The showdown continues between Kei and Stacey.
“You don’t have a husband.” “You don’t have a husband.”
As if it’s an automativ flex to ‘have a husband.’ Like it’s 1950.
Having a great and cool husband that doesn’t have ten personality disorders, doesn’t lie, cheat and treat his own kids like crap, now THAT’S a flex.
Ya can’t put lipstick on a pig.
You put some racist trashy trailer parky abuser of women and children in a bougie neighborhood and guess what??
He’s still a racist trashy trailer parky abuser of women and children.
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Why does Stacey hitting up Chris post divorce, breaking any ;girl code?’ Was she friends with Monique? Did she even know Monique? No and No. That’s not girl code.
Is in poor taste? Yes, but whatever, that’s her problem. It’s not even an interesting discussion or grievance.
Charisse, who’s back again, she just won’t go away, calls Chris and asks him if Stacey told him what Monique had said about in regards to why she divorced him.
He says he doesn’t know whatever the hell she’s talking about. Stacey looked awful nervous, I’ll tell you that damned much.
Was Chris covering for her? Possibly. And why are all of these Housewives and wannbe Housewives so cozy with Chris Samuels? None of these ho’s are girl’s girls. As a woman why would you want to be buddies with a man you know treated his wife like shit?
Gizzy lets Wendy know that Angel is still salty about being questioned about her photos. Oh and not saying ‘hi’ at the airport to her.
Just like Charisse, this also will not go away. They summon Angel, and she calls Wendy dismissive and snide, which is true, to be fair.
More bickering ensues, then with no break, Kei and Stacey get into it. Kei is making is rather obvious that she’s just picking fights to have camera time and stay relevant on the show.
They both seem quite obsessed with who has a husband and who doesn’t, and who has the less douchier one.
This comparison is very similar to Greg and Jassi’s dude. All of these guys are worthless phony cheaters, and haters of women because their mommy didn’t pay them enough attention.
Stacey leaves. Or tries to. She has to wait for this new high-tech device called an elevator.
Stupid Gizzy comes running over to ‘kick her out.’
Gizelle sit the hell down. She pushed the button. Pushing it again isn’t making it open any faster. It’s not instantaneous. It’s how elevators work. I guess she was mad it wasn’t her idea for Stacey to leave.
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Stacey has an awkward dinner with Temu and her daughter. His face is all red and splotchy. Don’t think he likes the camera thing at all. I don’t know why they’re asking a child what she thinks about CBD gummies. But whatever.
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Ashley talks to her mom about this Josh guy that she’s being encouraged to dump, and her mom’s dude that’s an alcoholic and lazy sack of shit who doesn’t even have a job and is being supported by Sheila. I don’t know if viewers really care that Sheila has kept a deadbeat dude around for 23 years. Also we already know this. It’s been mentioned numerous times.
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Wendy, Jassi and Stacey meet at Jassi’s to discuss the accusations of Stacey running to Chris with Monique’s marriage grievances, and how Kei seems overly obsessed with her.
Simultaneiously Gizelle Ashley and Tia meet at Angel’s. She announces she’s found a house in the area.
Queue for her to remind the ladies that she OWNS A HOME IN COLORADO.
She didn’t. I can’t believe it. I’m shocked.
They gossip and trash-talk Stacey. I would say that you’re a successful Housewife if you have several entire scenes about you, whether you’re in them or not. Actually it’s sort of turning into The Stacey Show.
I agree if Stacey is the tattler or culprit or whatever the hell you want to deem her, to Chris, that is a cunty thing to do.
Production probably told him so everyone would blame Stacey.
Everyone wants Stacey to ‘meet with Monique.’ Guess they really want to get Monique activated. I’m even wondering why she would care if Chris got told what she said. I sincerely doubt if she was making it up. If he’s embarrassed about his behavior, as he should be, then that’s his fucking problem.
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Kei meets with her brother and mo at Greg’s house. So happy she didn’t move in with him.
Spoke too soon. The Douche Lord has requested Kei to move in with him. He’s hoping she buys this phony front he’s been putting up that he can act normal. He can’t.
Her mom HATES him as she should. He wants to buy the condo for her. I’m not following why he wants to buy her the condo if he asked her to move into the house. And I don’t care.
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Wendy and Eddie love the flex of these house renos don’t they? Morons.
Wendy’s wacko mom has been hitting that Ozempic HARD. She and her sister visit.
Not to keep harping but when Wendy said she and her fam were in Nigeria for an entire month, THAT wasn’t cheap I’m sure. That added to the 40 maxed out cards pretty sure.
Her dad saying that he ‘doesn’t feel well’ and couldn’t see Wendy or her kids when she was there for ONE MONTH. The dude didn’t feel good for a month? What is wrong with him? I know Wendy is arrogant and annoying, but come on guy! What a loser!
Her mom brags how she’s ‘enjoying her money.’ So I guess Wendy’s footing the bill for the Ozempic? And tits? And the ugly clothes?
Another thing she couldn’t afford, but pretended to.
There were a lot of excruciating comments in this scene. All of them chanting “Wendy’s got the budget!” probably the worst.
No Wendy did NOT have the budget. Yikes that’s brutal.
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So we’re having the meeting between Stacey and Monique, with Kei and Ashley as pretend mediators.
Ashley needs this ruckus so much since she has nothing else to talk about or contribute.
She needs Monique do be pissed, when I don’t think she cares who tried to bang Chris, and who told him what.
‘Big Budget’ Wendy has been added to the roster.
As I suspected, I was right, not to BRAG, Monique does not care if her complaints about Chris get back to him. She just wants the truth conveyed.
I totally get it. I don’t give a fuck what gets told to my ex that I said about him because I NEVER SAY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT 100% THE TRUTH.
If he can’t handle the truth, that’s HIS fucking problem.
Everyone knows you are the problem. Everyone.
Back to this, I don’t know why we have to have a whole gaggle here for Stacey and Monique to chat about Chris.
They tell her Charisse called Chris who confirmed Stacey didn’t call him.
Not sure why Wendy is her spokesperson, but when Stacey arrives, she confirms that she went over the ‘conditions’ of the meeting that she refuses to speak to Ashley or Kei. So dumb.
Kei goes to the bar to pout. Ashley stays.
Stacey immediately denies she dated Chris.
She pulls out the phone and shows Monique a message of Chris commenting on the cover of ‘Potomac’ magazine that she was on with her daughter. Then got pissy when she didn’t say ‘thank you’ and told her to hit him up. He also said he had ‘heard’ his name is coming up.
This is all well and good Stacey but it seems like you already knew him at this point. And she probably wasn’t responding because now she’s pretending to be back with her husband.
Let’s see some older messages before you got back with Temu.
Not the ‘leaking’ again. This is OC all over again, and not to repeat myself but it’s most likely production ‘leaking’ info and planting lies.
Sherlock Wendy goes over all of the suspects and comes up with the possibility of it being Kei, or Bobby by way of Angel, or Gizelle, and not ruling out Stacey.
Monique tells Stacey to watch herself if she wants to get friendly with Chris.
Omg the previews! Not the ‘house in Colorado’ with no water, and leaking sewage. I love that.
And did Karen finally admit she’s an alcoholic? Also is the robbery going to be playing out? They must’ve ‘picked up cameras’ following the arrest in October. I didn’t realize the alleged robbery took place in April 2024, not this year. Now we know how these renos were being paid for. Also, today, December 2nd is their ‘day in court’ that they’ve been totally looking forward to according to their statement they issued in October.
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