Real Houswives of Potomac Reunion Part 3 (part 2 recap)

Husbands are released. Andy wants Iyke’s hat. I was really digging his fashion creativity, and represnetation of their culture.

Keep your hands off my hat.

I don’t really see the need for Potomac dudes to attend the reunion anymore. Jersey is really the only one where the husbands are part of the show and involved in the drama, which is mostly due to Joe Gorga being Teresa’s brother.

Chris was the only one that even spoke the entire time, and that was when the GEB were asking him about the penis photo scandal.

I’m guessing Candiace is now pregnant in an effort to hang onto him. I don’t get why.

Keiarna joins in and replaced the no-speaking-parts husbands. I’m assuming we’ll be seeing her as a full-time Housewife with the departure of Candiace, Nneka and Robyn, as well as another new edition or two.

Wendy didn’t check on Keiarna on the trip because she didn’t give a fuck about her. This isn’t hard. Why did we need to discuss it for five minutes?

Andy lets Wendy off the hook again with ‘say no more’ when she attempts to lie and explain why she said she didn’t want to share a room with Keiarna. She claimed she only said that because they didn’t have to to share with anyone at all, since they were all getting their own rooms.

Robyn and Gizelle discuss on the side, but don’t bring it up, that she didn’t know they were all getting their own rooms at that point when this was said.

And if Wendy’s story is accurate (I know it’s not because she’s a compulsive fucking liar) why would she not have said ‘we’re getting our own rooms – we don’t need to share with anyone.’ Instead of “I’m not sharing with Keiarna.’

I feel like she had that bull shit answer prepared.

And she kind of said it in a disgusted way, assuming due to her digestive issues she was having. Still rude if this is supposed to be your ‘good friend.’ Even at that point when she acknowledged she was sick, she still didn’t think to check on her.

What is with the fucking boner Andy has for Wendy?? Maybe he’s worried Susan the Drunk Witch Hag will submit HIS name to a shrine!

Tell Andy he’s next on the list if he dares to call you out!

I think maybe Gizelle checked on Keirana because I believe that she had a belly/intestinal issue on last year’s cas trip and was understanding that it’s kind of inconvenient and embarrassing.

How the hell would it have been ‘strategic’ as Candiace and Wendy claim? I guess it’s a moot point now, but Candy Girl is not doing herself any fucking favors by teaming up with that bitch. She is such a slimy person.

How would Gizelle have even known that Wendy nor Candiace checked on her. Can’t those two just admit they fucked up?? And were just too selfish, and didn’t think about checking on her nor care??

Fucking Four Degrees’ talk show is on fucking YouTube by the way. No one wants to hear her horse shit.

All of her bragging of all of her business failures is making me laugh. She gets asked some viewer questions to explain what a shit she is, but whatever, she makes excuses.

She claims that her candle site ‘ships out orders every day.’ She didn’t say how many. That could mean one or two, every day. This business is so lucrative, yet she never mentions it, and doesn’t seem to be doing any actual ‘work.’ I looked up the site and there are a handful of products available. If you want to pay fifty fucking dollars for a candle, then go ahead.

https://onyihomeessentials.com/shop-1/candles

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The finale fight. Of course Oscar was there to start a ruckus at GnA.

Skanky Last Seat Trashley looks happy to finally be the center of attention. She will never divorce Michael as long as he continues to pay for shit. Sounds like another ho I know. One that needs to be abandoning her lifelong ho era. It’s time.

She has a boyfriend. Awesome. So she gets to bang her BF whilst collecting free shit from the husband. Got it.

It takes a lot of creativity and self-entitlement to have two dudes paying for your shit...

She claims to have realized the toxicity of Michael and is now proceeding with the divorce. We’ll see about that.

I don’t see Gizelle as being super being into working out. I don’t mean to be a hard ass but girl’s got cankles.

The workout line is supposedly doing well. Even though they have no products listed on the site.

Anyone curious about it, here is the link.

https://www.gnaapparel.com

There’s literally six products listed, just some logo shit with a blurb stating ‘Full Line coming Spring 2024.’ But it’s doing well.

Spring was official one month ago. Ashley claims they have been working great together. Doing what exactly? There are no fashions on the fashion website. How dreadful.

The blowout is discussed. Keirana says it seems Deborah came with every intent of having her moment.

Candiace admits to the name-calling, but it was following her being in her face demanding if she had anything to say to her. Let’s all just be reminded for a moment that this dumb bitch accused Chris of hitting on her, and clearly was NOT hitting on her. He didn’t even look at her. He doesn’t like ugly women like some dudes do. Candiace has every reason to despise her.

To be fair, she did ask if I had anything to say to her,

I don’t think Gizelle needs to worry about that trashy fight being associated with GnA because there is like nothing on the site. She thinks they’re all responsible for the fight and that doesn’t go over well.

Ashley claims she didn’t invite Deborah to be messy. Yeah okay.

I would never use people for my own personal gain!

Keirana is the one took the brunt of the tussle that night, when Deborah threw a glass at her head. Ashley apologizes on behalf of Deborah. She calls Ashley ‘the queen of the aftermath apology.’

Does getting my head split open qualify me for a full-timer next season, just wondering?

Wrapping up. Andy has lost his voice, what a shame.

He gives the ladies once last chance to say anything that they may want to ‘own.’

Perhaps this was directed at Wendy?? If so, did these people actually think that she would seriously admit to anything in this issue with Nneka.

Imagine being so entitled, and so arrogant, so obnoxious, that it actually makes you that angry that someone would say they know you or have met you, when they met you only one time. She reminds me of Jlo, who does not allow any commoners to look her in the eye. It’s that sort of behavior.

Crickets. No one wants to own shit, Andy. Are you new here?

He asks Candiace and Robyn if they have anything to say. They both confirm to the status quo.

He asks Nnkeka and Wendy if they have anything to add. Nnkea again reminds that she has taken accountability for all that she did and said, but Wendy of course, has not.

And here is Smirky Slithery Constipated Four Degrees as this is being said:

I think I need to look over here now for no reason whatsoever.

You notice she won’t look at Nneka at all. She looks completely the other way. Nor explain herself.

She insists she has owned her part. She is anxious to have the subject changed and encourages Andy to move on to Gizelle and Candiace. This fucking woman is something else.

Andy loves a crown. He gets coronated by Gizzy and Karen as ‘Duke of Potomac.’

Well at least Andy ended Season 8 happy. That’s all that matters.

Look who’s the Housewife King!!

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