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Real Housewives of New Jersey 5/12/24

I want to point out that I don’t know which is worse as far as Rachel’s plastic surgeries, her water balloon tits on her pancake nose. Where did she get her surgeons? Craig’s List? Jennifer’s daughters are ummm – well fed. And don’t tell me kids are ‘off limits.’ When they’re on the show they

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier 5/5/24

It’s new New Jersey season. Here we go. What is wrong with Teresa’s voice? It’s so much more annoying than normal. What? A big restaurant brawl? That never happens. Too bad we have to wait three entire months to see it. Lots of ‘oh oh oh Ozempic!’ going around Jersey. Dolo, Teresa, Fessler and Margaret

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3 – 6/13/23

It would make me so happy if Melissa could stop fiddling with that stupid hood. The guys are now seated and ready for their interrogations. Teresa looks absolutely like she wants to puke. I need another way to describe her expression. I’m tired of saying puke. But she does. I’m not going to agree that

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 – 6/6/23

Melissa and Teresa are still at it about who sent her to jail. Newsflash Teresa, your fucking husband sent you to jail. He had you signing false income and mortgage documents to use your credit because his sucked. He admitted to this. Blame him. Blame yourself for not reading what you were signing, or asking

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Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reunion Part 1 – 5/30/23

Well the dresses are over the top as usual – especially Melissa with the hoodie. Still very Jersey, but overall a little more classy than normal. I like Andy’s comment – “I think these are the best reunion dresses ever – and then quickly adds, “of Jersey.” So that was a little bit of a

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Real Housewives of New Jersey 5/9 and Finale 5/16/23

So this talk with Louie and Teresa really is something else. And now he’s in cahoots with Joe Guidice? That’s a recipe for disaster. Does Louie seriously NOT believe Teresa is ever at fault for any of the issues between her and her brother and Melissa? The issues are very simple to explain – she

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