Austen is such a girl. Out tanning before going to a baby shower. I wish he and Shep would come out of the closet already.
Why were the guys even going to her shower. I didn’t get chance to recap the premier last week, but I did watch it of course, and I HAD to comment about this because I always notice how when Madison is talking to any of the dudes, she always mentions her tits. And even says ‘tits.’ Now that she’s married I just think is in such poor taste and Brett can NOT be loving that.
And she’s 6 – 7 months or whatever pregnant and she was talking to Austen about a gift for her shower and what does she say to him? Makes reference to her boobs as usual, and says she ‘doesn’t need nipple cream.’ Like okay Madison let’s try to grow up and act like an actual mom maybe?
Brett has to be the most saintly guy on the planet to put up with her.
I still stand by if he was around her more than two days a week there is no way he would still be with her.
I think Venita and Salley got into a tiff at the shower. I recall Ventia being pissed off about something. They make up and start to plan some singles party Salley is throwing, or whatever the hell.
Craig is hungover and still pining over Paige, which is sad since she strung him along for the extra few years because she saw dating him was making her more popular.
That’s my story and I stand by it. She had zero intention of EVER moving out of New York nor marrying him. If you watch Summer House and you seriously bought that fucking horse shit that she ‘suddenly’ decided last year since she was the ‘breadwinner (didn’t even think people her age used that term) why would SHE move? Of course referring to how she was making more than him, but why are you not outearning Craig? Oh because you used him to accelerate your popularity and people suddenly started noticing your stupid podcast, and then got some endorsemetns. No one cared about Paige DeSorbo until she started posting pics with Craig constantly.
The whole thing is so ironic and obvious. It makes me concerned if you didn’t pick up on it.
I’m guessing since ‘the break-up’ he’s back to the heavier drinking again, and not just sticking to wine and beer.
Austen or Shep tattled him last week for doing shots, but of course because those two are girls in a 6’5” men’s body (the ‘men’ part is not confirmed) they gossip about him instead of being concerned and talking to him about it.
Filming was only at the four month point after Paige dumped him so I guess it’s not surprising that he’s still whiny.
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Molly drops in on Madison. She had that meltdown at her shower because she missed her tuba thing or whatever and started crying. It was rather ridiculous.
Looks like Salley has her way. Austen and Audrey have broken up which isn’t surprising. They were long distance and only seeing each other four or five times per month I had read. That’s not really a relationship.
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The girls (Shep and Austen) have a surf day. There’s a new dude in town – Whitner. So we have a Whitney and a Whitner? What the fuck kind of name is Whitner? Besides stupid. He’s friends with Shep if that tells you anything (also went to law school with Craig.)
Austen surfing is excruciating to watch. He needs a boogie-board. Or maybe just a flamingo floatie like I have. The poor guy. He gives up.
The discuss the previous night after the baby shower. Who goes out and gets smashed after a baby shower?
Craig, Shep and Cory (yes, he’s back, unfortunately) and Salley all get into the hot tub together. What could go wrong? It quickly ends up being Salley and Craig, which s a good thing. I don’t think a girl should be in a hot tub with three guys that have been drinking. Craig didn’t try anything because he’s just not that kind of guy.
Shep makes fun of him and lets us know that he hooked up with Kathryn years ago. Kathryn who was not exactly innocent and was happy to be passed around between Shep, Whitney and Thomas.
I know the guys get blamed a lot for her overly aggressive behavior, but it wasn’t hard to see she was looking for her sugar daddy. She did score one, but we all know all that ended.
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Venita and Rodrigo meet at a party supply store for Salley’s ‘singles’ soiree.
Is Venita now a party planner or what’s going on here? Why is Salley treating her like her bitch?
There’s trouble in this new blossoming friendship since Venita ‘has beef’ with Craig, and Salley wants Craig’s beef.
Why is Rodrigo so bothered by this and making these perturbed faces? What the hell skin is it off of his nose who Salley likes? He hates Craig too? Whatever Rodrigo. Can we stop trying to make him happen?
That ultra dramatic music was so not necessary in that exchange.
I still don’t understand why Rodrigo is acting so smug and invested in this. Also not sure why he’s eating Craig’s pillows.
That sounds really bad coming from a gay guy about a straight guy. Just saying.
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Salley’s Soiree Day. A singles hook-up party. What ever could go wrong?
I guess we have a new girl character too – Salley’s friend Charley. Perhaps she’ll end up with Whitner. He’s a little more age appropriate than Shep or Whitney.
Of course Shep has already hit on her because Shep is a dog.
Rodrigo is still extremely bothered by Salley being into Craig. Maybe he’s jealous because he’s into Craig? That’s how it looks to me.
People begin to arrive. Why on earth would Madison be here at a singles soiree in a party house? It’s giving pathetic Lindsay on Summer House vibes last year.
Like girl, go home. People are literally here to get wasted and hook up. If she NEEDED to be in this scene, they could have FaceTimed her.
Did I make a prediction? Charley and Whitner start chatting and oh my God they have a favorite bar in common. They’re made for each other
Venita lives in a beach town and never heard of spike ball.
So let the games begin. There’s Jell-O shots. There’s Salley’s good friend moving in on her man…
There’s like a ten minute conversation about the spike ball teams.
Venita and Rodrigo commiserate in the corner about their disdain for Salley and Craig.
Craig was a judge in a pageant? Why? Just why??
Now we know why Madison is here, to be messy of course and tell Audrey the comment Salley made about Austen.
Salley confronts Charley who reassures her it was nothing.
Audrey and Austen have an odd convo where you can totally understand why they’re now broken up.
That’s it.
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