Missed last week’s recap – sorry!! And I really wanted to make fun of those hideous bangs Meredith had on. Audrey Hepburn was doing fucking back flips in her grave and no, not the good kind of back flips. Wow Meredith just wow. So fucking embarrASSING. Heather drops in on Whitney. They’re planning a Girl

John and Lisa discuss this very serious situation of Todd threatening to throw them out of the house. It’s very sensitive, so they go outside, OUTSIDE, for fear of someone hearing them through the walls. Also they’re being filmed. I guess nobody could over hear them outside?? Lisa says “this is soooooo uncomfortablllllllle!” Lisa blames

so I missed last week’s recap. The ‘huzbands’ had a little dinner meeting and we see that Lisa made John demand an apology from Justin. John Barlow is one of the House Husbands I feel really bad for because he so badly doesn’t want to be in his marriage, but doesn’t have the balls to

Angie plans a mob wife party for her 25th anniversary. That’s weird, but I believe she’s poking fun at Meredith for saying she’s in the Greek mob so good for her for having a sense of humor about it. I don’t know about the legitimacy of their marriage, but 25 years, that’s saying something. I

So tired of talking about stupid Prism and Whitney’s stupid cheap jewelry she’s peddling. Apparently unbeknownst to Bronwyn, (which is a little sus since they’ve been friends for a while, haven’t they?) Lisa knows the family of her daughter’s father. Did I miss that he had died? Then his family has never tried to meet

The Milwaukee trip continues with Laverne and Shirley being heavily referenced. Heather presents monogrammed sweaters to Whitney. Still think they should have gone with Bridesmaids instead of Laverne and Shirley from 100 years ago. Yes, some of Bridesmaids was shot in Milwaukee. I doubt if any of Laverne and Shirley was actually filmed there. So