you whip it out, give the designer name, describe it, flaunt it, and announce the value. (Erika)
Aspen is a “CHIC PLACE” Kyle insists in her yap. Well not to Kathy it’s not, Shallow Kyle! It’s funny how Kathy is not even offended and thinks it’s funny with her passing her makeshift purse around the table and laughing like a 7th grader about it.
She probably knows Kyle is making a fool out of herself, and sounding thirsty and desperate to appear refined, so she’s just letting her go. She continues on with this really loud laugh. Maybe she’s really just mad the way Mario and Dorito are getting lost in each other’s eyes right to the left of her.
Here is my unsolicited opinion on Aspen is based on what I’m seeing and how Kyle and Erika describe it. (sort of same personality type, Erika is just a little more cold and vile) I think Aspen is a city that attracts people that feel the need to prove something, because it sounds bougie and impressive to say “Aspen.” ACTUAL real successful confident ACTUAL bougie people that don’t care about impressing their neighbor, go to Europe. That’s why Kathy has never been to Kyle’s stupid ‘small’ house. She has no interest whatsoever in being in Aspen. Moving on…
They head to the ‘other’ house which is much nicer than Kyle’s. Rinna has brought some edibles that she coaxes Sheree into talking half of one. Sheree says it “tastes like weed.” Well, that’s because it is. They can only hide the taste so much in the flavored edibles.
Erika has her face in a glass and has no clue what is going on around her.
Kathy starts plugging this tequila she and Nikki have invested in, and Kyle is being Kyle and makes some weird noise, and laughs at her and looks around at everyone. Erika is shitfaced.
Kathy is doing a plug on her investment. So what. Is she not allowed, according to Kyle, since he’s not a ‘Housewife?’ Is Shallow Kyle now a producer of the show? Must have missed that. We had to sit through several whole episodes centered around Rinna’s stupid alcohol, Kyle’s newest future failed boutique, and how many times has Erika mentioned her tacky hair extensions? Kathy can’t say, hey, let’s try this tequila real quick! Everyone just shuts her down, instead of just tasting it like a normal person would.
Over in another corner the infamous million dollar earrings are the subject once again. Dijana in her yap, says, “if you’re so passionate about this, put your money where your mouth is.”
OR this – Erika, who is the owner and the beneficiary of stolen property, could give up some of HER very extravagant possessions that were purchased with other people’s money? There’s that.
I did read that Dijana has donated money to the victims, so kudos to that. Not sure how Erika feels about that. She should be embarrassed by it, but something tells me with her zero couth and non-self-awareness, she is probably unbothered, possibly even thankful. Like she’s thinking “good now these stupid people can shut up!”
Garcelle calls her over. She’s not going to do anything that’s “not required by her under the law.” Feel like she’s just literally repeating whatever her lawyers are telling her to say if confronted.
She really does think that turning over some of her property makes her look guilty. No it makes her look like a good person. So well, that’s why it’s not happening. She could look at it like donating to a charity. (which I’m sure she’s also never done)
When you donate to a charity, such as cancer or to the homeless (not toothless), are you eluding to it being your fault or problem, people have cancer, is it your fault people are homeless (not toothless)? No, but it’s a considerate thing to do, if you can afford it.
Dijana of course, you know is trying to back her up. Not sure which one of these hoes is more evil and ruthless than the other. “The law is precedent over what’s right and compassionate” Erika insists. Who exactly is she trying to convince of this?
Now you see her ghetto snarly switch being flipped, and acting like a caged animal, when Crystal tells her “I would give them up…” They are just earrings! Would she actually have the gall to wear them?
WHERE would she even wear them? On one of her booty calls with a 70 year old?? Is she this greedy and materialistic??
“Why, so you can LOOK GOOD???” (well, yeah…??)
Garcelle points out that compassion doesn’t make you look guilty. Yes true. But I don’t see why that’s confusing for her. Like NO ONE unless they’re a total fucktard thinks Erika was involved in any day to day operations, and Tom’s ongoing schemes of robbing Peter to pay Paul, in the law firm.
She’s been pretty busy for the past many years, buying extravagant trashy clothes and traveling around singing equally as trashy songs, whipping out her credit card, spending 5 – 6 figures PER MONTH, as if the money was a bottomless fucking pit. That was her ‘contribution’ to the household.
She keeps repeating “the law matters” as if she’s a fucking lawyer or some kind of smart person.
This ridiculousness goes on where Erika is now on the extreme defense, has had several cocktails, and claiming there is “no evidence” clients from Tom’s firm are owed money.
She doesn’t feel for the ‘potential victims.’ They’re potential (alleged) victims.
Then the delivery of the much anticipated “I don’t give a fuck about anyone else but ME!”
It’s so nice that she’s stating how she feels, right Kyle, why don’t you respect THIS? Where’s the ‘respect?’ thought you respected people just saying how they feel?? Because this isn’t Sutton. Because you know if you roll out THAT line in relation to this, that would be too vile even for you, and you would be even more hated
Kyle pipes in – “it’s not just about the law, there’s people and victims involved.”
Erika goes on about not being a lawyer, (yeah we know, you’re barely literate) not being an employee of Girardi Kease etc etc etc.
Misses the point.
Shallow fucking Kyle EVEN says “let’s have a little sensitivity to the victims.”
She tells Kyle she should only be concerned about HER. Oh Lordy. Wow, sadly she is playing right into this. Was Garcelle intentionally setting her up? Possibly, but who really cares?? No one else will call her out on the disgusting way she talks about the victims, and her non chalant attitude.
Dorit tries to shut her up. Erika just does not care. She truly believes she is right in the things she’s saying.
You know it’s getting bad when Shallow Kyle is preaching to someone to show compassion.
She can’t keep her mouth shut with her Teresa Guidice -like rant, repeating same thing multiple times, as Rinna is ushering her out of the house.
