Did we all see Ciara o n WWHL on Thursday? What was she thinking with her bangs sitting directly in her eyeballs like that?? And she seemed to keep pulling them into her eyes.
The dress sucked too. She can do so much better. She needs a stylist. She’s so fucking gorgeous, but that appearance was not a testament of that. I noticed the modeling wasn’t mentioned, and she was trying to be all cryptic about whether or not she and Wes were still together. We all know clearly they’re not. Maybe the alleged modeling contract was a ‘story line.’
I was assuming she was too lazy to pursue this. I honestly can’t see her jet-setting around the globe going on modeling gigs. The girl likes to sit in her apartment all day doing nothing. Unless you think lying in bed is doing something.
Why doesn’t she try something different other than goofy white guys? She kept whining how he as ‘so young’ and way too young for her, when they’re the same fucking age.
Austen is older and how did that work out? For dudes ‘older’ does not mean more mature. Believe me I know. Not to mention dudes stop maturing at like sixteen or seventeen so what the fuck is the difference DOES 28 vs 35 make? Ciara does not come off as sharp to me. Maybe that’s why she high-tailed it out of nursing during a supposed pandemic.
Does West remind anyone else of Robin Williams? Especially in this yap look.
Danielle and Gabby complain that something in the fridge smells bad but are too fucking lazy to see what might be rotten and throw it out.
Random obsi: Paige is too flat chested to not wear a bra, if that makes sense. If I were her I would be taking my Bravo cash right to a surgeon.
Danielle brags that she had sex with a random guy. She’s funny and not in a good way. I don’t get what she ‘s trying to prove. Most of you probably watched Winter House. I did sort of. I didn’t recap it though, it just seems like one big orgy to be honest. Anywho, that was absolute evidence that she cannot handle casual sex.
And she seems like she’s trying to mimic two years ago Lindsay, where she was single and kept rambling about ‘having fun – I just wanna have fun’ which also included banging random guys.
Loving Paige’s going out outfit. They all go out together and no one is fighting and seems like a good time is being had by all.
I wish Gabby would like, not talk though. She gets shitfaced.
Then there’s this. Kyle, Danielle and Paige go to a table themselves.
Okay so this seemed kind of non-organic and staged. Looked to me like they told Kyle and Danielle to talk to Paige about Craig. I’m not sure Kyle was in on Danielle telling her she has his balls on a mantle though.
I was doing some FaceBook chat group chatting about this. I posted my thoughts, and as predicted, Danielle is getting dragged for being a meddler, and needs to worry about her own damned self, etc etc. And I don’t disagree, she meddles, she’s nosy, and she also gets a little obsessive about other people.
That was her issue with Carl and Lindsay last summer. Like everyone knew she was right, but it wasn’t really that there were moving ‘ fast.’ It was more so what we’re seeing play out now – Carl cannot deal with Lindsay. No one can deal with Lindsay.
Also it was her delivery last year, or many many deliveries, about it. She needed to say what she wanted to say, and drop it. And just let shit play out.
Anyway what I’m trying to say, is that yes, Danielle is nosy and annoying, however I believe what she said to Paige is correct. I feel like she said what a lot are thinking. She said what I’VE been thinking anyway, and that’s all that matters.
She’s totally jerking him around. And I’m even going to go so far as to say, she’s lying when she says “I know I’m going to marry him.” No she doesn’t. I don’t believe she plans on marrying him. I don’t think she went into this with the intention of dicking him around, but I just think Craig is too high maintenance for her, and I don’t think she can foresee herself marrying and having kids with him. If she was she would move to Charleston. If you really want to be with someone, you make it work. And have you not noticed that her excuses are lame AF.
“I can’t leave my mom” and her job. Okay moving from NY to SC is a few hour flight, and she’s flying back and forth every week now, so I think she can visit her mom anytime she wants. and she can do her influencing ‘job’ from anywhere. It seems a bit childish and small-minded to refuse to move out of the area or state you grew up in. It has excuses written all over it. Madison who can barely put together an intelligent sounding sentence, and never makes sense, even mentioned this on Southern Charm last season, that something seems up.
Can’t stand Kyle’s shirt.
Kyle starts this semi-scripted convo by telling Paige that he wishes Craig would be around more. She calls him her best friend. That’s sweet but it almost sounds like she has him friend-zoned.
He then goes into Craig telling him a few weeks ago that he knows they may not end up together and he’s okay with it.
That’s another sign that tells you Paige isn’t that into him. If she was, wouldn’t she be upset that he said that? I feel like she doesn’t really care that much.
You can tell by Danielle’s face she’s excited for her lines in this convo. Perhaps Lindsay put her up to this? Kind of has Vendetta Lindsay written all over it. Yeah she and Paige are getting along now, but Lindsay is disingenuous and does seem like the type to hold a grudge
“You don’t feel like you’re stringing him along?” It’s pretty obvious Kyle thinks that or he wouldn’t have said that. Or producers think that.
No she doesn’t, she says, because she’s doing things on her time and if he doesn’t like that, tough shit. I paraphrased but that’s the gist of it, which is also a clue she doesn’t care if he comes or goes.
I feel like if a dude said that about a girl, we ladies would be losing our minds over the disrespect and urging her to dump him.
Then the ‘balls on a mantle’ comment from Danielle, which Kyle looked shocked at.
Don’t think he saw that coming. I think they were supposed to sit here and play soft ball and just ‘make sure’ she wasn’t fucking with him.
Danielle goes on to say there’s something holding her back (I agree) and she’s giving him nothing. Paige didn’t expect that. But again, it’s a shame it had to come from Danielle, but she IS trying to hold onto her job I think, so she needs to stir something up.
Paige looked a little deer in the headlights.
“Are you trying to be this bad ass bitch that’s doing your own thing and he’s okay for right now?” Now THAT sounds like Lindsay rhetoric. I think that’s exactly what she’s doing. If you read between the lines in her yaps when she’s saying things like ‘he has no say in MY apartment…’ and just shit like that, that she thinks is cute. Can you imagine the outrage if a dude was saying that? What if Craig said that about his house? “Who does Paige think she is, trying to decorate MY house?” Bitches would be freaking out and calling him an asshole. Last season he asked if he could have a small closet and she said, “no that’s where I keep my spring coats.” I think Craig’s being kind of a pussy putting up with her talking to him like that. Move your fucking spring coats that you wear two months out of the year bitch.
To me, Paige’s face looks a little like ‘busted.’ I don’t know. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so.
With that, Amanda flashes her tit and Kyle springs from his seat, and that’s a wrap on that.
I think Danielle (and Lindsay) are right. I said what I said. I knows she’s annoying and weird, but she can be annoying and weird and right about this. Both can be true, which viewers sometimes need reminded of.
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Back to the house, and here’s what I have to say about Ciara and West. Okay fine Ciara isn’t giving up the goodies. But my issue is that she needs to stop letting him in her room, and sleeping with him and then not letting him do anything. That’s called being a tease. And I think at this point she’s waited so long, that now it’s just getting weird.
Kyle is so excited Amanda wasn’t bitchy for once, and stayed out late and partied with him.
However she wants nothing to do with him when they go to bed, and can’t put her phone down. I notice she has her face in her phone a lot. I’m assuming she’s just scrolling TikTok or IG, but when you’re in bed with your man after a sexy night out, put the fucking phone down.
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I love a theme party, I love a theme, I love to wear costumes, but even I think they overdo all of these costume parties. This one is weird, not unlike the Nascar one last week, some outer space shit.
Lindsay tries to fix Danielle and/or Gabby up with ‘Balloon Guy.’
West blubbers to Paige and Amanda about Ciara not screwing him.
Maybe it’s because he wears shit like this??
I’ll probably get more into this later with that discussion that Lindsay and Carl have at the end, but Carl and Danielle chat about his possibly going back to Loverboy, and I’m just like wow.
What was the point of him making this big ruckus last year of leaving all in a huff, upon Lindsay’s heavy influence, I might add. To just take his job back a year later?
Kyle acknowledged and apologized for what Carl was upset about and wanted to keep him on. Seems like a lot of time, bad energy, and income wasted because Lindsay had her butt hole up in the air when Kyle called her a bitch, defending his wife, when she WAS being a bitch to her. He says in his yap that he’s afraid to tell Lindsay. So glad this dude took his fucking balls back. Jesus. Maybe Danielle was telling the wrong chick she had her dude by the balls.
They start to decorate. Everyone but Paige, that is. She and Amanda get into bed.
I just can’t deal with people lying in their bed all day, like under the covers and everything. Ciara joins them. They fill her in on West pissing and moaning about not getting laid. This is getting old. Does he not realize it’s off-putting and a huge turn off that he’s whining and complaining about it. To me, that makes me NOT want to have sex with you, at all, even if I was considering it.
When she talks about it in her yap, not rushing into intimacy, I get it, but like I said, stop inviting him in your bed then shutting him down when he tries. That’s weird.
Danielle wastes no time throwing herself at Balloon Guy. Are these two grown-ass women seriously going to battle over a dude that – blows up balloons?? Yes it seems like they are. Gabby doesn’t want to meet him when she’s not all cuted and glammed.
Did the sun not shine in the Hamps all last summer? It seems like it’s always cloudy. The space alien whatever party gets going and all of the randoms that nobody knows show up.
Ciara kills the costume again. I still think she needs to bring back Carmen. Chris who got the boot last year somehow snagged an invite. Camera is on him for like two seconds. Just like last year.
Balloon Guy shows up in ripped jeans, and made no attempt at a costume. Okay, that’s a red flag.
Danielle who has no class, no couth and no shame is pretty much throwing herself at him, which pisses off Gabby but whatever. Does not seem like this dude is a catch, and I wouldn’t throw myself at a dude either whether he’s a balloon blower or a surgeon. That’s what bitches with no class and low self-esteem do. Let Danielle have balloon guy.
Loving Paige’s costume too. And those contacts – perf.
She bitches to Amanda about Danielle the previous night telling her how she’s jerking Craig around and making excuses to not relocate or get married anytime soon. They complain about Danielle overall and Paige wants to send her on her way because she had the nerve to be honest with her. Her delivery could’ve been better, but like I said I think she’s worried she’s on the chopping block. Also Paige doesn’t seem that bothered, a little annoyed maybe, by being told this, becasue I think she knows there’s truth to it.
So here’s the Carl and Lindsay chat where she again makes him feel like shit about his career challenges, when she heavily influenced him to quit his job. I know I keep repeating that, but it’s kind of important given the hard time she’s giving him.
I think it would have been smarter to suggest that he tell Kyle he just wanted to take a time-out for a few months, and collect himself. I think Kyle would have been understanding. As of last summer, he wasn’t that far into his sobriety journey, he had just lost his brother the summer before, and he was in a new relationship with a very intense and high-maintenance woman. I feel like he used Kyle, and his job challenges as his scapegoat. I mean it is ‘work’ it’s not supposed to be a big party all day long.
So another seemingly scripted convo.
Lindsay: Anything else to report back about?? ‘Report back’ about? Sounding very aware of what has transpired with Kyle. Couldn’t she have been a little subtle? Report back?? Like is she his fucking manager? She’s a bad actress. She sucked at pretending to be surprised at the engagement last season too. Let me put on a long dress with side cut-outs to go collect wood…
As I said earlier, Lindsay seems unfazed by the idea when less than a year ago she vehemently insisted to Carl that he needs to quit. I guess at this point she just wants him to have a job, and since he and Kyle are back on good terms, why not?
She then does this thing where she tells him that his lack of hustle is a turn-off for her, and reminds him of his end of summer timeline.
Maybe being engaged to a stupid fucking narcissistic selfish mean girl biatch is a turn-off for him. Clearly, he’s not turned on either if he can’t even get off. That was crude I guess, but oh well. I’m not here to mince words.
She points out they’re getting married soon, or so she thought, and if they have kids she needs to know there is a provider in the household so she can possibly take time off to do the baby thing. That is valid. But I don’t know if I brought this up or not, she strongly suggested that he quit his fucking job!!
Now she’s suddenly all for going back go Loverboy.
You can’t make this shit up!
