Picking up with Candiace yelling at Eric, the producer. It does seem to be looking like they’re trying to make Chris the new Michael Darby, in his new absence, since Ashley has kicked him to the curb. She argues with him a little bit, and accuses him of knowing what’s going on.
I think she might have a point. I think they may have known they were going to be approaching her about the Insta comment, and this stupid thing with Gizelle. Both things seem to be over blown. But this is why we watch, right. I guess.
Wendy talks to the ladies about this stupid restaurant idea. I don’t even want to give it life. I think this will be an embarrassing failure, even if it happens. I don’t think it’s going to.
Wendy: “I again have something to do.” I’m foreseeing this bizzybizzybizzy thing being her ‘story line?’
Like, how very riveting. She’s the first working mom in the universe.
Gizelle talks to Mia about Karen’s spring whatever event, and how she cornered her about her cancer posts, the second she walked in, and was not very eloquent about it. Not really a shocker.
Gizelle takes the whole two tier plate of cupcakes and goes to another room. How long do they plan on talking about this??
Wendy: “what are we gonna do, are we just gonna sit here?” Well we’re gonna sit here and brew up some more Housewife tea. This isn’t your first rodeo Wendy. Play along.
What does she WANT to do? Go with those two, as they have their PRIVATE conversation? Do jumping jacks?? This not exciting enough for her? There’s the door.
I think we’re all sufficiently aware that Mia eluded to the fact that she had cancer when there was a slight ‘ruling out’ scare that was deemed negative shortly after she made the post. You don’t put on blast that you ‘may’ have cancer. You wait until you know, and even then, why would you need to tell the world immediately? Mia needs to quit ridiculing the fact that they think she was looking for attention, when it’s clear she was.
Robyn didn’t like Wendy lumping her in with Gizelle about Mia’s post.
Back in the pink room, Gizelle admits her delivery was bad and she’s sorry.
Wendy: “You called her a liar, I have never called her a liar.” This is getting a little intense with these two. (Robyn and Wendy)
I was trying to recall what is going on here, by what took place last season, and I do think they weren’t getting along. Robyn was questioning the Eddie thing, and the way Wendy was acting and dressing differently, making it seem like it was true, and looking like Wendy was desperately trying to keep up with his online booty ho’s.
Robyn talks to the whole group about getting together with all of the kids, and ignores Wendy. Which is pretty funny.
I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Wendy on Project Runway last season, so I don’t even care.
Who all watched that ? The way she treated her designer was despicable. She gave confusing and conflicting instructions as to her preference of a dress or pants.
It was very loosely supposed to be their “reunion look.” But there were under no obligation whatsoever, for the dress made by the designer, needing to be their reunion dress. I am sure Wendy was aware of this. It was mostly for PR and to have a ‘crossover’ type situation with the Housewives on Project Runway. Every other housewife (Gina, Shannon, Luann, Leah, Gizelle, Karen, I think that’s all of them) were so sweet and gracious to these struggling, aspiring designers. Except Wendy. She looked constipated, and grimaced, groaned and bitched the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.
Check out my ‘Project Runway’ page on my site if you want to read over how it went down. She had that poor girl in tears. Here is the link for the Housewife episode. I was so appalled at her behavior.
So anyway, normally I would call that really bad manners to extend invites to a group and exclude one person. But there are always exceptions. Wendy is the exception. She makes it about ‘the kids’ which it’s not really. It’s not like they were invited and then uninvited.
Robyn is organizing something and doesn’t want her there. Because she’s a terrible person.
Well, gets interesting when (producers getting a little more involved here)) Wendy exits all in a huff, and a producer is standing on the sidewalk, and asks her how she is with Mia.
She said she’s fine with her, and trying to give her a chance, but she’s lying so who cares, we all know she’s lying. Four Degrees just ‘forgot’ she was st ill mic’d. This after bragging a minute ago that SHE has NOT accused Mia of lying, and is giving her the benefit of the doubt since she just lost someone to cancer.
Is it normal for them to lurk outside the places to take their mics??
Candiace is stabbing herself in the gut with these hormone injections. Yeah I wouldn’t be able to do that myself.
Karen is sticking with the 102 fever and ‘pandemic’ talk about missing Ashley’s ‘tiktok’ class.
She is still on this campaign of putting Ray all in our faces, and bragging about their marriage and it’s wonderfulness. We all know the type of people that brag about their marriage constantly. Unhappily married people. No one ever told Karen this.
Who all wants to hear a convo between a 60 YO and a 77 YO as to whether or not he’s jealous about people “checking her out.” Shouldn’t they be over this discussion by this point? This is pretty ridiculous and embarrassing. I’m not age shaming, I’m glad we’re showcasing all age ranges. But just know what talking points that you may need to be over by this point in your life. Next thing we know, Karen will be jumping on the ‘Chris wants me’ bandwagon.
We’ll be hearing Karen, “Oh my God he responded to my ‘story’ what am I going to do, he must WANT ME!”
Karen asks, “are you insecure about me?” They talk about ‘eye candy’ and this is getting weird.
Ashley is house hunting in her bougie neighborhood with her brother. She says in her yap, in a very interesting fashion statement, that she has put three offers on three different houses, and is getting bumped due to cash offers. She looks a little like an escort or something. She looks really exotic and giving kind of an Asian vibe.
So her realtor is actually someone who works for Michael. Who else thinks there could be something sketchy goin on here? Like these ‘offers’ are not really even being presented? Or low-balled so they get rejected? When she was on WWHL few weeks ago, she was still living in the apartment thing.
Producer asks about Michael making a cash offer. Ashley gives a very naive sounding reply when we all assume he most likely doesn’t have the ‘cash’ to buy this gold diggin ho a 2 mill house.
There were like three “really good reasons.” although she can’t produce one. Somebody help her.
So the realtor has spoken to the lender and “has all that they need.”
Ashley has not even been involved in anything in the lending process by the sounds of it, so I find it hard to believe, she is having anything to do with this house buying, other than living in it. And Michael paying for it.
If he’s leaving her off of the loan process, he may be not including her on the title, aka the ownership, and he’s counting on her not asking questions, and just seeing these big huge houses, and being her happy greedy clueless self. This producer is not letting her off easy in her yap, and you can tell she’s getting annoyed with it.
She asks if she’s worried that it seems like Michael is already lying about the financing. Her reply is, “When I think about it, I get upset about it, but I can’t let it bog me down.” Translation: Just keeping her eye on the prize. She put in eight years for this.
Ashley tells her brother this is her first time living COMPLETELY by herself. Uhhhh did she forget about those two small humans with penises, running around, her, that she birthed so she could REALLY take Michael to the cleaners, and get herself a mansion.
Girl, those aren’t puppies. You’re not living alone.
She fake cries to her brother if she’s “making a mistake” He’s like “mmhmmmm.” He knows she’s full of shit.
I really can’t stand Juan’s demeanor. I don’t remember how much really I said about him last season. But he was bugging me last season too.
He even gives me sort of heebiejeebies. In the way that he always looks so fucking unpleasant, like resting bitch face, except a guy. What’s it called when a dude has it?
I also think he’s kind of scary looking, like I would RUN if he I was walking down a dark ally and he walked past me. He always looks miserable to me, and like he’s about to blow his stack any second. Does he smile? Even before Robyn starts this prenup convo, he looks like he’s really pissed off. He ALWAYS looks pissed off!!
He at first looks mad, then laughs,which is the same face. Which proves my point, he always looks mad, even when he’s laughing!
So he says “fine, I don’t care, I make more than you.”
When previously she had disclosed that she makes more. She says in her yap, that he just said that because he’s a guy. This convo is barely getting off the ground when you know it’s going downhill. He so HATES when she points anything out about his past behavior. She said there were issues in their divorce when things got messy, due to whatever bitch he was banging then.
He assures her that he would never come after her businesses if they split it up. She says she believes that. She talks about it a little more, then he’s just like “Robyn stop” and gets up and walks away.
This is how he always is from what I’ve seen from him. When he doesn’t like something that she says, even if she’s just trying to talk to him, he stomps away with his fucking lip on the floor. Is this really what she wants again??
Wendy is experiencing hair loss and she’s stressed, and boo-hoo, and who the fuck cares.
Mia meets Robyn for lunch. Robyn wants to know “what’s really going on?”
So what IS with Mia’s mouth and lips? She constantly looks like she’s puckering up? Is this a new thing? Is this on purpose? Too much filler? I don’t know. Her whole face looks over filled, or over frozen, or over something.
Robyn is asking her for the breakdown on her health. Apparently just the previous day she posted another confusing piece of info.
She claims she has a lump on her ass. How convenient, that it’s on her ass. Where no one can see it. “Looks like I just have an auto immune disorder, we don’t know what it is??”
Long story short, she is having a very minor health issue, and needed some attention. Isn’t ole G payin her any attention, or what??
Mia adds to the Chris take-down. Chris was “staring her down” at the Spring thing. They play a clip where he’s not looking at her at all. That doesn’t necessarily mean that he wasn’t staring at her at some point, I do just want to say.
It did seem strange that he stood at the bar area by himself, it seemed, the whole entire time he and Candiace were at this event. They walked in together and then didn’t seem to interact at all.
The way Chris was standing at the bar by himself the whole time, I can kinda see him sort of creeping on all of the ladies, and thinking they weren’t noticing. Maybe he was just bored. Maybe he’s a little creepy. Somebody’s gonna lose a limb if this gets brought up to Candiace.
Gizelle visits Karen. We are seeing a new Karen and Gizelle relationship this season. They talk about Ashley’s dancing thing, and Chris’ visit to Gizelle LAST YEAR.
Gizelle is pulling a Crystal (Beverly Hills) on us, and making a whole big thing about something from ONE FUCKING YEAR AGO.
Karen thinks he owes Gizelle an apology. Oh my God, can we not put that in her head?? Back and forth scenes with Chris and Candaice, and Gizelle and Karen.
Candaice is doing the triangle napkin already, and they just sat down, over not responding to her hormone egg whatever thing. She’s blaming this on Gizelle and stress she’s causing.
Discrepancy on whose idea it was to go into her room. Gizelle admits there was no touching nor suggestive commentary. She just felt weird that they were in a hotel room, alone.
And when asked if he left immediately when she hinted she needed to go, he did exit the room.
Karen shares that another house husband three years ago hugged her so hard her breasts went into her backbone. She won’t say who it was. It sounds like G, but that wouldn’t be three years ago. Then again most of the Housewives are not good at math. I’m feeling like it would have had to have been Michael. And that’s so on brand. Or Eddie?? Karen opted to not make a big deal out of it. That’s odd.
Robyn oddly shows up while Candaice and Chris are on this date, right after they get their food. They start in right away, on the Ashley accusation, which also is so dumb, because he commented on her post. It’s not a fucking DM. So tired of hearing ‘DM.’
Then Gizelle’s accusation. Robyn is totally not siding with Gizelle. Which is refreshing that she is not just siding with Gizelle, just to side with Gizelle, just because they’re friends.
Candiace wants her to walk it back, and says “she’s dead to me.”
Meanwhile, Gizelle thought she was getting an apology.
