Full Disclaimer – used the F word more than usual . NOT SORRY . MY BLOG. MY RULES. This was a frustrating episode.
Watching Last week: oh goody – some never before seen scenes:
Never before scene #1 Dear Old Kathy Hilton… she’s not “techy”. When I say I’m not techy I mean, I needed a little help setting up my website. (ok a lot of help) But when Kathy Hilton says she’s not techy,
she means that?
a. she did not know how to plug in a fan.
b. she did not know that a blender NEEDS plugged in.
I mean , you can laugh and say it’s cute, but it’s also kind of sad. And it’s sad she thinks it’s cute.
Funny never before seen scene #2-
Rinna is whistling and it is immediately annoying Erika ( I mean – she made us sit through her stupid songs in several episodes)
Rinna: I whistle when I’m happy. I’m in a good mood.
Erika literally looks as if she wants to stab her in the eyeball.
As I am reviewing some of these scenes you can really see how Erika is making this shit up as she goes along.
And a lot of this shit with his supposed alzheimer’s slash head injury- whatever, and how he was a dick to her, has NOTHING to do with his shady dealings of the PAST SEVERAL YEARS. I was reading that even the whole “Erin Brockovich” thing she used to love to brag about, that was shady too. Some of those people never even saw their money as the attorneys all took a European cruise right after the settlement.
I think it all just started coming to a head in the past handful of years. When he started running out of money for real. But these dumb bitches are hanging on her EVERY WORD.
She fucking loves to say , “when I was on Broadway…”
It looks as if they dubbed that convo in as they were walking down from their hike about Erika telling them about Tom calling her constantly.
As I’m rewatching this, Erika is so over the top fucking bitchy. “actually it wasn’t your story to tell, but go ahead, as she cunningly leans back on the couch like I don’t know what.
She is just so eating up being the center of attention, it’s disgusting. Even though it is very negative attention. She’s like a four year old when you’re trying to talk on the phone.
You know how they do something wrong so you pay attention to them.
Typical Erika -my – mommy- ignored-me- Jayne.
I guess that I should feel some sympathy but I don’t . She spent ALLLLL of his money like a fucking insane person. Who needs $40,000 PER MONTH for hair and makeup ?????? Now all of these crocodile tears.
She’s constantly talking about it, and answering everyone’s questions openly. She’s been fake crying non-stop. I had to force myself to keep watching tonight. The ladies acting like they have the mentality of a second-grader, Erika’s lust for all of this negative attention. Trying to stick with it.
They’re all chomping at the bit for all of the gossip that they can possibly get out of her, yet feigning all of this sympathy and pity.
Erika also offering shit that has not even been asked. Going off on people for no reason. TIRED OF IT.
This week’s episode:
Garcelle tries to leave but doesn’t. As always when someone tries to leave.
Erika tells Garcelle not to worry about it or whatever. But doesn’t apologize. She could have apologized. She knows that was displaced anger. She doesn’t know how to say she’s fucking sorry.
Rinna: “You will open up when you’re ready.” Seriously ? She’s been flapping her yap NON STOP !!
I would normally feel sorry for someone in her position, but I really don’t. I felt somewhat sorry for Theresa on Jersey, even though I’m not a fan of hers, ( i think she’s kind of an asshole) because I really don’t think she knew whatta fuck was going on. And having to go to jail over it when you have four fucking kids was awful. But Erika I can’t muster the pity. I just cannot.
oh my god – I can’t, here we go Rinna – turning against her friend . Rinna is such a piece of shit.
Garcelle didn’t ASK a question. She was just sharing with the group something Erika said WHILE CAMERAS WERE ON.
Omg Rinna – Kyle has been asking so many questions !! they all have been.
Dorit asked her why he ‘s not paying her on a previous episode.
Kyle asked her “like what is happening to “Erika Jayne?” so stop – all of you !!
For the love that all that is holy– they don’t know what involuntary means. Is it finally starting to sink into these second graders that THERE IS NO MONEY LEFT.
Kyle, dear sweet spoiled Kyle — they were spending MORE MONEY than was coming in.
How do these ladies NOT understand this ??? the bitch was spending 40g/month on her “glam squad” ALONE. I am sorry I don’t mean to be rude – but they are so stupid.
Garcelle looks stunning, LOVE HER IN RED. that was my random fashion moment,
Garcelle is right – Rinna is being such a hypocrite and an asshole. Now they’re all being assholes really to Garcelle. They have been all asking EJ stupid questions. I can’t right now.
Oh for chrissakes — Rinna: “tell me again what happened.”
It’s only been explained 8000 fucking times
Here we go on race — RHONY WAS LAST NIGHT !!
fuck me kathy name drops Michael Jackson…
Oh God – Dorit — she really just referred to all of her help being Black/Hispanic or Filipino. She tries to back pedal when Garcelle calls her out. whatta fuck Dorit, did that actually happen ??
Does Kyle really have to “ask” the girls to help her clean up the dishes ???
these bitches have no manners. i really hate to pick on her again but is Dorito really bitching about rinsing her plate and putting it in the dishwasher???
WHAT IS WITH THESE BITCHES ????? No one told you to dress like you’re going to the prom at 40 yrs old , for a simple take out dinner with women ?????
So Kyle shared with the group that Rinna shared with her about harry’s acrylic nails. Maybe she should go off the deep end of Kyle. And start fake crying and hiccuping and talking like Linda Blair.
Breaking news the next morning: (no wonder she high tailed it out of there)
It’s too long rinna can’t read it. Not surprising. Kyle can’t either. no one ashamed to say they’re not capable of reading a newspaper article ???
So Erika knew this was coming. That is why the fake ass breakdown over Garcelle’s innocent comment.
What happened to the money ???? Guys I can’t . do they not understand how mathematics works?
Look at this Ho and the way she was living !!! But you guys are all rallying all around her and kissing her ass, and making the most assinine comments. Like she is entitled to “half the money” . No she’s not “entitled” to shit . SHE already spent it ALL. ALL. That means there’s no more. There ain’t none to be entitled to !!!!!
So none of the ladies can read except Sutton. They’re all too dumb and A.D.D. to focus on reading a 5 minute article.
Ok GOOD , CAN THEY STOP ASKING HER WHEN SHE IS GETTING “HER HALF??”
So now we’re seeing why Garcelle was the scapegoat here. And why Erika left. She knew this article was coming out. That is why she left. She did mention earlier she was leaving early. SO this was planned.
Oh fuck me Dorit is talking to Boy George on Face Time. Do these bitches name drop much. like he even gives a rat’s ass about Erika Girardi ???
So basically they’re all meeting to gossip about Erika. I hope she is watching this right now. THis is classic.
Erika is such a liar. That whole hiccup hyperventilating thing was for pity only. She knew this was all coming out. She needed to stock up on pity.
No shit Sutton her stories don’t add up. Again is she the only one here with a brain ?
Bright side : RINNA DID NOT, I REPEAT DID NOT BRING UP SLIMEY PERV SCOTT DISIK, NOT EVEN ONCE !!!!!
