So before I get started, let’s just say from what I’m seeing on social media, viewers are really really really EXTRA SICK of the bullying, hatred, and targeting one particular person NON FREAKING STOP. Gross. Gross. Gross.
I want to point out an excerpt from the ‘Not all Diamonds and Rose’ book, and Tamra quoted Andy as stating the following: “It’s okay if they love to hate you, it’s when they hate to hate you, that’s when you have a problem.” It’s top of page 69, for those of you who have the book. So If Andy really did mean that, and Tamra quoted it correctly, I would have to say this is where 90% of viewers are with Diana, and 70 – 80% with Rinna and, yes, Kyle. So Andy, if you’re reading this, (He MIGHT be!!) Please clean house. Axe for Diana, ‘friend’ for Rinna and Kyle. They will be too proud to accept that, and just leave.
Maybe bring back Kim, Brandi, LVP?? Definitely keep Kathy. we would love to see the sister dynamic with those two! Over it with Kyle and Kathy, they clearly can’t stand each other. And not even in a fun to watch way. It’s not like they bicker, they just can’t stand to be around each other. I think Kathy has zero respect for her.
The show opens up with Kyle and Dorito bragging about how they continued the party sans Sutton and Garcelle, of course, at the bougie ‘Polo Lounge’ at the Beverly Hills Hotel “and our husbands all met us, and continued to party and be overserved…”
These two with the combined I.Q of a fly, are tryin so flipping hard to sound wise. Like you can see and hear the struggle. It’s painful.
Unfortunately, they proceed to recap Rinna’s dick behavior, as if we need a fucking one, they talk really annoyingly about Rinna, and give her excuses, and passes, and Dumb Dorito even points out how all of her supposed turmoil over her mother’s death seems to directed at Sutton only. That’s not weird at all.
They flash to all of her tantrums, threats, fake crying, and screaming, all, coincidentally, at Sutton, and the continued spaghetti sauce/Elton John drama. I must have missed the headline where Sutton is responsible for her 90 year old mother’s death. Proves the excuse is idiotic, as if we didn’t already know that.
Garcelle, of course, purley for Bravo purposes, has Diana over for a weird little visit. Thank God the camera crew is there, and she’s not alone. You could not pay me to be alone in a room with this sadistic freak of nature. Diana must have been advised and instructed to act fun, cool and normal, just to be misleading.
She walks in laughing and mumbling incoherently about her jumpsuit being backwards, claiming “this is the closest that I’ve come to a walk of shame.” Mmkay weirdo, sit your ass down. Who the hell do you think you’re foolin, Madame Pedo??
Anywho, they go right into Diana, as if total mimicking Dortio and Vyle, ‘complaining’ about the previous evening, and what a swell time they had, and how much they all drank.
Diana is doing major overcompensating to make it appear that Garcelle really missed out, doubling over with fake laughter. Save it, head butting freakazoid, Garcelle is probably glad she wasn’t there.
Immediately they talk about Sutton, and Diana’s fake show-contrived issues that she has with her.
She says she’s super psyched for Aspen, and of course we know why. She has opted to get a hotel (and for the 947th time, we have to sit through her hotel stories, and her whole traveling fucking spiel.) Why the hell Garcelle would ask her why she’s getting a hotel, as if she’s sad about it, I have no fucking idea.
And what’s with this “Reallllyyyy???” as if she really gives a shit, comeback to the idiotic statements the Mean Girl Brigade makes. I wish she would stop that shit. I’m sick of this and her flimsy “that’s not okay” when Mean Girls kick it into high gear. It’s gettin old.
She goes into her ‘energy cleansers’ that she sends to her vaca spots. Yeah these dudes are laughing all the way to the bank. And this confessional look with that weird short wig or whatever the hell looks ridiculous. They use this look a lot. Producers were probably like, “yes, this looks great, we’re going to film this look a lot !!”
She says they use “herbs and crystals, and stuff she doesn’t know, but works for me!” Pronouncing the ‘h’ in ‘ herbs.’ Stupid. She’s been in England/America for like 30 years. Learn the fucking language. Saying Herbs with the ‘h’ is embarrassing. Not sorry. It’s not a language barrier, it’s a stupidity barrier.
Garcelle pretends to look intrigued/interested. Diana is laughing and licking, and just wow, make this stop. Oh wait, I can fast forward.
Scene with Rinna and Harry, fast forward. Rinna pretending to cry more and care about her mom. So now she’s been ‘triggered’ again about Lois, guess she’ll be screaming at Sutton again about Harry’s stupid Prego shit that he dumped in another jar.
Kyle and Mario really want us to know that they charted a private jet for the Aspen trip. They said the word ‘plane’ like 15 times over the course of a 20 second convo. Did you get the plane, is the plane all set, does the plane fly? Does the plane have wings? Mario calls it a “great plane” and to me it looked like a rickety 70’s plane, that I would have had to be black-out drunk, and carried on. I would have been someone’s ‘carry on’ lol.
Kyle claims in her yap that she’s glad the Aspen house “is so ‘small since they don’t like to have guests anyway.“
Okay, the professional braggers, Kyle and ‘Mo’ don’t want to have guests stay in their house. Just say you opted to buy a home with (only) four bedrooms because it made more sense, since you wouldn’t be spending a ton of time there, it was more economical to buy a four BR home, over a ten BR home. It’s okay. Just speak the truth. Stop trying to be bougie constantly. It reeks of sad pathetic desperation.
Dorito boasts to PK about being ‘cool’ with staying in the nearby rental, instead of at Kyle’s. Wow so big of your Dorito. OF COURSE Rinna and Erika are staying at her house, who are joined at the fucking hip. She goes on in her yap to elaborate on her noble decision to stay in the rental, as if she just discovered the fucking cure for cancer.
By the way, if anyone else was wondering whose image is featured on this dress that she is wearing in her yaps, I posted on my Facebook page, if anyone knew, and someone believes it to be Empress Josephine that was married to Napoleon. It’s a cute dress, i would wear it to the Ren Faire, lol. I would ask her to borrow it, but she probably already returned it to the rental company.
Dorito revisits her robbery anguish. I stated a few episodes ago, that I wondered what happened to her extreme robbery trauma. She seemed to have completely dropped it. I should be more careful what I wish for.
Kyle questions Dorito “being able to stay in the other house, if she was nervous about staying in our house in La Quinta, in a GATED community” (you mean Kim’s goddamned house? – that you stole?) Think she just likes saying “our house in…” This fake rehearsed conversation between Kyle and Mario is well, fake and rehearsed. And we all know Dorito was faking the anxiety too.
Kyle tells Mario, because I’m sure he really cares, although he does a better job at acting like it, than the Salt Lake husbands, I have to admit, how Garcelle and Sutton unfollowed Erika on Insta. Kyle claims how “ridiculously stupid it is to do that at our age to have this conversation…” Yet here you are, onTV talking about it and making it a thing.
Mario ‘predicts’ that this trip is going to be hell, or something to that effect. He must be psychic or something. Gee, I wonder what in the world would make him think that?? #1 they always are, and #2 you’re looking at the bitch that is getting paid to make SURE that there is.
The ever-annoying packing scenes. I will say that, Crystal seems to have a good rapport with her housekeeper. Unless it’s fake for the cameras, but it doesn’t SEEM to be.
So Sutton’s rainbow iridescent puffer coat they’re trying to pack looks exactly like Meredith’s on SLC last season. I loved it last year, and I think I still love it! And it’s only $3400 ! Maybe I can find it on Poshmark, ‘gently used, with only minor few rips and stains’ for only for $3300?? If anyone does Poshmark, you know what I mean.
Anyway, it takes up her whole entire suitcase, and her assistant squishing it down does not work.
It looks like Garcelle is in a different house than she was last season doesn’t it? I thought she had purchased a townhome type thing. Maybe she was able to upsize? I don’t think she said anything about it, but she’s not really one to brag. Ya know, like someone else, “our home here, our home there…”
Garcelle calls Sheree and starts bitching about Scarika. Sheree pretends to be on her side, when we know she’s, not, and she’s a total social climber, and siding with the majority, to ensure her spot on Season 13.
Apparently the story broke during filming about Erika REFUSING, to part with $750,000 earrings that were purchased with Tom’s stolen company money. Help me to understand how she can just ‘refuse’ this? Can’t the FBI like, say, oh I don’t know? ‘raid her house’ and confiscate them?
How can she just refuse? If that’s too dramatic, how about being “ordered’ to turn them over, or get arrested?? They’re stolen. It’s not much different than literally stealing a pair of $750,000 earrings directly from a jewelry store, then getting caught? Like what is happening?? Tom was pretty much running his law firm like a crooked pawn shop, for years, to support this money grubbing hoe.
Whatever, they’re boarding this ‘great plane’ that Mario was braggin about, and it looks like it must have cost like $2.00 to charter. I like how Garcelle blesses herself ass she’s walking down the teeny tiny aisle. Sounds like a good idea. I know she’s tall, but she literally looks like her head is touching the roof, and if she spreads her arms out, they would touch both sides.
This does NOT look like the planes you usually see on Housewives, sorry to all the Karens I offended on the Beverly Hills Housewives Gossip chat page, that I subsequently got kicked off of for telling those dumb bitches how stupid they sounded for coming after me for criticizing a plane. One dimwitted bitch even told me to ‘be grateful.’ I was like “okay so you know I wasn’t actually ON this plane right??”
I know I’m biased, because I think I was right, but if I was the moderator of a group and I was seeing these types of comments, I would be pointing out that this is what the pages are for, to start banter and a discussion. If you’re that into your feelings about it, just scroll on by like a sane fucking person. One weirdo didn’t even know what ‘banter’ meant, and told me the pages were for starting a conversation, not banter. I mean, there should be a reading/vocab test involved with joining these chat groups. I called her stupid. Oops.
Erika humiliates herself in her yap as per usual by pointing out how “she used to go to Aspen, in herOWN plane…” Well useta, Erika, ya don’t now because ya done spent the old dude’s money along with other’s people’s. Also it wasn’t YOUR plane, it wasn’t even Tom’s plane. He ‘owned’ it like a time share type of thing, sounds like, where he shared it with others.
So shut it, and stop with the weird snarly bitter looking faces. You look stupid. Make your own money, hoe. Maybe if your fake singing career would have generated some income and not cost the pour guy millions, none of this would have happened. Dude shoulda just got ya a karaoke machine.
So everyone is completely crammed on this plane. Mario looks super uncomfortable. Kyle for some fucking reason feels the need to bring one of her dogs when there’s barely enough room for the ten people.
I’m actually really shocked this plane can carry this amount of weight. It’s ten fucking people, and a dog.
I think that chick that was a singer, whose small plane went down years ago, that was the reason, it was over the max in weight it can carry.
I can guarantee you this – if this was a Sutton arranged trip, and this was the plane she came up with, these hoes would have been bitching and moaning the entire time. Their yaps would have been with “OmiGod this plane, it’s so small, is she serious?? She’s so cheap. This is a nightmare. I want to die!”
I guess since there’s champagne and a charcuterie, it’s okay. Garcelle must really be nervous, she’s drinking from a flask. Honestly, with the looks of this plane, swigging JD from a flask seems more appropriate than champagne.
Kyle says in her yap “this trip is just what the ‘doctor’ ordered, because it’s impossible to not feel happy when you’re there…”
Euuwwwkay. Don’t think any ‘doctor’ except maybe a fucking witch doctor would ‘order’ what always goes on, at your ‘girls trips.’ Especially with the downward turn these shows have taken lately.
Well, the 70’s porn plane makes it to Colorado. They’re all cheering. I would be cheering too, if I made it there, and didn’t end up splattered into a mountain. So apparently, and I did not know this, because I didn’t watch the early seasons, but Kyle supposedly had ‘anxiety’ with flying.
Yet she just hopped on this 50 year old teeny minute contraption (and I admit I’m going by the rusty orange color of the seats in my age estimation) like she was driving to the corner store in her Mercedes. Some dumb dick came after me, on the chat page too, about calling it a 70’s plane, and said “where did it say 1977??” Like what is wrong with these women? It was supposed to be FUNNY! NO, sense of humor assholes!! Probably the type of bitches that yell at a kid for walking on their grass. Miserable.
ANYWAY, I just don’t think you get completely over flying anxiety. I’m just gonna go with, she was faking for attention. She is Kyle after all.
Erika: “Diana, can you buy us a place here?” Bitch loves to let this skank know she loves her money.
They drop off Diana somewhere, who cares, and Kyle and Rinna are in full ass kissing mode, and she assures them “I have people, like I said.” Yes, we know, she has her lackeys that bow down to her. She probably pays them like 5 bucks an hour.
Lets just get her dumb ass off. This is my second time through watching it, so I know what’s in store.
Kyle has a weird fit about the Christmas lights being still up, and makes Erika help her. She’s all “yeah hoe, you’re poor now, you can be my assistant for five minutes.” Who the hell cares that the Christmas lights are still outside. Just don’t like turn them on??
Everyone’s fawning over the house and inflating Kyle’s ego, as if it needs inflated, as Erika stuffs meat into her mouth. Not surprising.
Kathy arrives on her own, she was forced to fly dreaded commercial. There wouldn’t have been room for her on the porn plane anyway.
Kyle says “you went to the airport like that??” when she sees her slippers. Kyle, who the fuck cares? Have you seen how the majority of people look at the airport? I know for you it is, but it’s not really a fucking fashion show. Kyle demands to know if people recognized her. Kyle, Kathy doesn’t fucking care. She’s not out to ‘prove’ anything like you are. Kyle follows her, continuing to scold her.
Producer asks Kyle in her yap why in three years Kathy was never invited to her ‘Aspen home?’
Oh, let’s see because Kathy can’t stand her and she knows it, and knows she would have no interest in going to Aspen with her. She’s only present now for the purpose of the show.
To be an asshole, Kyle puts her in the basement on bunk beds, probably expecting her to be pissed.
You can tell she’s annoyed but doesn’t say anything. Can you imagine any other Housewife show, and any other ‘housewife’ being given this room and not having a tantrum?
Kathy is telling the girls about her skiing ritual to get people to avoid her, and Rinna and Erika are making weird faces. Unless that’s just their face.
Diana’s ladies in waiting are at her hotel dressing her, and doing whatever she demands. We probably don’t want to know, it may get pretty weird.
And right on on queue, here she goes in her yap, about her weird hoteling rituals and demands. Again. Again. “I’m very happy I’m staying in hotel…” Diana, I would be very happy if you… You fill in the blanks. I don’t want to get in trouble. Well I guess I can say what I want here, and not “get in trouble.”
She arrives from her hotel, everyone is in pajamas. She’s all glammed. She had a nose bleed she announces. Garcelle again “you diiiidddd??” who the fuck cares?? If this woman met her maker tomorrow, I would not give one fucking shit. And her maker, I’m sure is south not north, if ya get my drift.
Mario arrives with bags and obviously a box of alcohol, as Kyle demands to know if he got the alcohol??? This woman, I can’t. God love Mario.
Mario is in charge of dinner. Crystal is offering to help, “in a real way.” Now that the food is done. The siamese twins are sitting on the fireplace looking stupid. Rinna is staring into space, planning her next Sutton attack, and Erika has her face in a glass, as usual.
Mario may or may not have been getting stoned on the deck while grilling. Maybe it was just the cold air, but probably not.
Kathy is complaining about the corn being boiled, and not grilled. Mario is being kind of a dick about it, but I guess I can see why, she’s not really helping.
They string together all in a row, clips of her asking about serving spoons, napkins, and butter, which aren’t really demanding things to ask for.
Not sure why no one was even helping Mario with these details, KYLE !! Or anyone. Isn’t it kind of rude when you’re a guest someone’s house, and you see them cooking and preparing alone for several people, to not ask if you can help? All of these women, and NO ONE offered to help, except Crystal, offering to make room to put everything, when all the work was done.
Kyle in her yap, I wouldn’t call Kathy “easy…” Woman, she asked for butter for the corn, napkins and serving spoons for the dishes of sides. Granted she could have helped, but Kyle, you were also being a sucky hostess.
Kyle keeps asking who all is skiing. Nobody wants to fucking go skiing. Kyle, we get it, you ski, noted. “Oh, this is a non-skiing table… Diana, are YOU skiing??” yes she says that.
Mario is excited, and announces “all the girls are helping (clean up) I thought I was going to have to do that too.” Yeah he’s annoyed no one offered to help. Christ, these are bunch of lazy ass bitches. Remember last year when Kyle asked them to take their plates to the sink at Kim’s Goddamned House??
Rinna magically finds an Ouiji board in her room. Kathy passes. Can Kyle take that stupid hat off in the house at some point? Diana has her purse on her shoulder as if she’s leaving. But, she doesn’t. She probably sees the opportunity here.
Kyle asks the Ouiji Gods “Are we going to be able to work out our issues and have a good time on this trip?”
Some fun questions, then Kyle: “why did Garcelle unfollow Erika on instagram?” I mean, Garcelle is sitting right there, is she not? Just ask her. Aren’t you supposed to ask the Ouiji things that no one can answer or explain. Why not channel you dead hoe bag mother, to see how proud she is of you? Sadly, she probably IS proud of you. I feel like Kyle is the daughter that is most like ‘Big Kathy.’
Garcelle says she didn’t appreciate being called a liar.
They flash back to Kyle even bringing this up on the Porn Plane. Erika in her yap thinks it’s stupid. Garcelle and Erika start to bicker about it, the same old same old. Big Hoe Kathy’s daughter at it again. Kathy chimes in and agrees you shouldn’t call people a ‘liar’ when they’re not actually, lying.
She goes on to say, “I have three things, a liar, a thief, and a pedophile”
So guys, was she low key shading Rinna, Erika and Diana??? hmmmm?? I saw a meme thing on Twitter, that perhaps she was??
(it is funny how she threw ‘pedophile’ in there.) The meanies start to laugh at her. but you see where she is coming from if you have half a brain.
Being called a liar is a pretty bad character flaw, so you don’t throw that word around just because you disagree with someone. Erika, newsflash, you WERE drinking excessively at several events. So for Garcelle to be discussing, “Erika is drinking a lot while taking anti-depressants, she probably shouldn’t be doing that… (which she admitted to) how is this even a thing?? Your bestie, Renal, said the same fucking thing.
Not to mention, and I don’t mean to keep bringing this up, told her kid to “get the fuck away” when she was blacked out, at Garcelle’s event, got a flimsy ass apology, so she has EVERY RIGHT to be discussing it. Not to mention she’s on this reality show, where they are supposed to be discussing and judging each other. Garcelle tells Erika they don’t have to be friends. Erika agrees.
Kyle brings up Garcelle unfollowing her and Rinna last year, and someone said this was a joke, Garcelle and Sutton unfollowing Erika. I don’t know. They lost me here, honestly, and I’m not even embarrassed to admit it. This is getting dumb. Kathy says “nobody cares, don’t take yourself to be that important.”
But put a lid on it, Kathy Hilton! Kyle has a job to do, and needs to keep this unfollowing shit going. Everyone is talking at once, and Evil Kyle emerges again, and yells “it’s not that it’s IMPORTANT!!!” (wasn’t she ridiculing how stupid it was in her yap a minute ago, now she’s screaming about it ?)
Kyle, as per usual, starts yelling at Sutton, and being repetitive, and then storms away, and says “that’s where you lose me and I’m really bored.” (bored??)
Is it just me that thinks Kyle is just sooooo fucking immature? Is this what happens when you never had to really work for a living? Or is it when she has a couple drinks, or both?
Perhaps she’s totally miserable with her life and sexually frustrated? (‘Mo’ not putting out, since he has the hots for Dorit?) She just seems extra aggressive this season, right?
Sutton points out in her yap, no one cared when Erika called her a c*nt last season at the reunion, and no one had a problem with that, now she gets unfollowed on Instagram and we’re going nuts.
Of course Sutton knows the hypocrisy is not due to the actual behavior, but WHO is doing the behavior.
Sutton announces this, and Diana says “you awwwe one.” Erika is doing an over exaggerated cackle, Garcelle doesn’t understand the incoherent freak, and then when it’s clarified she’s just “that’s not okay.” Garcelle needs to step up the “that’s not okay.” It’s a pretty lame comeback if you really want tostickup for your friend.
So this just goes from bad to worse. Diana does try to take it back as “not being civilized and she’s sorry.” Erika is pissed at the walk back, and says “what are you talking about??”
Diana proceeds to talk about Sutton like she’s not even there – and even says she’s “ykkkgghh very slithery.”
Diana starts talking about how “she was bleeeeeding” AGAIN. Can I remind everyone that ALL of the girls were confused when she showed up at Garcelle’s party, after texting out an encyclopedia about how sick, miserable, and bloody she was after going to Mexico? So Sutton told her it was ‘confusing’ that she was there, to her face, not behind her back.
And My God, enough with how her vag was bleeding. We get it. Some women don’t want to hear the word ‘bleeding’ non-stop (me) and I am sure there are many that have suffered miscarriages that also don’t want to hear her repeating this over and over and over…
It also doesn’t mean you’re dying. After you give birth, you bleed for days. And there’s also the monthly friend, where it’s same, not fun drill. She needs to knock it the fuck off. Who wants to keep hearing that? I do not. But the freak show still rallied, to go to a party and start shit.
Even if Sutton had not said that she was ‘confused’ about her arrival, there still would have been an issue. She would have made sure of that. That’s why the sleazeball went there, to start shit with Garcelle and/or Sutton.
Are you all forgetting about her passive aggressive ‘gift’ that she brought to Garcelle? Her stupid trash book? Fucking whatever. I have no patience for anyone that defends this twat. Who the fuck brings a stupid passive aggressive fucking gift to someone’s birthday party? That takes a special kind of PIECE OF SCUM. Garcelle just laughed it off.
And didn’t Diana JUST SAY, something like, “isn’t it better to say things TO her and not behind her back?” So Sutton addressed with her, in person, to her fucking icklicky face, that it’s weird she’s attending a party after sending a group text at how she’s fucking dying? But whatever, we know, rules for me and not for thee.
She goes on with more yelling at how horrible Sutton is, when she is probably the LEAST horrible person here, using her bloody vag as an excuse, just like Rinna uses her mom’s death as an excuse.
WEIRD FUCKING BITCHES.
Still yelling, she goes on to say, which makes no sense, she “got out of her deathbed to come to Garcelle’s birthday party…” So dummy, you don’t GET OUT of your deathbed. That’s why it’s called a fucking DEATH bed. And having a miscarriage does not mean you’re dying. I don’t even feel sorry for her about it. You get the respect you give. She gives none. So, yeah, fuck her miscarriage. She’s pushing fucking 50, maybe stop trying to get knocked up?!! I don’t know!! I’m not a biologist, but bitch, that ship has probably sailed.
Diana leaves- Erika dutifully rises (first time she got up off her ass) to help ass-face with her fucking coat, as she’s pretending to be upset. She attacks, exaggerates her situation, and now she’s crying and the victim.
Sutton is crying for reals, and Nasty C*nt Kyle whispers “stop being dramatic.” I think she purposely said it low enough that the mic wouldn’t get it, because we didn’t hear it, but Sutton repeated, “I’m not being dramatic.” So yeah we know, Kyle.
Then we gotta hear Kyle’s yap in the scene justifying Diana’s behavior as super fine and okay, and she respects her, because she’s being honest, and does that thing that I hate when women do.
VaGina George (Gina) did it on OC last season with Shannon, if that puts it into perspective.
After saying something ‘slithery’ that they know is bitchy, and not even true, they do this weird thing with their head, as if “so what if you don’t like it.”
As if to convince us it’s true. It’s a very juvenile body language, mannerism, whatever the hell you want to call it.
Erika is probably having an orgasm right now in her Big Bird sweatsuit, and escorts Diana out.
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