There has to be another word for the way Lisa talks. Pretentious just doesn’t touch it.
Literally what is wrong with her? All of this name dropping whilst acting like she’s too important to name drop?
Remember people that are important don’t need to tell you that they’re important. People that are smart don’t have to tell you they’re smart, etc etc…
I would so love to hear what these celebs she spouts off about and claiming to rub elbows with, would have to say about Lisa The Terror Barlow.
Probably something like Lisa who?
And she just can’t stop herself.
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Having to sit through a one on one with Bronwyn and Todd is not something I was looking forward to. And it didn’t disappoint.
He’s still cranky AF, just not AS cranky.
And I have NO ideal what is with Bronwyn and the entire pink push-up bra purposely on display that’s popping out of her dress. Because it’s a push-up bra.
Is this a new thing?
So apparently there have been discussions between them after viewers noticed last season how disrespectfully he speaks to her, and he supposedly has been working on it.
You can tell by the tone she talks to him in, that she’s totally walking on egg shells so as not to piss him off.
Believe me I KNOW.
Why does he always cross his arms? Maybe it’s the cameras making him uncomfortable. It’s such off-putting body language.
I guess you gotta hand it to Todd for being okay with her moving her parents and her daughter’s boyfriend into their house. Of course we don’t know if he’s bitching or not behind closed doors. I’m sure he is.
She starts totally laying it on thick how much she appreciates him ‘allowing’ her to move her parents in. I get the feeling he needs this validation daily.
He looks away from her and rolls his eyes when she says “until they figure it out…”
Yeah I see no change in this man.
I don’t know why Bronwyn is so needy when it comes to Lisa. It’s weird.
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Why does Angela go so hard about being Greek? Are there not many Greeks in Utah? Like I get it, it’s cool to have an ethnicity but it’s like it’s her whole identification.
She visits with her super super adorable sweet Dad.
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Bronwyn has a chat with her mom who is kind of bitch to be honest.
They talk about selling her childhood home and cleaning it out, her dad’s Alzheimers and how she feels like she disappointed him by getting pregnant when she was eighteen.
I don’t’ mean to be unkind but what’s with her mom’s eyebrows.
Maybe I do mean to be unkind. Did you catch her low-key calling Bronwyn out for being a gold digger? And that she would’ve been living in a gutter, had it not been for Todd.
She should watch her mouth. She’s going to end up losing her bougie rent-free accommodations.
I guess Bronwyn assumed she wouldn’t have mentioned that when she talked about how it took her ‘a little longer’ to get to where she is.
‘Getting where she is’ being married to a rich old man.
Mom points out that she “didn’t have a dime.” So I guess her parents refused to help her out a little bit.
What a snide cunty thing to say.
‘You don’t seem to mind me being married to a rich old man now.’ That’s what Bronwyn should’ve said.
What a fucking miserable ugly bitch. And she looks so pleased with herself after she says this. She seems really jealous of her daughter.
She looks like some witchy character in a movie that I can’t place. Maybe Ursula. Or The Wicked Witch of the West.
Or my ex’s wife. She thinks she’s the shit now that she took Ozempic and doesn’t look like a cow anymore.
She doesn’t know when you’re a home wrecking ho pretending to be the moral police, whose ugly on the inside, as well as spiteful and deceitful, it spills out. Someone should tell her.
Back to this. As if all of that wasn’t bad enough, she tops it all off with reminding Bronwyn what she’s dealing with regarding her dad, will be Todd one day when he’s old(er).
What in the FUUUUUCK is wrong with this woman?
I had to play the scene three times to even understand what the hell she meant. She must think she’s in the will.
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Heather is on her empty nest rant again, as Angie drops by. Angie is hyper focused on her Greek-ness again.
Seems her ‘tween’ daughter agrees. She tells her “you’re really taking this Greek thing really far.”
Let it be known when I said what I wrote earlier in the recap I hadn’t even watched this scene yet, where her daughter tells her exactly what I said.
And I wasn’t saying it to be a bitch necessarily. It’s weird.
They discuss the party where the elite meet trailer trash, and Lisa and her immensely vastly different life that she leads in comparison to everyone else.
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Speak of the devil, remember she was planning an event at a shooting range where she seems to have some sort of scheme she’s cooking up?
Nothing gets by Angie. She knows she’s there to get roasted.
She compare Lisa to Jen Shah. Although those two definitely have similarities personality-wise, you can hardly say Lisa is doing to people what Jen was.
So they walk into the luncheon area and Lisa has huge posters of her ‘dismissed’ law suits everywhere. As well as blown up pictures of her and poor John (I do feel bad for this guy) doing fabulous things leading their fabulous lives.
No self-awareness Lisa Barlow struts about bragging and showing off her idiotic poster boards.
While I appreciate the point Lisa is trying to make that just because you get sued doesn’t necessarily mean you did anything wrong, but to have multiple law suites going on simultaneously by different people implies there could be something sketchy going on.
She claims all of them are dismissed. Bronwyn asks if that’s because she paid what she was owed. Lisa doesn’t like that too much. I’m guessing by her face and reaction it’s true.
Angie gets specific. What about having some other dude’s credit card and why did he pay off your car and your remodel?
You can definitely see her looking uncomfortable.
I love how Angie shushes her when she tries to gallivant around the posters to ‘explain them.’
So this Amy ‘Utah socialite’ chick tries to come to Lisa’s rescue who is struggling, to be honest, and points out this dude who gave her a credit card and is paying shit for her is a business partner so it would make sense to have a ‘joint’ credit card.
So why didn’t Lisa say that to begin with? I like how she agrees and goes with that because it sounds good. But it really doesn’t.
“This is what they don’t get. It’s soooo hard.”
My God, Lisa, pack this shit in. This is embarrassing.
A business credit card and a card in your personal name that he pays on your behalf outside of business, are different.
Dude paying your PERSONAL bills?
Now she’s saying it’s ‘in the process’ of being dismissed but not actually dismissed.
So the fact that she’s denying the allegations isn’t the same as a dismissal.
And she’s dragging Bronwyn for not going to college and she’s doing THIS kind of dumb shit?
She’ looking a little deer in the headlights as this gets pointed out. She pegged Bronwyn and Whitney for being dumber than they actually are for asking additional questions.
Of course her lawyer that SHE PAYS is going to ridicule the allegations and believe whatever the hell she says.
What this all boils down to is the feud between Lisa and Bronwyn. Lisa can’t wait to bring up the necklace thing, which she’s right about. Bronwyn did lie about that and she should own that.
Did you ever notice people will accuse you of doing things that they do? And Lisa is going hard at Bronwyn being a whore and performing sexual favors (on he husbad) for money.
And wasn’t Lisa accused of having some sort of side action in exchange for Bball tickets last season? And now she has this same guy (that’s my assumption) anyway suing her for things he paid for on her behalf?
I was surprised she had the balls (no pun intended) to show the photo of her and John at a game as part of her exhibit.
So maybe Lisa is the whore here.
She goes into a disturbing cheer/rant waving her poster board around bragging some more. If that’s even possible. What Lisa lacks in actual facts she makes up for in enthusiasm.
Now bickering about mutual brow, hair and makeup people.
That IS a thing with Housewives. Using the same hair stylists etc as another Housewife. I mean how DARE they? How dare these glam people want to make money and have more than one fucking client??
Angie dismissed the ‘brow girl’ thing since several ladies at the table also use her.
This brow chick should be picking up a check from Bravo. She was also featured last season because Jared The Oaf Osmond was hitting on her.
Lisa is anxious to move on because she looks stupid (again.)
She compares people bitching about Whitney on TikTok wih her legit being sued for thousands of dollars that she owes people.
She again looks defeated.
Being outsmarted by Whitney IS pretty bad.
I feel like Meredith knows this is all legit but needs to defend Lisa. Bravo instructions and alliance, I’m sure.
Whitney goes off and it seems like she is right about everything she’s saying.
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