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Below Deck 2/13/23

There will be a lot of the F word again. Sandy is just out of fucking control this season. I know it’s a TV show, and we need the ‘drama’ but holy fucking schmokes, should she be sacrificing her integrity, and sacrificing the dignity of her crew, for entertainment and camera time?? The way she

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Below Deck 1/30/22 & 2/6/22

Picks up with the guests on the beach bitching about being fed. If I were a chef on these yachts, I would constantly have food going to pick at. Nothing fancy or extravagant, just char boards, or simple appetizers. Tired of all the whining that they’re hungry constantly. It couldn’t have been that long ago

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Below Deck 1/23/23

Watching last week’s recap, I wanted to point out that when Katie says, in jest I know, but still, “good thing my boss has a crush on me.” No he doesn’t. You have a crush on him. You are what is currently on the menu for the time being. I hope she doesn’t give up

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Below Deck 1/16/23

I was watching a little of the repeat episode they aired at 7pm, and a ‘never before scene’ where Camille was talking to her dad, and she’s all, “can you believe the 2nd stew thinks I’m slow?” Dad says – “well you don’t like to work.” And there you have it folks. Not that we

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Below Deck 1/9/23

Camille storming into the cabin where Alissa was working and threatening her to get the fuck out was really something else. This chick is really something else. Not in any kind of good way. “I’M IN HERE AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING HERE, PLEASE GET OUT!! Okay Captain Crazy. She’s actually making the bed. You can

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Below Deck 1/2/23

Afternoon of tennis and tequila. What else would make playing and/or watching tennis more sufferable? Why tequila of course! Apparently Camille breaks a lot of glasses. I might have admit I have that in common with Miss Lazy Camille. I’ve broken so much shit recently. Including a big think glass pyrex serving bowl. That made

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