Real Housewives of Potomac 8/1

Gizelle keeps using this pandemic as an excuse for kicking Roaming Reverend to the curb? – just say it wasn’t working because you realized he is the same cheating slimey sludge that he was 17 yrs ago – Because guys don’t change guys don’t change guys don’t change.

Oh and he impregnated a woman I believe while they were “dating”. Or did that turn out to be not true – I should look that up. Disgusting if it is and she should just own that she made a mistake ?

Does Wendy ever utter a sentence without talking about her tits ??

Robyn and Gizelle start discussing Mia at this podcast photo shoot and want to meet with Mia to gossip about Wendy and Karen, in other words.

Who on earth would want to hear a podcast from those two? I can imagine they sit and gossip and pass judgment on everyone ?

The photo shoot – their colors sort of clash?? You can do red and pink together – but that red looks too orange to me to go with hot pink. ( Hope you guys don’t mind my random fashion police moments. )

Oh yucky, I may have throw up in my mouth a little bit watching Michael pretend to be into Ashley. And pretending to be Captain perfect husband. Maybe he’s sincere. Maybe he is not sincere. Do you think he is sincere.

Michael wants to branch out into movie producing. Ashley should just let this go for the time being. I think he was trying to get a rise out of her actually. Did they go to this same place last year when they were arguing and did Ashley order the same exact thing ?

Karen – Ambassador of what ? Oh her hometown – that’s right she was a big deal back there. I guess that is kind of cute and good use of her time. Does a little hick town need an ambassador ?

Now we have Mia in action at her chiropractic responsibilities, and being put on a guilt trip by her husband. Gotta Love the guilt trips. NOT !!

I do see both sides of hit though.

And he wasn’t being a dick about it.

How is Robyn drinking wine at 8 am when she doesn’t get up until 10? She gets up at 8, has some wine and goes back to bed ??

A “peace out house pajama jam” these girls and these parties… I don’t know! This sounds better than a tittie party I will sat that !

I love those wine shelves things on Mia’s wall.

Karen thinks that everyone is jealous of her friendship with Mia.

Omg this reading of the text messages with Robyn and Mia I’m getting bored. Can we move on ?

I guess she got overly offended with the “without Karen” thing.

That did underscore that the intent was to gossip about her. So Mia clearly wasn’t having that (for now)

Gizelle’s girls are super funny and cute – did she pass?

So How many states away Reverend again? Is it 8? not sure if it’s 8 or not, because she never tells us!

Yikes shut up about the 8 states.

Poor little girl failed a permit test on the third time in front of millions of Housewife fans, so that makes it worse on her I am sure . Aww sad face. Questions are probably “trick questions” I hate those !

Time for this dreaded pajama party !!

Don’t think we have to twist Karen’s arm for the fireball shot now do we ?

My thoughts on fireball: I HATE WHISKEY – but can deal with fireball because I LOVE cinnamon!

And it kills the whiskey taste.

They keep talking about a pandemic – but they keep having all of these get-togethers?

Karen leave her alone about her damned wedding. Why do they have to bring each other down like this ?

WHO CARES WHEN ROBS GETS RE-MARRIED, IF EVER …. and should you have a big huge occasion for a second wedding to the same dude ? Or a second marriage at all ?

I am saying NO – this calls for a little intimate beach wedding, with only family and a few friends – if you ask me. I don’t watch Little People Big World anymore, (can’t believe it’s still on actually),

but I came across something that Amy and her new guy were fussing about party favors or some shit.

I’m like – I think the more important question is why is a 56 year old having a big fancy wedding with all of the trimmings for a second marriage? I may have disagreers but that’s ok ! It’s ok to disagree.

So tired of karen harassing her. Who cares about her vowel renewal (curse) ceremony?

How long do we think it is going to take for this jammie party to go left ? 2 minutes or 3? it’s 8:50 so can’t be long right ???

Mia: How many businesses do YOU own ?? that is way out of left field, it’s safe to say.

All the ladies are in comfy jammies and robes, and then, there’s Wendy.

What the actual fuck ? A negligee thing at a girls pajama party – I can’t with this crazy lady – where is PhD Wendy ?? Where did she go ??? Bring her back. and yes you can be smart and sexy at same time – but her focus is NOW being a sex symbol 100 %, and it’s STRANGE !!! yes she looks great, but taking it too far. And I swear I’m not a prude !! I don’t know. This is actually one of the strangest things I’ve even seen on these shows. Not the strangest – but definitely in the running.

Now they are breaking down the female anatomy. Having flashbacks from New York Tuesday. Now there is threesome talk. Guess this a typical girls sleepover !! I’m into it ! Looks fun, I’m jealous right now.

Oh no, a housewife field trip next week – I will have to make me a really strong drink for this one looks like.

What did you all think of this week’s episode ?

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