Go Ro and So– the birthday ho’s !!!! Hahahahahahahaaa

Hosting your own birthday party is weird but the housewives do it ALL THE TIME.

I mean I guess –as long as you’re providing food and alcohol you can do anything you want !

Lu, you can tell, is still pissed and bitter that the cops weren’t called on Sonja – lol – I am surprised Luann didn’t call them actually.

So we’re following up on the séance that I tried hard to believe was real – but I was reading other things online and now I feel gullible. I just wanted to believe. Not sorry.

Does Lu play piano ?

Oh “Jiminy crickets” she’s not really writing/singing a Christmas Song ?

We have Eboni doing a DNA test regarding the fact there may be a half sister in her family.

Why is everything a “journey” now ?

What a loser this maybe Dad was ? So mom wasn’t sure if this was even the Dad ? I always think that is strange. There is literally a few days to a week in a month you can get pregnant. And you can figure it out.

Hey how was this party allowed in November last year when the covid drama was stirred up in Nov?

People were told to not have Thanksgiving dinners over a certain amount of people. Oh Well – Whatever. Guess it depends on who ya know and who ya blow.

So back to this Christmas tune – does Luann even know if the others can sing, or does it not matter since she can’t sign either ?

WTF is Leah talking about ? Signing something ? What ? If proceeds are going to charity who cares.

I didn’t know she was Barbara Streisand.

This tune sounds like the old “ what would you do for a Klondike Bar ?” commercial to me.

Apparently none of them can sing.

Eboni’s voice was at least pleasant.

Leah starting on this “contract” thing right off the bat. I knew she would. Like how she plays it like she is worried about “liability” and being held “responsible” (which i am not really following), but she’s literally just wants paid.

This dude’s mouth is hanging open at her questions.

I think she is worried about being paid. Yes she is worried about being paid. She doesn’t believe all proceeds will go to charity, and actually I am wondering that too.

Guys she is worried about getting paid in the future if the song should become successful. (for her five words)

Guess she didn’t hear the other ladies singing.

So there are like a lot of cute young guys hangin with the Grandmas here at this birthday celebration.

Ramona orders straight liquor in a wine glass. What happened to the Pinot Grigio ? She’s tequila chick now. Does Ramona really need to be judging about Sonja’s drinking?

Some dick size chatting with Eboni, Leah and Bershan about the nude model in the Hamptons. These ladies need some dick and quick !!!

Is Leah starting on this song thing again ?

Thought these guys were the dancers. some male energy to mix things up a little bit.

Ramona is going to lose her shit with these male dancers – you know stuffy she pretends to be about this shit.

Leah had to do her little lap dance OF COURSE !! How could she not?

I am proud of Ramona. She is trying REALLY HARD to be cool — and even “Go Leah Go Leah ” chanting while Leah was doing an awkward lap dance on the Burlesque dancer.

Why is this Dylan referred to as a “clothed model?”

Ramona is moving in for the kill.

And most importantly – Eboni is LOOSENING UP — THese ladies need some DICK for sure !!

In the words of Melissa Gorga – THANK YOU JESUS !!

oh wait no spoke TOOO soon – god here we go — oh for fucks sake!

I literally was going to write that haven’t heard the word oppressed all night !

And then she says, what but of course OPPRESSED. the black attendees are all black people that have been oppressed. What ?? i am willing to bet Eboni barely ever said this word until a year ago. ———How is this woman oppressed ??? Don’t answer that.

I am sure someone will tell me how she is oppressed and it will make zero sense. And it will be our former president’s fault.

Wait —what — is she not inviting Bershan – that is so rude.

If you don’t want her there – don’t use covid as an excuse. Looks like this birthday get together is above the 10 or 15 people that I believe was the guideline last year. Just sayin.

Then she goes on to say only “certain” black people are invited – how is this ok ? Whatever –it blows over.

Bershan does not care. I can tell you I would not want to be there either. So Eboni – I’m declining my invite — ya know, because of covid.

More contract signing discussion. Leah stop with the “my lawyer says”. My Twitter bud said should have done drinking game every time she said that. I agree but I would be pretty buzzed right now if I had. Plus I am trying to cut down. I have replaced wine for cookies.

Ramona is embarassingly hanging on this 30 year old guy. She invites the young very young dude to her apartment. He literally looks like he wants to throw up. Curious if he did or not. Curious if she refrained from dribbling shit on the bathroom floor …

So this was pretty low key – guess we all needed that after last week.

Ramona didn’t get all self-righteous over the penis and pussy cake, or the male dancers!!L

Leah and Lu mostly made up at the end of the party — Leah says she will “bring it” for the video — Leah , WE KNOW !! We know you will need to be the center of attention!

This was an ok episode – I guess the big excitement was the contract signing , unfortunately.

Ok , what did you all think of this weed’s episode ?? Can’t wait to hear the song right ??? OR NOT ?

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