Right off the bat, we have a scene of Tommy and MJ arguing over the episode when she sent her boobs to the boys, and he’s not coming to the reunion nor seeing her off, even though she’s begging him. I mean that was kind of weird. I know she’s MJ, but she’s married now, and she should respect that. God knows, she wanted to get married and have a child baaaaaad. And now she is/does, so act like a grown-up. I like MJ’s make-up guy saying – “he’s old school” when she tells him this. I feel like Tommy has had the shits of reality show life, really, and maybe MJ should prioritize. Oh and I’m not into her hair and look at all. That pony thing is just weird. The dress is okay I guess.
Mike’s suit is so awful, it’s awful!!! Am I the only one thinking he is reminding me of that old kids’ TV character Barney?? And Paulina is wearing orange? Guess they didn’t coordinate.
Mike is sneakily love-bombing her to death before they she comes out on stage. Just like he interrupted her on WWHL by telling her she was hot when he didn’t like what she was saying.
He’s so manipulative!
Paulina meets Andy for the first time (really they never met ?) and says that Mike is the man of her dreams, ain’t gonna touch that one.
Wish I had a dime for every time Mike said “get the fuck out of my relationship !!” “my relationship, my relationship !! …” shut up !!
Maybe if you didn’t always have so much negative drama constantly, with your cheating, and sexting and sexting and cheating, Reza and the ladies wouldn’t be gossiping so much about “your relationships” dude !! You shouldn’t have a smart phone. Period. Get him one of those old flip phones, or that one for old people. No internet. (guess you can still text from those, so whatever, this dude will never change.)
I think that Tommy is acting like a baby. I can see being annoyed, but he knows what he married. He knows she says and does off things sometimes. She’s MJ, she’s a kook. Thought Tommy was kind of a kook too ? That’s how the bonded – over their kookiness. Maybe he should get over this and stop pouting. None of the guys she sent the boob pic to, are attracted to her. I don’t mean that mean, but they’re not. Whatever. This may just be for the drama factor. I just hate to see them arguing constantly.
All right, getting into it, Andy goin around the room: (What’s with that spread on table? is that for show or what ??)
Reza looks kind of too skinny now if you ask me. The shorts suit thing is… different.
Again, Mike’s Barney/Prince suit – who told him that looked good?
Destiney’s face looks overly fillered. (One Hundred)
GG looks stoned.
Mike seems nervous. From the previews something is coming out about more of Mike’s skeevy behavior. What is wrong with this man ??????
Perhaps he is fucking around with Jessica ?? the ex ??? I caught a distressed scowl when Andy was asking if he minded the girls being friends with her ? Then he looked over at Nema. Something seems up.
I didn’t realize that Reza has this obsession with the various Shahs ladies. I knew he and MJ were the closest, and he seems like he tries to be friendly with everyone, but let’s face it, he does have a weird bitch side.
Mike and Destiney get into it. Maybe she has a complex about how it looks weird, that’s why she’s not admitting to the cheek fillers. And what’s with the green contacts? She looks fake. She is the ‘Persian version’ (haha) of Wendy on Potomac right now.
She looks like a blow-up doll.
Why are they all fighting ?? the last episode ended with them all getting along? A lot of this friction (and screaming) seems all due to social media spats since filming. Soooo childish. They all need to have their phones and internet taken away like 12 year olds for chrissakes !!
Here come the Reza waterworks. I saw in preview, so I was ready.
Now onto “the random text messages…” Could not wait to get down to his shit (LIE – so OVER IT).
Hearing Mike telling the fish story in that flashback, doesn’t he sound like a little kid telling an obvious lie to his parents so he doesn’t get grounded. And thennn, and you won’t believe this, and thennnnn… my icloud account disappears. He is one of those classic compulsive liars, where you swear to God he is actually believing his OWN bullshit. You would think he could have perfected his lying skills over the years. More about Mike’s DM’ing this chick, blah blah blah.
He got his icloud hacked– what ?? Still sticking with the icloud theft story? WTF. This dude does comes up with some tallllll tales, gotta hand it to him. They’re all laughing.
Reza: Steve Jobs is turning over in his grave.
Sexting is cheating. Communicating with another about banging, tits, ass, fucking, ass fucking, whatever, when you’re in a relationship is cheating. It’s disrespectful, it’s horrible, it will most likely lead to going through with ACTUAL cheating. So knock it off !!! (he never will)
Destiney so effing pissed off at him. Did they all do shots before they came on?
She says that Mike should ‘thank her for not saying anything’ (about alleged actual cheating, see above) but she rolls it out on TV? Sure — thanks Destiney.
So apparently Mike has been following up on his sexting. By following up I mean following through and meeting up with these ladies. Destiney claims to know them. He comes back with something about how could he have done anything in Arizona? I think he’s lying.
“This happened in LA, don’t play.”
Mike looks like he’s squirming and nervous.
We are spending a lot of time on these gosh dang over it already ‘spoof messages’ A LOT. I’m falling asleep. He looks like Barney. GG looks like Madonna. Takin me back to the 80’s right now. Wonder of Madonna was ever on Barney ?? just kidding. Would have been funny though.
GG is getting unhinged right now over what, I don’t know? Bitch this, bitch that like the old days. There’s the old GG we know and love. Why is she SO flipping beside herself about being included in those messages from Paulina calling Mike out to his friends? They were sent to everyone, so what. It was annoying. She was trying to embarrass him. Get the fuck over it.
Now Reza and MJ are throwing each other under the bus too. Again, they all made up when the show ended !!! I know filming ended several months ago but sheeeesh shahs !!
There’s that gas lighting again. (Reza) Does anyone else notice that, everyone is now ‘triggered’ or gas lit or gas lighting or flame throwing or whatever? Simply provoking someone here and there is NOT gas lighting !! Gas lighting is a behavior done over time, (usually when you’re in a marriage or relationship- because the gas lighter has to be really, really committed to their cause) where the gas lighter constantly does sneaky little things, often passive aggressive things, even plays tricks on them, to upset the victim, then makes the victim feel like he or she is CRAZY for their reactions!! Then the gas lighter feels in control and smug, and has something to throw in the victim’s face constantly. (“why are you yelling and acting unhinged right now over nothing, you’re imagining things, I didn’t say that”) Damn I had to define this in my NYC post last week. Leah likes to throw it around too. If I sound like I have experienced it, you’re right !! That is why I am so annoyed about the term being misused constantly. ERRRR.
Destiney effed up her face. I’m saying it again. She looked better before.
Mike is mad he has a white person’s name, lol.
Now some strange GG drama with the flowers be brought “for the girls.” She’s throwing them around.
What happened to ‘calm cool collected voice of reason’ — GG? Now she’s goin off on Paulina.
Paulina calls her a hood rat and looks ready to cry.
Mike just called her a bitch and she’s going off like this ??? Who the hell cares he called you a bitch.
Over the top , even for GG. I thought marijuana made you calm and mellow??
Paulina’s feeling her two piece outfits. This looks similar to what she wore on WWHL. She has a killer body so whatever. She still doesn’t look as inappropriate or tacky as Wendy on Potomac.
She admits that she was trying to embarrass him, by sending out all of his messages to the gang.
Think we all figured that one out.
I do think that Mike is definitely controlling. Not sure if she is in denial, or literally doesn’t realize it. Narcissistic control freaks know how to reel you in and play you. They try to convince you you’re not being controlled. I am not sure if pointing out what she was wearing, is any type of evidence he’s not controlling? That was a strange comeback.
They get you under their spell. I hope things work out for them, because I really do like Paulina, but Mike is a slimy ass cheater, and don’t foresee him changing.
He needs a shrink to even have a chance.
Not a therapist, not a “life coach”. A SHRINK.
What was with that hesitation when Andy asked about would he choose Paulina or the show? I feel like his time on the show has expired, honestly. I know he loves the attention, but it’s a contributor to what is constantly getting him in trouble. If he truly is dedicated to Paulina and her kids, then dude hang it up. Again, I really do like her (think she could do better) so I want him to get his shit together !! Now Destiney’s turn to lay into Paulina.
This reunion really seems to have turned into “The Mike Show”
Destiney keeps speaking in Iranian.
They ask if there is going to be a pre-nup. She says no. Destiney is not happy about that. More Iranian speak. i think they all just need to back off. it’s no longer their thing.
One of my fellow Bravo obsessed followers on Twitter ( #iwedFred) said this, and she hit the nail on the head:
Announcement that Mike and Paulina are engaged. I don’t think anyone is surprised.
Destiney is going off the deep end,
and talking about how he hooked up with two of her friends? She and Paulina get into it. Hopefully this gets addressed behind closed doors.
Why are they all cranked up like this??? thought they were all getting along ??? think the whole Mike and Paulina thing gets them all going for some reason. I don’t think they care that much about Paulina honestly, so not sure why.
Yes we all know he’s a compulsive liar, but you’re not the one marrying him so move on. Get over it and MOVE ON. None of their relationships are like perfect.
Reza stayed with Adam when he was fucking around and getting naked in front of other guys, MJ and Tommy seem to be arguing every other day, GG has an actual CHILD to worry about, and she needs to focus on that and stop having a nanny raise him. (sorry but that is how it appears on the show) And maybe stop smoking weed constantly. How can you parent when you’re always stoned. She can’t, hence the constant nanny. Why did she want a kid then?
Jeez that had me so drained I couldn’t even finish this last night.
Next week I’ll be better prepared. Maybe I’ll have an edible AND a glass of wine.
