Doesn’t look like a color scheme. Bobbsey Twins Meredith and Lisa look like they may have collabed.
Bronwyn and Lisa are seat 1. I feel like Meredith brought more drama than Lisa this season. Whether she wanted it or not.
I can’t wrap my little brain around Meredith DJ’ing? Can you?
It seems so out of character and unnatural? I thought it was a joke when I first saw she was actually a DJ. Aren’t DJ’s usually cool??
Getting right into it, Meredith addresses Whitney’s drunken stupor behavior at BravoCon. I find this so rich and so dang ironic, given their beef has been over Whitney accusing Meredith of having an alcohol and/or pill problem.
Can’t make this shit up.
Also can’t believe Meredith didn’t even point out the irony of it all, as she was reaming Whitney a new asshole.
I felt a little bit bad for Whitney. She was having a hard time keeping up her end, and was tripping over her words.
I laughed when she said ‘clear the floor’ instead of ‘clear the air.’ It went downhill after that.
Meredith won that one but still think she should have made more of a deal out of how Whitney was blacked out drunk the entire three days and she’s accusing Meredith of being an alcoholic.
I don’t know how Whitney has a leg to stand on (no pun intended) when she admits to being inebriated and most likely doesn’t even recall what the hell she said.
I guess Whitney thinks it’s cute when she’s drunk but no one else.
Lisa sure did hang with Ben and Blake she immediately says, when that dreaded topic is addressed.
Funny, how I saw an interview with Ben on TikTok and he gets asked about Lisa Barlow and whether or not he knows her and was with her int his time frame, and well the answer to both was no.
Poor guy was trying to be nice and gracious about it, but no seems as if she lied, or at least embellished.
The pic she whips out of her with him was legit taken ten years ago.
Lisa seriously doesn’t know the stigma behind name dropping and how tacky and ridic it makes you sound? She doesn’t know this?
And yes, all of these lawsuits do seem pretty sketchy, as well as the credit card in some dude’s name she uses. I don’t think that was mentioned. And Vida tequila? Why has no one ever heard of it?
There is a website. It’s $60/bottle by the way. Something seems off.
https://vidatequila.com/pages/press-events
I’m not trying to sound like I’m jumping on the bandwagon, because I know this is out there, but I really do think Heather is borderline obsessed with Lisa, and so very jealous.
That argument where Heather tells Lisa she’s not allowed to say she’s from New York which is where the bitch was born and raised, and moved to SLC as a young adult, was the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard out of her mouth.
The woman clearly has no idea what it means when you don’t stay in the same stupid town you were born and raised in and relocate elsewhere.
It doesn’t fucking matter how long you’ve been in your relocated area, you are still FROM the town or state you were born and raised in.
Is Heather fucking retarded?
I was born and raised in a different area in which I’ve lived for many years and I still say I AM FROM that area. My God Heather, obsessed with Lisa much??
Fuck.
That really irked me. I think because Heather isn’t an idiot and she prides herself in her intelligence, and she’s spewing out dumb shit like this??
Heather. I’m concerned. Someone should check on her. Let’s not worry about Scheana. Check on Heather.
I gotta side with Lisa on this one.
The ‘different life than ALL of you’ commentary comes up. Meredith of course jumps to her defense, saying “we all have different lives.”
I get friends having each other’s backs, but Meredith and Lisa are taking that to the nth degree.
‘Having someone’s back’ isn’t completely speaking on their behalf constantly and trying to defend shit they say and do while making NO SENSE.
They need to shut the hell up and let the other defend themselves. It’s getting weird.
No, Meredith the (unemployed) attorney, she meant it in the context that her life was better and more exciting than everyone else’s, not that you all lead different lives from each other. MY GOD.
I’m losing brain cells listening to these women who claim they’re so smart and educated.
Lisa defends against her absence from the camping trip because she was busy working and being amazing. Meredith even looks annoyed.
Whitney announces she thinks Lisa was in Miami recovering after getting work done.
Who knows. Who cares. But what we do know is that she was NOT with ‘Ben and Blake.’
And if she was hanging with Blake Lively, something tells me they would get along famously.
She admits to being in Miami? So she was with them there?? And like Whitney says, no pics with these two were posted.
Not sure what’s with the stupidity that is Lisa Barlow, that she would whip out this pic on her phone from 2017. So she has a fan pic with Ben Affleck from nine years ago, and that proves she was with him last year, and ‘knows’ him??
As she goes over all of her legal ‘cases’ something definitely does not pass the smell test. Why so many issues??
Bronwyn challenges her excuses and Lisa wastes no time calling out Bronwyn’s criminal cases that have been conveniently ‘sealed.’
She tries to sell us again, that this means she can’t talk about it.
What that actually means is the courts can’t divulge the info or make it public info as arrests usually are. It doesn’t mean YOU can’t discuss it. Her excuse that she wouldn’t have been granted citizenship if she didn’t engage in these criminal activities is also BS because since records were ‘sealed’ they probably couldn’t access the information.
That clearly triggers Bronwyn. I do believe they were criminal cases and I do believe with Todd’s help and money, he paid people off, and she escaped jail time and he took care of this ‘sealing.’ She looks a little guilty to me.
Don’t even get me started on this ‘not talking about husbands’ thing.
Woman if you’re parading them around on the show they WILL BE DISCUSSED. You can’t tell the women not to discuss them. I feel like that’s a thing Andy should say. Why am I doing your job, Andy??
Same with her daughter. If she didn’t want her discussed, don’t have her on the show.
Lisa didn’t even bring Gwen up anyway. She said something about a supposed miscarriage.
That’s not about Gwen.
Bronwyn doesn’t approve of Lisa ‘body shaming’ her husband.
I don’t think ‘body shaming’ is the correct term when it comes to dudes. He IS a fat fucking geeky slob with a severe gas problem. If that’s body shaming, then oh well.
Even though at this point, they’re separated. What the hell does she care what Lisa or anyone says about him? What does she think viewers are saying? Nothing nice, I guarantee you that.
I’m sure his dick IS small. Literally if this dude doesn’t give off little dick energy I don’t know who does.
Well, I know one other person.
And yes Bronwyn, he absolutely IS a dirty old man.
The pirate eye yap look of Lisa’s is addressed. I almost forgot about that!
Lisa is getting accolades online about not throwing her makeup girl under the bus.
I guess it is nice of her to just laugh it off and chalk it up to human error. And we know she really cares about her appearance. REALLY CARES.
I am going to double down on my belief that Heather is 100% obsessed with Lisa. This was her looking at Lisa when she was explaining the eye makeup and lash snafoo.
Is she in love with her? Or just really really hates her? I don’t know. I’m truly concerned about Heather, because this does not look healthy.
Who cares that Angie was plugging Arby’s? I don’t get why you would want to endorse fast food, that’s so unhealthy, but whatever. Anything for a buck I guess.
Lisa feels like it’s a copy cat situation since she did a Wendy’s commercial.
I feel like it would be in Lisa’s better interest, to act unbothered.
Because if she’s so ‘rich’ and successful, and doing all of these ‘amazing things’ why does she care if Angie got some dusty fast food endorsement for a couple dollars?
Lisa doesn’t have much to say when it gets pointed out she got a Keratase deal, which she started using it on Angie’s advice.
So much smarter to act unbothered by all of this and chalk it up to jealousy.
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Britani joins whether we like it or not, and we dig into the Below Deck experience.
They roll the tape of Heather saying she “fucked around a little bit” with Jason, and now she’s trying to retract it because Jason is denying it.
I think I already mentioned this but I’m saying it again, it’s so demeaning. I’m sure she was taking aback by Jason’s denial. Since she lost a few pounds, she seems to think she’s so stunning, and she’s just not. She needs to stop fucking with her face. I think she looked better curvy honestly.
They roll the ridiculous scene of Heather chasing Lisa around the boat bullying her because she thinks she’s ‘the source.’
Did it ever occur to Weather that perhaps Bravo/production, however you want to put it, is leaking this shit??
It’s not my goal in life to defend Lisa Barlow. She has a lot of issues, most of them having to do with an over-inflated view of herself, but I do really feel like some of them are very jealous of her, and that’s why they’re accusing her of shit she didn’t do, and then relish in it when she’s upset.
For me personally, Lisa’s reaction, while over the top, is genuinely distressed and very pissed off. That’s normal when you’re ACCUSED OF SHIT YOU DID NOT DO.
Believe me, I know.
If she was acting like she didn’t care, then that’s when I think someone seems guilty. It’s kind of common sense isn’t it?
Honestly it probably didn’t even take a whole lot of ‘digging’ to find out Bronwyn got herself in a little trouble with the law as a young adult and Todd had the cases ‘sealed.’ There’s this thing called the internet, Heather. Jesus.
Lisa NEEDS to stop flipping her hair.
Okay so I need to talk about this again, because Andy asks, and then I swear I’m never going to mention it, ever!
Fucking stupid Heather, after ANNOUNCING it several time she was WITH Jason, she now wants to backpedal since she discovered Jason denied it.
God help us. This broad is trying to say when she used the phrase “fucked around” she didn’t mean they hooked up. She meant they went to clubs and danced and ‘hung out.’
HEATHER STOP. IT. I know we Bravo viewers get a bad rap sometimes for not being the smartest, since these shows are beyond mindless, but WOW, we are not completely stupid.
She has to feel so dumb that Jason said it never happened. So NOW she’s trying to call US dumb.
We have a ‘bandwith’ for what ‘fucked around’ means?? Noo Heather.
We do have a ‘bandwith’ for when someone is fucking humiliated and lying through her teeth though.
When she goes on to conclude, as she’s rambling word vomit, that there was no connection or whatever, I’m here thinking “no shit Heather, there was no connection. Literally no one even thought that there was.”
If a dude is going to deny fucking you, CLEARLY there was zero connection, at least on his end.
I feel like such a bitch, but wow. This is so obvious.
Fucking Whitney pipes in with “it was sarcasm.” Whitney sit down and shut up.
I thought this is exactly what they drag Lisa for doing with Meredith. The fact that you think she needs back-up proves she’s a fucking liar. And how is that ‘sarcasm’ anyway? It’s more misusing a phrase, than sarcasm.
Andy is even like annoyed at her desperate attempt to spin around what she herself has said. Literally NO ONE says they ‘fucked around’ with someone not meaning they were intimate, or however you want to put it.
And honestly her rambling on and on to explain it is also indicitave of being full of horse shit. At this point she’s just embarrassing herself further. It’s clear Jason possibly even asked her to retract.
Either he’s completely ashamed, or perhaps he had someone else he was talking to at the time that he liked. It’s just all bad.
I feel like perhaps they hooked up and on Jason’s end it was just that, and Heather liked him and thought he felt the same.
“We were clear about that.” (not hooking up) Well, ummm I mean, HE was.
And this is a tactic liars use, when they’re trying to spin the narrative, claiming they were ‘very clear.’
I like how Andy isn’t letting her off the hook as easily as she would have liked.
Do we think she wouldn’t “scream from the rooftops” if she landed Captain Jason?’
Yes, Heather, we do, and you DID.
This is some serious mind games she’s playing here, and I hope NO ONE is falling for it.
Whitney’s overcompensating laughter at her jokes about wearing a sailor suit, further solidifies my point.
)whitney lauogh)
She’s literally the only one that laughed that hard at her ‘joke.’
Everyone else looks at her like they know she’s full of shit.
Okay so we’ve moved on. Great.
Now as to what I said earlier about Bronwyn, a viewer brings to our attention that a ‘sealed case’ doesn’t mean the person that committed the crimes can’t discuss it. It means it’s not public info.
Why the hell would the state of California, or Utah or wherever she did this shit, give a fuck if SHE talks about it??
Another example of thinking viewers are fools or can’t look shit up online.
She claims she wasn’t the one that asked for it to be sealed.
Bullshit. Okay, Todd was. Word vomit from her now.
I totally believe she was using a company card to support her shopping habit to the tune of 100 grand. If that’s not Bronwyn, I don’t know what is.
She denies that too. Everyone does some dumb thing when they’re young, but her issues sound extensive. If the credit card thing was true, that was only eight years ago when she was in her thirties so… stop with the ‘I did dumb stuff when I was in college.’
It’s funny how these women are trying to convince viewers that things that were said on camera weren’t actually meant, and taken out of context, we can’t talk about certain ‘sealed’ cases, and every accusation is a lie.
When more past antics are brought up, Bronwyn again tries to deflect with this ‘sealed case’ BS, insinuating the other party was in the wrong and she’s innocent. Yeah I doubt that.
That doesn’t even make ANY SENSE. It’s not public record, is all that means.
Lisa and Meredith had a whispering exchange while Bronwyn was gasping for air, and Heather starts her ‘tag teaming’ accusation again, even though it’s what she and Whitney were just doing three minutes ago when Whitney piped in with her ‘sarcasm’ claim.
Heather is SO OBSESSED with Lisa in such an unhealthy and creepy way, and I stand by it.
‘What’s good for the goose is good for the gander’ expression makes no sense Heather when you’re all women. That’s almost as bad as Whitney’s ‘clear the floor.’
Lisa gets questioned if she was ‘the leak’ (keep in mind info that was easily found online) about Bronwyn’s sketchy past.
This is basically her defense, that Bronwyn’s past was available on Twitter and that’s where she read it. She was an early reader at 3 ½ you know.
No idea what that has to do with anything. She read about Bronwyn when she was 3 ½ I guess? Before Bronwyn was born?
Perhaps she had some sort of premonition??
Bronwyn doubles down on the fact that Lisa was ‘the leak’ (no pun intended) from from the yacht trip, then Heather starts questioning why she has six attorneys.
This quickly leads to Lisa bragging about her ‘businesses’ and demanding to know if anyone really understands what it is she does.
Heather claims she doesn’t know.
Like how complicated is it that she is an event planner, has a tequila brand and runs a lounge? It doesn’t sound that confusing to me. Maybe I’ve been giving Heather too much credit for being one of the ‘smarter’ Housewives.
Is all of this Ozempic affecting her brain or what?
Lisa attempts to explain her businesses but is getting cut off by Heather.
She name drops Harry Potter and ‘The Bella Twins.’
Heather loves to get Lisa activated. She knew insinuating her businesses were sketchy would do it, then she acts confused as to why she’s flipping out.
Angie produces some stupid scroll when asked about Lisa’s friendship. She supposedly has proof Lisa has been ‘trolling her.’
