Our Shahs are still on the “camping” trip.
Tonight there will be a cannabis -infused dinner ??
“is it CBD?” Someone asks? Have you not met GG?
No motha fucka it’s the THD !! The good shit.
The Fly fishing is boring as fuck. I have never done it. and I don’t wanna. And I wish it was over right now.
Can we please put the snooze button on Reza whining about Shammies. AGAIN. STILL. PA — LEASE !!
I think we can all agree this is getting tir — ing.
There is some spirit animal gathering or some shit for the cannabis party. Oh and they’re drinking wine too. Is there going to be a blow out?
They all arrive to the campfire in costumes that GG assigned to everyone. which I love of course – especially if they all start brawling! Love the in -costume brawls!!
So hopefully the cannabis really does relax everyone, but this IS the finale…
GG assigned them all these strange characters and a description. I see this going downhill.
Destiney is a hummingbird – and looks captivating. soon she is going to be humming about Mike’s latest indiscretion.
Mike’s thingy ends with him being loyal, and Reza snickers and Mike claps back. Again – snooze button. Destiney brings up about Paulina not being present. But again – none of them brought their other halfs. So it means nothing.
MJ is talking to Mike privately about Paulina. He does manage to admit that this shit with other women IS a problem, and he thrives off of the attention. This is really big of him. But I still think he will have a hard time overcoming it. I feel that no matter how much attention Paulina, or any woman would pay to him, he would still have the need to seek it from others.
Regarding London and too much yapping. I do not believe that people that talk too much realize it. They really just love the sound of their own voice.
Shervin is the shit. He’s so flipping low maintenance.
So MJ maybe should not have shared with Reza this break thing with Mike. If Reza brings it up in front of the others, and I predict he will, Mike is going to LOSE HIS SHIT. I don’t know that Paulina is not easily forgiving. She is still with you dude.
Reza shut up !! Let Mike talk . Fuck. AHHH I KNEW IT –WHAT DID I SAY ?? guys I literally didn’t cheat and already watch it, I wrote that before he said it. I KNEW he would do this. Ya know I am losing respect for Reza. What’s wrong with Reza’s voice ? But I was wrong that Mike maintained his cool, and didn’t go off the deep end over Reza announcing it.
He corrected Reza that they’re not “on a break” they’re “taking a break” while he is on this trip.
Alll righty then.
So Golenesa makes a very smart insightful comment that maybe he should let Paulina go and stop doing this to these women and wasting their time. So he wants his cake and eat it too. Wants to come home to a hot chick waiting for him, doting on him, but still get attention from random girls. Again our voice of reason GG, reminding him he keeps affecting women’s lives. Now there are two kids involved and he needs to deal with this, and get help. Again this is GG talking.
Did Nema just say “butt wipes ??”
Oh no is Reza going to cry.
He didn’t cry, just a sniffle.
It’s all ending on a positive note. No big huge blow out and there are like 2 minutes left.
Oh MJ is going to give Tommy the letter. He rips up the letter. It’s kind of sweet that he resents Reza though, because he is sticking up for, and supporting his wife. She can’t be upset with that. I wish someone would stick up for me like that. Sorry that was a little bit of a personal statement. It’s not about me – it’s about the Shahs!!!
Next week is the reunion !! Lots of fashion to break down looks like. And lots of yelling !!
