Robyn has a wedding dress try on, and the dresses are too much for a small private ceremony. And not really beachy. I think scene this was all for show anyway.
The glittery one is the best option, that didn’t look like a traditional wedding dress.
They did finally tie the knot last month, I believe. I tried to find out some deets or pix of the ceremony but found nothing. I checked her Instagram page too.
She tells the saleswoman at the boutique that she doesn’t want something too traditional, yes she tries on two very traditional dresses, complete with veils. Veils to me. need to go and be phased out altogether.
They’re so antiquated. There are so many fun modern things you can do now in place of a veil, like jeweled headbands, or tiaras, flower tiaras for small casual ceremonies, or something fun with seashells for beach ceremonies. The veil is representation from 1000 years ago, similar to the white dress’s meaning, to represent modesty and virginity. I mean if we’ve cut ‘obey’ out of the vows finally, we need to lose this ‘modesty’ veil for chrissakes. It’s time. As well as fathers giving their daughters ‘away.’
Guys, that dates back to women being property in BC times. He was literally ‘giving his daughter away’ to the dude. Or even selling her in some cases. Google it. And she was probably twelve.
What is cute about that? I’m shocked we haven’t at least even renamed it at this point, to something other than ‘giving away.’ I’m not even a big women’s libber, but jeez, it’s a little jarring.
Gizelle and Ashley arrive. Robyn is changing, and Ashley wastes no time getting down to the skinny. I get it, it’s only an hour show. She’s filling in Gizelle on some sort of sexual connectivity between Wendy and Mia in Mexico, after some of the ladies called it a night. Gizelle is of course, not a participant in lady pond activity, but always seems to be captivated hearing about others who are.
“Mia was admiring Wendy’s physique, and Wendy was intrigued.”
Robyn enters in a very basic bridal like dress that I don’t like on her at all. It also accentuates her problem area. Not throwing shade, it’s a lot of women’s problem area. It’s my problem area.
Long trains are also not suitable for beach weddings. In my opinion.
Did you all hear that Robyn is now admitting that Juan WAS indeed having yet another affair, fucking around on her again, or still, however you want to look at it. And admits she was aware of it prior to filming. I’m just almost at a loss for words. Why she went though with this marriage is beyond me. It reminds me of a lot of Luann on RHONY.
Remember she went through the motions of the whole marriage and wedding thing to that Tom shyster dude, even though she knew he was fucking around on her, and lying to her. She chose to still marry him, knowing there was huge chance it was not going to work, rather then call off the wedding.
I guess the rationale is rolling the dice, and there is a chance it WILL work, and he won’t still be a fucking cheater once you’re married, (which makes no sense, as if a ring and piece of paper matters to cheaters) instead of just throwing in the towel, and calling the whole thing off.
Which means when Robyn called him in Mexico, and he proceeded to scream at her, and blame her and blame the women, and everyone else, when it was in fact, true. I’m sure Robyn knew he would react that way. Or maybe she secretly wanted him to admit it, and give her a way out of this.
So Wendy and Mia even left together, Ashley discloses, then runs out the door. There must be super urgent tiktoking to do, or pretend showings that Michael’s Realtor is taking her to.
Robyn and Gizelle do a quick pre-planning of the Bachelorette party, and decide Wendy and Karen will not be on the guest list. For reasons that include, but are not limited to, that they are simply Wendy and Karen.
I don’t blame Robyn at all for this decision. Who wants to look at Wendy’s grimaces, and Karen’s judgy face at something that’s supposed to be fun? I am a little surprised though, that Bravo producers allowed them to be excluded, since it does lessen the chances of a blow-out. Maybe because they knew there would be a blow out at the finale. I thought Bravo was trying to get away from these Housewife finale brawls.
Candiace is so stinking cute. She discusses the video unveiling with Chris.
We know from previews for this week’s finale and there is an altercation. Looks like we revisit the Chris vs Gizelle thing maybe. Chris gets really pissed for some reason and is yelling at Candiace. The Gizelle and Muppet shit kind of gotten brushed under the rug lately, what with the Karen doppelganger, Mia and Wendy’s fight, and all of the other big productions.
Karen and Wendy meet for lunch. Random question and obsi, do the servers in the restaurant scenes get a little coinage? If not they totally should.
Karen brags about she’s kept her complaint about Juan’s overhugging thing for three years. That was probably by design, to roll it out when it would be the most entertaining. Candiace fills Chris in on the Housewife Mexico drama, and he does the dutiful pretend-to-be-captivated faces and remarks.
Candiace seems really genuinely happy in this scene with Chris, and, not to sound cheesy, like totally glowing.
They’re going to try the egg thing again. I don’t know about the Candiace and Chris thing though. I would like to be more optimistic about them making it, but I just am not feeling it. I find her to be too good for him, and feel like she’s going to wake up one day and realize that.
Ashley calls Wendy, and Karen and is the deliverer of the sad news that they are being excluded from the Bachelorette party. Too bad so sad, who cares. If they can’t stand Robyn, why should they care.
Let’s act like actual adults at least in one fucking instance. Wendy pukes out some idiotic rationale that she and Robyn are good, so it must be Gizelle being the meanie who is excluding her. No, actually Robyn doesn’t want your entitled annoying ass there, Wendy. Suck it up. You’re not fun. Spend time with your kids you never see, and claim to be so distraught about. God, I can’t stand Wendy. That’s not a secret right?
Gizzy and Mia meet up at Mia’s. Gizelle has never been to her 10g/month rental, in which she invested $60,000 of renos in, that no sane person would ever do. Gizelle wants the tea on the Wendy flirtation, and if it resulted into something more.
I really like Mia’s top. And I’m really feeling Gizelles casz look here too. I thought she looked really cute at the bridal boutique as well. What is going on? Really good lighting? Did she get a refresh? I honestly don’t see an issue with most of her outfits, and I consider myself someone with good taste. I’m not sure what all the hoopla is about what terrible fashion sense she has. I think that Robyn is a much worse offender than Gizelle. Especially this season.
She says Wendy opened up for business, and showed her the goodies when they got back to the hotel. This is too much info. Maybe if it wasn’t holier than thou Wendy, it would be less repulsive. They did a little I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours game. Gizelle is surprised Mia admitted it. What was there to admit, really? She did also say she put a halt to any interaction until there’s consent from Gordon and Eddie. WTF. So I guess they need a permissions slip from the husbands to go down on each other. That’s a new one.
Mia is still not having Jacqueline back as a friend, and is still doing these weird I’m-better-than-her, hair tossing, and faces when discussing her.
They break out the penis straws in preparation for Robyn’s party.
I give not one fucking fuck about Wendy’s ‘political commentary’ speech and that is all I am going to say about that. Well okay I lied. There is one thing. There was no such thing as an abortion when the constitution was written, so using the two words in the same sentence, makes you sound really ignorant. She wants us to be ‘really scared.’ MMMkay Wendy Weirdo.
It’s Bachelorette Party time and I guess three ladies wearing lavender was coincidental. Also coincidental was Ashley and Mia wearing the exact same bodysuit/cat suit see through whatever thing. Yeah, I’m not feeling these either. They also seem like they would be kind of hot (temperature wise) to wear on a night out.
Ashley refers to her and Mia as “two former ho’s.” Well in Ashley’s case, I might lose the ‘former.’ I’m not really feeling Ashley this season either, as you may be know.
I didn’t mean for this to be a total ‘Hot or Not’ moment, but Robyn is getting a ‘NOT’ for her long sleeved florescent green coat dress. It’s awful, and why the long sleeves? She looks like she’s going to be really hot in the steak and lobster strip club. Thought we were supposed to be scantily clad??
And I care about Karen’s stupid overpriced 4-wick candle, as much as I care about Wendy’s
MSNBC babbling for bucks. Karen lets us know several times she’d rather be here at her candle meeting, writing a check hthan at Robyn’s party. Wait, isn’t it better to get a check, than write a check? Karen is clearly confused. Does she really expect to be invited to this party to celebrate a wedding that she’s been ridiculing for two years?? Even Bravo has SOME fucking standards, ‘Karen.’ Pipe the fuck down. And who is she writing a check to anyway? Shouldn’t they be giving HER the check?
Basically she’s just showing us here she has NOTHING to do with her products.
She writes some doofas a check to design and have it manufactured for her, and slaps her name on it. Probably made in China. And we’re supposed to be impressed with this??
The ladies are appearing to be having a blast in the van on the way to their evening of festivities, as Karen again reassures us she is having a much better time with Ray and the candle guy. Honest, she is.
See why Candiace is my girl, my black sister from another mister-she says something I whole- heartedly agree with.
“licking a vagina is something I just cannot commit to.” A to the Men!! Literally, because that’s THEIR job. God knows, they’re not good for much else.
So they arrive to the destination, and who minded a sprinter van ride with NO arguing and screeching? I did not. If Karen were here she’d be a total drag, acting like she’s too goody goody for a strip club, and bitching to Robyn about her impeding marriage being fake.
Apparently Ashley is back to banging Michael. I just threw up in my mouth picturing that. I’d rather be looking at Wendy’s constipated face, than hearing this right now.
She said no, they’re not dating other people. They agreed to not. Then Candiace lets her know he was on a date (with a chick, surprisingly who was not cute, unsurprisingly) where Chris works. She gets asked if they’re reconciling. silly silly question. Of course she has every intention of still dumping him. She’s done with him. I don’t get why she still lives with him at this point. I guess because she’s still holding out for the mansion. He still probably hasn’t gotten her a house.
What a fucking JOKE those two dicks are. Ashley just wants her checks, only reason she was in this all along, and Michael just wants to see how much of a player he can be. It would be funny, if there weren’t two children involved in this trailer parky chaos. This should be the fake relationship that Karen is all worried about.
The food here does look good, with the exception of the steak that has some gravy or creamy goop on it. Most likely to hide that it’s a cheap cut of steak. I’m so tired from knowing everything. The ladies are eating like they’ve never seen food before,
Robyn’s dress is worse than what I thought. It has some pointy shoulder pads going on. Looks like she belongs on Star Trek.
Charrisse shares that Karen was getting boned in a bathroom by a bartender when they were our one night. There’s a possibility that it’s not true, and there’s also a possibility that it’s true. I’m leaning toward the latter
Mia says something in her yap about women with much older husbands, getting a pass to fuck around since he can’t please her. I think Mia is forgetting that her husband is old enough to be her father as well.
I guess women when they marry these much older men in their 30’s or 40’s, forget that he’s going to be elderly, before they are elderly? I guess?? I don’t know.
Well, a good time was had by all with ZERO drama, with the steak and lobster strippers.
And yes, Karen, Robyn DID get married. You can now return to your regular programming.
Your fake happiness with Ray, your ‘BFF.’ She must have realized she said that way too much last season, and how fake she sounded, because she hasn’t said it one single time.
