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Vanderpump 3/5/24

I feel like the ‘Sheash’ thing came out of nowhere. Like ‘Mo’ on RHOBH. Honeymoon seems definitely over for Brock and Scheana, I’ve noticed. BlaBla climbs into bed with ‘Sheash’ to talk about what else?? What the fuck else do we talk about here, but Tom Fucking Sandoval?? If we’re so annoyed with him, STOP

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VPR 2/27/24

Summer seems a little old to have to be rocked to sleep with a bottle for a nap. That’s my little piece of unsolicited judgy commentary right off the bat. You do that with infants not toddlers. That’s a very firstborn thing to do, I guess. If she has another one, which I really can’t

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VPR 2/20/24

I don’t like Katie’s haircut. There, I said it. I feel better. James and Ally are hosting a pool party. I picture all of these prima donna assholes bitching about the airplanes. I can barely stomach scenes at Tom and Ariana’s. And that fucking massive painting of the two of them, why not take it

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VPR Blurb/Sandoval vs The Girls

Before I dive into my recap, I wanted to do a little blurb, and address something. As I said, I don’t have all day to devote listening to all of these podcasts, so I listen to some podcast highlights via TikTok. Lisa’s plugging away as Sandoval’s personal advocate, and telling everyone to take it easy

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VPR 2/13/24 – Part 2

Okay here we go, part 2 of this week’s new ep. I’m trying to stay focused on the actual episode. But no promises. But first really quick, I wanted to add some things. I think I’m already in trouble. I listened to a TikTok video today, so I’m not taking credit for this realization completely,

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VPR 2/13/24 – Part 1

I know this is an unpopular opinion, and that’ s probably an understatement, but hear me out! I think Sandoval has a valid point to refer to James’ hypocrisy in feeling betrayed that he hooked up with Raquel, his EX-girlfriend of two years! I don’t know why more of the group are not saying this

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