They’re all discussing with their husbands and children, in Heather’s case, about the Mary drama on the trip, about her church and if she is God or not. The husbands all look like they would rather be at a Tupperware party over listening to this shit. Bravo seems to be wanting to involve the husbands more lately. Not sure why.
Justin looks so very not interested and “disengaged.” Like he’s even laughing because he’s having a hard time looking serious through this. Why didn’t the crew just NOT zoom in on him eight times? I mean can you let us please try to hang on to a shred of belief that some of the scenes are real? I don’t even know what Whitney was saying, and I watched it twice. I was so busy laughing at Justin’s bad attempts to feign interest.
Their dog has the right idea. He’s like ‘I’m just gonna crawl under the damned table and put my asshole up in the air. That’s what I think about Mary and her cult.”
Mary is filling Rob Sr in on went down in Vail. Her recap is a little skewed and very toned down, compared to the actual events. She just says that the rest of the girls say they don’t ‘trust’ her. She didn’t exactly (not on camera) get into the fact that, word on the street, is that she may be running a cult and coercing people to give her thousands of dollars.
Mary thinks it’s a race thing, Rob Sr brushes it off as a ‘Utah’ thing.
Passing the ball to Jen now and her legal troubles —
The elusive Jen is calling/texting the girls. She calls Heather, and Heather agrees to meet her for lunch.
She texts Lisa. Lisa avoids her. She’s still uneasy and will talk to her when SHE’S damn good and ready. John was forced into this scene as well, who also doesn’t freaking care.
Poor guy TRIES to escape but she orders him to “sit down!” (Like for real sit down – not like Nicole telling Emily to sit down on RHOBH. ) He complies.
Jen and Heather meet for lunch. Jen is hungry apparently. They shed those awful faux fur coats. Jen’s is the color of red velvet cake.
Heather professes she’s her friend and here for her.
Jen recaps the infamous “arrest.” She’s still sticking to the story, and repeating it yet again, of it not being Shariff on the phone when she answered it on the bus. So they track her down and tell her they are arresting her.
They take her into what she is calling a “break room” at the Federal Building, She never watched Law & Order apparently. It was an interrogation room I’m pretty sure.
She divulges that they handcuffed and pulled guns on Omar, which we did see. That is a little puzzling.
This has her upset and crying that if something would have happened to him, it would have been her fault. At least I think that’s what she started to say, then changed since that would sound like she’s guilty.
The water works are flowing. I’m ready to hear some sort of ANYTHING as to why the feds and cops think that her business is scamming and stealing from people when it’s not ? Something. I think it’s a mistake because this and this. And don’t say she can’t say legally divulge anything right now. Poo on that. She could say SOMETHING in her defense.
I’d rather hear something that makes sense and not more fucking tears, and deflection. And NOT turning it into a black vs white thing. Sorry if anyone is offended by that. I get being pissed that they handcuffed Omar. But her problems and arrest are NOT a race issue. Now she is acting like Stuart is NOT her business partner ? She says they’re not partners in “any business.” Heather seems confused by that and suspicious. Is she gearing to throw this all on him? She says that it’s scary that the government (and I’m no fan of the government right now) can do this when they have NO PROOF.
I’m calling bullshit on the no proof thing. She wonders if AR 15’s got pulled at Stuart’s residence? Maybe Jen needs reminded that she is the OWNER of the business. They also flash to a recent scene where she refers to herself as his boss.
So we’ve covered poor little me tears, OMG she was taken into a “break room” (guess she thought she was goin to the Ritz Carlton after she was arrested) diverting attention to race, and basically blaming Stuart and denying he was her assistant or partner… Good job Jen.
She asks about the Vale trip. Heather shares that Lisa was making judgments, calling attorneys and making it her issue and may want to ‘distance’ herself from her. Heather discloses that Meredith says that “it’s over.”
She wants a big ole fat apology when she is found innocent. IF she’s found innocent, which I don’t see how after Stuart, who she’s now acting like she barely knows who he is, has pleaded guilty and admitted he knew he was scamming people.
Whitney and Justin discuss her business rebranding. He tells her they put half her savings into it and he seems to be looking for his return, like now, and tells her she needs to be held accountable.
Here’s an article about the rebranding of her skin care line, to rename it Wild Rose Beauty.
https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/whitney-wild-rose-beauty-iris-beau-company
She tells him that she doesn’t have an exact number of what she has into it, and she applied for a million dollar LOC. If she’s not approved he needs to cough up the cash. She says he’s mad, but the only thing he’s mad about is if he’d die he would have nothing to leave her (and his kids)—
where do these bitches get these guys ? I could see me telling me ex this?
I could see me ordering my ex that “he’s not going anywhere.!!!!” You MUST sit here while I deal with this drama with my friend.
Mary has an organizer coming in to organize her closet and all of her shit.
What is the deal with that big blue smurf chair that looks like something out of Aladdin, or Jennifer Aydin’s house on Jersey.
Mary Mary Quite Contrary how does your closet grow? (not from the parishioner’s money she claims) She has an organizer coming. Her closet and bedroom is ridiculous. There is shit everywhere and no organization whatsoever. She needs to get rid of half of this shit.
“All these things I have, it’s not because I take people’s money…”
Guess this shit is just growin in her closet.
“The more things I have, the bigger my heart is. ” This girl is looking at her like she’s wacko.
Still playing this eerie background music.
Is anyone else bothered by Lisa’s gold sparkly dress and silver sparkly boots in the intro or just me ? I, personally wouldn’t put silver shoes with a gold dress.
Lisa and Meredith ride horses for three seconds around this stable thing. Meredith is in full riding gear of course. These camera guys are such freaking pervs. They literally zoom in on her ass bouncing up and down on the saddle. Lisa’s horse, Blue, is shitting (we know this because the also zoom in on the shit) and not in the mood to parade around in circles for the Bravo cameras.
They sit to discuss Jen’s drama, not to be confused with Mary’s drama. Lisa says she feels manipulated by Jen or whatever. Meredith sort of says “I told you so…” They flash to Jen freaking at the photo shoot. I think we’ve seen that flash like 857 times. Lisa brought up the designer that sued her and she went nuts. Next ???
Now switching to Mary, Cameron is being discussed. Lisa is in no way taking responsibility for having him spill the tea to Meredith purposely to get the story circulating.
Lisa is trying to blame Heather and Whitney for the Cameron drama. Meredith thinks it’s the group dynamic, and strange to blame Whitney and Meredith. Lisa is pissed as the scene wraps up.
I love Jennie’s coat. I will be doing a hot or not piece for tonight’s show. This coat is like a lace trench coat ?? Never saw anything like this.
She is planning a themed dinner featuring food of her Vietnamese culture. There is a Vietnamese restaurant in my area, that is really really good. Everything is always so fresh and really delish. It is very different from your typical Chinese places. My favorite is the Shrimp Vermicelli.
Her daughter is apparently the official approver of the food. Guess the ‘sister wife’ thing blew over ???
Jen and Shariff are having Popeye’s Have we ever seen them pray before ? Now I want either Chipotle or fried chicken, or Vietnamese food.
So she wanted Lisa to respond more so than Heather? More tears and Jen freaking. Her crying starts and stops really abruptly. Who else is tired of her screaming and crying? Coach says he believes her, but his facial expressions are very different. She bitches that his family isn’t here for her. What is happening ? Does he really think she’s completely innocent ? Maybe he does. She ‘doesn’t understand why this is happening,’ she says. He just wanted to sit and eat his chicken and biscuits.
There’s a photo shoot for Whitney’s new rebranding skincare thing. 20G for a photo shoot.
Jennie notices that there are no products around in the shoot – only Whitney and a lot of white background. All of the items with logos are showing the old logo ? She’s kinda right.
$20,000 for this ?
Jennie and Heather attend, and guess what they start discussing ????? Like one of two things.
Heather says she went to lunch with Jen and Jen is maintaining her innocence.
Heather does not seem to believe this. She’s like I believe SHE believes she’s innocent. (sort of, I’m paraphrasing)
Mary’s turn now.
Whitney is pulling a Megan King, Whitney calls Cameron and they talk for three hours about Mary and her church/cult.
Whitney won’t give the deets, but says it’s worse than they realize. Whitney is going to confront Lisa about it, and take it from there with Mary. She’s afraid to up against Mary by herself, because Mary will “rip her apart.”
I keep forgetting Jennie and Lisa are good friends, and they keep discussing her in front of Jennie.
Jennie doesn’t seem to run to Lisa like the others would. So that’s refreshing.
More yelling/crying from Jen next week – so who’s excited for that ?
