OC Reunion Part 1 of Part 1

This is going to be difficult but I’m up for the challenge. Mean girling and ganging up on someone is a bit upsetting for me, and there was a lot of it here tonight.

Probably doing a two-parter.

I canNOT fucking stand Emily and she acted SO EMILY. Her performance was so similar to her obsession with Noella and her situation, with that snide smug hideous look on her face. Also she’s gaining all of her weight back and I’m here for it. How embarrassing after the huge fucking hissy fits she had all season over her weight loss not being recognized enough.

She’s always obsessed with the skinnier prettier girls. Noella, Katie, Jenn…

Also trying to say ‘cops don’t lie’ is absolutely ludicrous. COPS ABSOLUTELY LIE YOU DUMB ASS.

I am positive an arrogant white Georgia cop took a dude’s side over a young Asian single mom. Are you kidding me Heather and Fat Emily??

Heather and Emily are getting DA—RAGGED for their treatment of Katie and trying to ridicule her and insinuate she’s a bad mom when she had to relinquish custody of her kids several years ago, temporarily because she was homeless while trying to divorce her abusive husband.

I don’t see this being mentioned much, but did anyone else think it was terrible when Katie said she was homeless with her three young kids, and her parents wouldn’t help her because they were against her divorcing her abusive husband? Let that sink in. They were protesting their daughter divorcing an abusive man and allowed her to be homeless and lose her children.

I feel really bad for her. She had no support, and it’s a not unlike what I dealt with too when I was married to a terrible disgusting sorry excuse for a man. I waited until my kids were older to divorce him because I assumed I would have no support from my family either.

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Shannon went a little nutso on the filler. Yikes.

What do we think of Tammy Lou Who’s peel thing she had done? I think she looks the same or possibly a little weird.

Emily says she’s not working out 7 days per week anymore. Yeah it looks like he’s working out NO days per week.

It must suck to supposedly ‘work out’ and still be large. It’s all right Emily you tried. You still look like a linebacker, but you tried. I think her inner ugliness is spilling out.

Heather’s dress is literally the color of shit. Which is fine and makes TOTAL sense. No complaints here. I mean of all the colors??

She does tend to get reunion dresses wrong for some reason.

Gina always has to wear the shortest fucking dress possible.

Heather is clearly still harboring animosity over Katie calling her out on her staging photos at Disney. Why is she getting so mad? CLEARLY these photos were posed and staged. It’s not even up for debate, Heather. Viewers are not as stupid as you would like us to be. Her fit of emotions over it honestly solidify that it is true. She would have been smart to just laugh it off.

So here we go. Tamra seems to be doing some back pedaling when it comes to Shannon, and I’m sure it’s soley due to the viewer backlash.

She sucks up to Shannon and tells her they don’t have to be BFF’s but she’d like to smooth things over. Her face does look weird. Or maybe it’s just because she’s groveling and looking pathetic.

Andy addresses Tamra starting therapy and she says she decided to try to find out “where the anger comes from.”

Her ‘on the spectrum’ thing just did NOT land with viewers or work out well for her. She has since deleted everything on it.

I feel like she was setting up her story line, but sorry Tammy Sue, you kind of crashed and burned with that one. But nice try, as your bud Emily would say.

You tried to get the viewers’ pity and sympathy and plan ahead in the event you’re not fired again, it blew up in your face, but you tried.

I feel like she’s on the spectrum of stupidity if she really thought this was going to be in any way beneficial to her.

I think it’s very sensitive because a lot of people do have experience with people in their life that actually suffers from the disorder. So for her to use that as an excuse for being an asshole, is pretty fucking sick.

Shannon’s basically not having her fake apology to save face. Tamra’s trying to act like she really cares. Nice try Tammy Trailer Trash Looney Sue.

Shannon sets the record straight that they haven’t really been close since they made up last season.

Tammy Sue thought they were. I love how she suddenly is pretending to care about Shannon’s friendship.

Jenn and Emily: I’m annoyed every time that drag queen opens her mouth, I really am. I have no respect for her. She’s a fucking clown.

She thinks Ryan is not allowing Jenn to talk to her since “I’m an attorney.” Well you are an unemployed attorney, not to split hairs.

Since 2019.

Five years of not practicing law, so I think at this point I would stop referring to myself as an attorney. Emily you’re a Bravoleb Housewife and ‘kept woman’ by your husband’s wealthy family, not even by your husband, your husband’s parents. How embarrassing.

Even though you despise women that are being supported. You just cannot wrap your head around how a woman can dare being financially dependent on their husband or boyfriend??? Hmmmm.

Maybe Jenn’s avoiding you, you fat pig because you’re a fucking evil insecure cunt that harassed her and mean girled her ALL SEASON like a fucking middle schooler, because she’s cute and skinny and you’re not. Eat some more sausages and tacos. Size 6 my fucking ass.

Not sorry. I told you this would be hard. Hope you’re not clutching your pearls.

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Well not surprising, Shannon’s drinking is the first topic.

Even though I am a Shannon-er she does need to stop drinking. I wish she could have had the willpower to not order cocktails during filming. It was such a bad look. It showed she didn’t take the whole thing seriously.

Or maybe just ordered wine?

It is rich Tammy Sue calling her a drunk when she gets drunk for most of her scenes. But this is the Real Hypocrites of Orange County after all.

I feel like all mature adults should know in this day and age that you can’t force a person to get help for alcoholism or any type of addiction. They need to realize it. Shaming humiliating and name-calling makes things worse. Tamra should know this an any reasonably intelligent adult should. Even one ‘on the spectrum’ (of stupidity.)

Come on Tammy Sue. Literally every normal adult with a brain knows this now.

What happened to her discovering Jesus ten years ago?? Where did he go? Did she forget about him?

Was Jesus convenient that season?? And he no longer is?

Gina addresses why she didn’t follow Tammy’s lead and go after Shannon.

Probably because Bravo ordered her not to since Tammy Sue was handling that.

But Gina spins it that she had empathy for her, having gone through the same thing.

Emily reprimands Tammy for calling Shannon an alcoholic, and how it was counter productive.

HOWEVER Linebacker Emily screamed and made numerous snarky comments and really low blows about Jenn being ‘broke’ since she left her husband. Hypocrite much woman??

She goes onto say you can’t bully someone into not drinking. But hey Tammy Sue, don’t worry, if Emily wants to bully a bitch, that’s super cool.

Bullying someone for struggling financially with five kids to support is perfectly fine. Why? Because Emily the Frumpadump Unemployed Attorney, who says cops never lie, (even though she’s involved in an organization to free prisoners wrongfully convicted) says so!!

Pretty sure that’s what Jenn is thinking. Well maybe not all of that. That’s a lot for Jenn, but the first part she is.

I think we all know Shannon still drinks heavily. I don’t think Tammy Sue needed to call her out for drinking during her 30 day program. I wish to hell Shannon would learn to put the fucking phone down, for the love of God.

Just put it down. I hate to say I believe Tammy Lou. I think Shannon just does not remember. Because she was drunk.

They flash on several reunions where Shannon’s drinking has been a topic which is tough to see.

This Shannon and Heather thing in Sonoma. Like Shannon really if you were dumb enough to confide in Heather you reap what you sow.

But having said that, I do see Heather’s point that she thought it was okay to discuss, since Shannon had spoken about it on a podcast and to others. Also, and I hate this, but I agree with Heather pointing out although she knew the story of that night, it was a lot different when Shannon was in front of her crying and showing her a photo of her bloody face.

Shannon needs to pick her battles.

I also think it’s clear to see that Shannon was lying on Jeff Lewis’ podcast when he asked if she thinks Jackass heard the crash and she scratched her head and said “umm I haven’t thought about it.”

Clearly she was lying to Jeff because she didn’t want to discuss it any further, probz because of how fucked up and hurtful it is. I don’t know why she doesn’t just tell Heather that.

Heather is trying to spin it that Shannon was being inauthentic to her on camera, when actually she wasn’t being straight with Jeff. This isn’t hard. Perhaps she doesn’t want to admit she lied to Jeff since they’re buds.

The Travis and Gina story comes up again. I have been mentioning it several times over the past few seasons. You can see how uncomfortable Gina looks when it gets brought up (I’m not a body language expert but looking down at the floor probably means shame and guilt.) You can try to argue if you’re a Gina a fan, or you use your head, and look at behavior body language and facial expressions. This is why she stopped drinking, and this is when the ex started acting ‘crazy.’ She was upset this took place in front of her children.

Why the story got buried and wasn’t addressed in the subsequent season just a few month later, I do not know. Maybe Andy knows. Can someone ask him?? I guess I could have been organized and got my question in.

Even her reaction in London was pretty obvi it was accurate.

I totally believe Travis has a tiny dick.

We had a funny moment when Emily suggests Tamra apologize to Shannon for berating her all season and Delulu Tammy Sue thinks she’s addressing Shannon.

“Sorry about what?” she says??

We keep having to revisit Shannon and the things she was saying about Gina in the wake of her DUI. I disagree with her repeating the CPS story over and over, but first of all, she just meant like for the night, not long term because had Shannon not intervened with her attorney that wasn’t from the Penny Saver, like Gina’s, she would have gotten arrested for missing her court date.

But the reason she kept repeating it is because Gina never really seemed grateful for Shannon offering her attorney, I assume even for free. I believe Shannon paid him also.

I just wish that could get dropped. Or Shannon would fucking say that. She needs to give me a call so I can tell her what to say to theses bitches.

She tells Tammy Lou thanks for the apology but not interested in being friends.

This is a good time to take a break since we’re diving into this gang-up take-down on Katie for outing Heather for posting posed planned photos of her and Terry in the wake of the cheating scandal.