Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1

They are arriving to the reunion set. The theme is the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Why is Dorit worried whether she’s the “last one” or not? Was she trying to be the last one?? Like who cares.

Kyle and Crystal make small talk before they start the actual filming, that she got a breast reduction because she “did not need to be a DD.” Someone on Twitter was pointing out, removal or reduction of implants, isn’t a breast reduction. I did think her boobs were real actually, but the viewer on Twitter posted an old pic of her, prior to a her all of her face surgeries, so it’s pretty old, where she looks flat, so I don’t know. Not that concerned, but mildly curious. Her just didn’t have that ‘implant’ look like Dorit’s, Erika’s.

Not sure what’s going on with Scarika and the way her boobs look like two different colors. Her left boob is the color of her legs, the right boob is the color of her face. And can you believe she has a glam ‘team’ assisting her with her look. Why wouldn’t she them record her on a cell even, from the side angle we’ll be seeing on our screens? Her chest looks so strange with the way this dress is squishing them, and the left and right one are squished in two different ways. The dress looks two sizes too small. She’s just too large for this dress.

This is what happens when you get your ‘glam team’ from the Penny Saver

Did she learn nothing from how Kyle got dragged in this boob squishing nightmare last season?

Erka was dumb enough to copy this look

Erika and Rinna are terrible fucking actresses. This is the looks on their faces as Andy points out the empty seat, and discloses that Dijana is “too sick’to attend.” He knows it’s bullshit too. Rinna looks down, as Erika gazes out into fucking space, while Dorit and Crystal remain looking at Andy.

We suddenly can’t look at Andy with a straight face, for no particular reason.

And they claim to be an actress and a performer. Why can’t they look at Andy?

They know it’s fucking bull fucking shit that Dijana is ‘sick.’ She was too much of a coward to face up to the way she acted, in person, and her involvement in the Insta attack on Garcelle’s son.

Glad to see Kyle must have watched the shows back and saw how pale and horrible and Moritica-like she looked with her stringy black thin hair.

She’s an all new woman, with blonde highlights, beachy waves, spray tan. Looks like she jumped on the hair extension band wagon, with a big ass blonde pony that looks like a horse’s ass is attached to the back of her head. I guess she does look somewhat better. She doesn’t look dead, so that’s a step up.

If you’ve been reading my recaps, you know I have been saying that all season. She never even did anything different with it at all. Just straight stringy and meh, in almost every episode. Did her curling iron break? I really do think she thought she looked good. Then watching the shows she was like “oh no I don’t.”

Okay here we go.

THAT is the chicest. Wind chime. That I have EVER seen.”

They replay that whole “that is so chic…” everything, with Jamie Lee Curtis. Dorit looks like she now realizes she looked a little foolish, and took her celeb ass kissing a bit too far. It wouldn’t have been so bad, if she could have chosen one thing to claim was “so chic.”

Homeless not Toothless convo is being referred to at the Disco party by ‘The Daily Beast’ as “the best eight minutes of TV this year.” Not to be outdone of course, by Dorit’s slobbering all over JLC, over typical fucking Dollar Store type, promo items.

He asks them if they all have the name Homelesss not Toothless thing straight now. Garcelle looks unsure. They all chant “yes” and Andy has them say it together, as if they are in kindergarten. I guess they don’t mind being spoken to like they’re five, because they all comply.

I really do think they make these ladies take an IQ test when they’re auditioning for Housewives, and they can’t be above an almost failing score, or they don’t make the cut.

Jamie Lee Curtis makes a cameo, and they get, overly excited about this.

Calm down Kyle…

Again, like five year old’s. They literally scream and carry on like five year old’s if Santa, were to enter the classroom, or a Disney character. Kyle is jumping out of her chair, like she doesn’t know what to do.

She is a famous actress and all, but sheesh. Not to mention they already met her at the ‘chic’ party. Let’s calm down. Hope they’re all wearing their Depends. Someone’s gonna spring a leak.

Garcelle looks judgingly at her pantsuit. Okay well she’s a sixty something hear old woman that dresses her age. I know they’re not used to seeing that. As Garcelle sits there with almost her whole ass showing, in her extremely short tight dress.

I kind of lost respect for Jamie Lee though, that she still likes Kyle, after seeing the way she behaves and treats her family for the past ten years. She should be slapping Kyle upside the head.

She has used Dorit’s over reaction to her promo items, to her advantage for her charity, and has rebranded it as ‘The Chicest Children’s Charity.’

Dorit looks unsure if she should laugh, be flattered, or feel stupid. The wind chime has been renamed the Dorit- Chic Wind Chime. And credits Dorit for her genuine ass kissing, I mean “enthusiasm” and has changed her company for the better.

I really did think it was a chic wind chime and coffee mug…

Random fashion police moment: Kyle’s earrings are really really ugly.

She brags about her relationship with Jamie Lee and how unique it is. She loves to name drop JLC. I guess no other celebs are friends?? Well actually maybe it is unique. Maybe she’s right. She’s lucky JLC is so down to earth, and genuine, or she would NOT be giving this ‘D’ list so-called actress the time of day. Guaranteed.

Jamie Lee even gives a shout out to the tech and camera people on the show. When have you ever heard any of these ho’s on any Housewife franchise, actually acknowledge the camera crew? Unless you count OC last season when Heather shoved one into the wall?

And here’s A- lister gazillionaire Jamie Lee Curtis, born into a show biz family, been in show biz all of her life, giving credit to the behind the scenes people.

The others mumble “that’s right.” Clapping, as if they ever even thought about acknowledging them. Doubt if any of them ever even spoke to a camera guy, or girl. One thing IS for sure, these people probably have a fucking field day making fun of them.

Okay so we’re going for it right away, the bullying harassing and racist Instagram attacks on Garcelle’s poor son Jax, who has nothing to do with the show, other than having the pleasure of a blacked out Erika Fraudi telling him to “get the fuck outta here” as she was trying to make a ‘joke.’

Garcelle starts to tell the story how it the attacks started during his first week of high school. Camera goes to Rinna who is blinking incessantly. Hmmmm so many body language type queues here making it increasingly obvious she (and Erika) were behind hiring the bots to harass him, in an effort to get Garcelle off of the show. They ARE threatened by her honestly, since she doesn’t conform to the robotic worshiping of the fake foursome, that they think the show requires. Garcelle shares that she has an investigation underway to track down who hired the ‘bots’ to send harassing messages to her child.

Rinna and Erika look guilty AF.

SHIT I HOPE SHE’S BLUFFING
Not paying those pesky “v” words a dime, but I can pay people to harass Garcelle’s kid.

Andy gets on a soapbox about ‘loving to hate’ the cast, but “it’s in the spirit of entertainment. It’s a TV show and there’s no room for this kind of hate and Bravo unequivocally condemns it.”

To that I would say, Andy, then stop supporting this Bitchy High School Girl type behavior, and making these grown ass (supposedly) women feel like they have to start strife, and scream at one another, sling below the belt insults, over a fake disagreement, in order to stay relevant, and get ‘camera time’ so they can stay on the show.

Home invasion is the first real subject. Why not save this for the last five minutes of part 3 or 4?? We’re over this, and the majority of viewers think SOMETHING is sketchy and ‘off’ with this robbery. I think it was PK’s bookies coming to collect on his mountain of gambling debt. I also think they thought Dorit and the kids were not home.

She tells us that she “showed them where everything was?” Does that sound weird? So she got out of bed, for these gun yielding thugs, who just threatened to cold blood murder her, and gave them a tour of her closet and jewelry box? And then they left her cell at the gate to reward her for her hospitality?

Guys, COME ON!

Kyle does her fake rich people laugh when Dorit points out she’s not going to repurchase things that are soooooo last season. How dreadfullllllll!!!

The best part is when Andy is trying to hide his yawn, as she drones on and on and on about “not having the desire to go on …” and blah blah whatever. (He did bring it up, and even first thing, before he was exhausted) Poor guy really does try so hard to stifle it.

Oh MY GOD, not the ‘taking it one day at at time’ thing again….

4She can’t tell, this is where she starts to lose people? He should’ve been prepared with a Red Bull. I mean we have heard all of this verbatim in the first ten fucking episodes.

She needs to just stick with, “it was terrifying, Thank God my kids and I are okay and moving forward, I’ll make sure the alarm is set!” (Tell your husband to keep his ass out of the casinos maybe??)

Try to avoid this scripted, robotic droning about her mental condition, and the difficulty of every fucking day since the ‘robbery.’ Especially when her story has so many red flags of being lies or embellished. I have seen copies of the police report on Twitter, and there really was no gun. Why would they have a gun? They didn’t think anyone was even home.

So Andy does seem to feel genuinely bad for yawning at her story, because he did the SAME thing last year as she was droning about how she’s “long winded.” Ironically.

Guess that gallon coffee didn’t help when it comes to Dorit

I’m speaking for myself, here but hopefully others too, but this is why I watch! For these actual funny and authentic moments. Not the fake fighting and purposeful causing of an argument or humiliation of another. I mean if these women they have chosen, are not interesting enough to have things to talk about, and be able to film scenes where they’re actually DOING SOMETHING, that this is what they have to resort to, isn’t it time to do an overhaul?? Do they really think we wouldn’t still watch if Kyle, Rinna and Erika were NOT on?? That’s ridiculous, of course we still would.

Andy ‘encourages’ her to continue, and I really think he was hoping she would make a joke and say “never mind, Andy if you’re so bored, I think I covered everything!! ”

She really is going to finish talking…

She couldn’t even take the fucking hint that she’s not only boring Andy, but boring the viewers as well. She literally picks right up with “I’m taking it day by day, some days are great, some days are bad”as Andy looks down like he’s thinking “Jesus Christ she really IS going to pick up where she left off, I was just being polite.”

As I was saying, it’s hard to pretend every day that I was traumatized, but I’m doing my best

You know how, when you casually ask someone how they are, you’re not looking for their life story from birth until today, you’re just being polite.

We know she’s claiming to have “bad days” and thinks she has PTSD, because that sounds cool. We know.

Kyle says, the thieves who robbed her, reached out to her sister-in-law, to see if she wants her shit back??

WHAT?? In what form did they ‘reach out’ Text? Mail? Email? Smoke signals?? So Kyle, sends them money and under this ‘promise’ to return her shit. Where was Mario in all of this? Surely he’s smarter. He has to be. A dish rag is smarter than Kyle.

My robbers are almost as polite as Dorit’s, they say they’ll return everything for only 10G!

Erika looks disgusted and chimes in “why would you send a criminal money??” Okay Erika, pipe down. Sit this one out.

And did she get her stuff back? Let’s see –NO ! Because why? They had NO intention of returning it. What did she think, they were gonna meet up a the corner coffee shop with all of her purses and jewelry lovingly wrapped in tissue paper?

Isn’t that crazy??” she says. Kyle yes – it is. What’s crazier is you were stupid enough to fall for it, instead of contacting the police to see if they could trace where the communication came from. Like a normal fucking person would. They even sent you pictures!

And how did she send the money?? Their identity could probably have been traced through that.

IF she was smart enough to contact the police. My. God. What a fucktard. Money can’t buy you brains! Well anyway, AFTER she sent them money, they decided that the ‘felt like’ she were calling the police, so they backed out of the deal.

Andy cuts that shit off before she embarrases herself further.

That ugly sword she has in her ear falls out. Probably because they look like they weigh five pounds each. These women who claim to be such fashionistas, they don’t really know about fashion, based on the things the wear and try to put together.

Her earrings should be understated since her dress is so over the top with the sequins, iridescence, and weird straps with hardware over her shoulders. She doesn’t need big statement earrings.

I actually did like her dress, when I first saw it. But now it’s just giving me prom vibes. You noticed Andy didn’t ask who she was wearing?? Looks like it’s from Shein actually.

And if you thought you were bored with Dorit’s sob story, now we have Crystal’s. The first thing I want to say since she is on the hot seat now, is that I have the hardest time believing that she has ‘body dysmorphia’ when she dresses how she dresses.

She has been wearing super short dresses all season. In Mexico her crotch and ass were hanging out of her wet suit thing. I think she just hates that she’s tall, honestly. And I don’t believe she has an eating disorder. I know not everyone agrees with that. But given her other dishonest antics, I would not put it past her completely making that up.

If not liking being tall is body dysmorphia, that I guess she does have a form of it. But most women can probably rattle off numerous things they hate about their body. Too tall, too short, legs too short, butt too big, not big enough… the list goes on and on. I don’t think she’s much different than most women. She’s just choosing to make it this huge special issue because it’s Crystal.

She’s not even freakishly tall. Her husband is tall so own it! It’s not like she has to do the Teresa Guidice (when she was with Joe) or Melissa Gorga slouch constantly for pictures. And she’s gorgeous !

We go way back to the beginning of season, that if you’re like me feels like a year ago, when Crystal was still on the ‘violated’ thing from LAST season.

We can all agree that was embellished. Housewives embellish. She was pissed that Sutton didn’t knock first, and she was naked, because she was changing.

Sutton should have knocked, and waited for her to say something, or came to the door. I think I too, if I was completely naked, might have been annoyed at that. But annoyed. Just annoyed. It certainly wasn’t ‘story line’ material. It certainly wasn’t traumatic for her.

On to her ED, which I don’t think is real either. And if I’m right, it sucks she would use this, when people in real life do struggle with eating disorders. Jackie on Jersey, definitely has/had true eating disorder and body image issues due to being overweight previously.

Rob even seemed confused in the scenes where she’s discussing it with him.

Not liking being tall does not an eating disorder make. I can see that falling into the ‘body dysmorphia’ thing. So it’s not about her weight or feeling fat, it’s about being 5’10.” I wonder if she ever considered getting into modeling? She’s stunning and seems to be photogenic.

They play the clip of stupid ass Erika with just ZERO skills of empathizing and encouraging, tells her she would rather take a lax and a shit, over puking. Okay Erika, we already equate you with a steaming pile of shit, so we didn’t need that mental picture.

Andy asks her why share her story on social media. Kyle is giving her side the side eye. I don’t think Kyle believes her either, but doesn’t want to say that. Of course, we know, sharing a sob story on social media gives you attention and pity. Duh.

Hmmmmm, I had a fake eating disorder too, and this just isn’t adding up

Kyle looks like can’t wait to get in there with her attacks. Some say she resents Crystal for having replaced Teddi. If Kyle had a brain she would see Crystal got accepted for the show because they probably wanted an Asian represented. It seems to be a Bravo thing now. Tiffany on Dallas, Alex on Summer House, Jennie on Salt Lake, and there’s an Asian chick on Winter House. I forget her name, I had it on Thursday night, but wasn’t really watching, not being disrespectful. I don’t really plan on watching that. It’s just a little too ridiculous.

And I was thinking, oh here’s the token Asian, complaining about being Asian, instead of just embracing it. I know they’re considered a minority, but there are a lot of Asians in the United States. I’m not sure what the big huge deal is. I don’t think anyone thinks “oh my God an Asian!” if meeting someone of Asian descent. Do I notice it? Of course, just like you would notice anyone’s appearance.

So if Kyle resents Crystal, then she should take it up with Andy. Is Crystal dramatic and likes to embellish and use strange words that sound more fun? Yes – she does. Not because she’s Asian, not because she’s 39, just because she’s Crystal. I think she was afraid as being viewed as ‘boring.’ Teddi got that label and look what happened to her.

Kyle gets asked about the miscarriage argument verses the eating disorder comparison, when she told Crystal she has struggled with one also. She blames alcohol, and sort of blows it off. She doesn’t apologize to Suton, she just says she “said it wrong.”

I think she did apologize on the show though. For appearance and damage control purposes, not because she was sorry.

Erika gets questioned on the shitting encouragement. It’s funny how she says she “thought she was empathizing” and what did I just say? She has no clue how to do that. She did not know that was not okay to say. Maybe they should have considered not airing it, because there could be women who never heard of doing that, actually trying that to lose weight. Yes, it’s very bad and unhealthy.

Andy reminds of the chicken tender “you can’t have that!” commentary. Erika sort of admits she shouldn’t have said that. Doesn’t say she’s sorry to Crystal, just that she shouldn’t have said that. To me that was much worse than telling her that she takes or would take a laxative instead of puking it up.

Because we know Crystal is most likely NOT going to do that. But that was humiliating and really stupid to yell at someone not to eat, after they share with you that they have an eating disorder. Whether it’s real or not.

Erika defends herself by saying “it was a little bit later.” Erika is so comical, and not really in a good way. What kind of defense is that, and why on earth does is that relevant? It could have been a month later, and it was still a stupid fucking thing to say. Sounds similar to her defense with telling Jax to “get the fuck outta here.” When she said it was okay, because ‘he’s 16’ which he wasn’t, he was 14 at the time. It’s not important whether or not he’s heard the word ‘fuck’ before. That’s not the fucking point. It doesn’t matter if he’s 35, 46 or 96 ! You don’t say that to someone’s own fucking child at their own fucking party!

Does she tell Crystal she’s sorry about it? No she does not, but she does manage “yeah I did it.” (we know – there were these pesky camera guys walking around) “it was the wrong thing to do.” She literally cannot bring herself to turn her head to Crystal, and say “I’m sorry I said that, it’s my dry ass sense of humor, and piss poor attempt at comedic timing.”

Okay, so we’re still on this. She’s asked if she’s pissed that Dorit shared with the group that she pukes every day. And of course she IS pissed, even though she said it while cameras were rolling… which makes no sense. She tells Dorit, “it was not okay.” At least she didn’t say ‘problematic.’

I guess this batch of slow learners we call ‘Housewives’ are still not aware that when they share info with one housewife, or two or three or whatever, that piece of info is fair game to be repeated, on camera to the others.

Dorit points out she was talking about it to a table of people. So of course her credibility here is shot in the ass, and this little sobbing scene over it, comes off as ridick and attention whorish.

But to her credit, Dorit does apologize. Erika was unable to do this. And I would say what Erika said was a lot worse, than repeating a piece of info that she had already shared with a group.

I apologize for repeating a story you told to three people, while being filmed….

I guess we’re getting all of Crystal’s strange personality issues out of the way in one fell swoop. That’s probably better I guess, get it over with. Of course we have three more segments of this, so who knows.

Now we’re moving into the infamous ‘darkness.’ She says that she is “giving context to the experience.” Okay that’s a long way around of admitting she needs to back peddle, and change up her story.

She offers the excuse of “not knowing Sutton” at the time. Had she known her better, she wouldn’t have the same feelings about this supposed darkness. Andy points out that she brought it up a year later, when she DID know her.

They play the clip of her saying “there was a lot more said PRIOR to that, that was very dark.” (when Crystal said “are you that girl THAT says she doesn’t see color?” or the daughter in the jacuzzi story) And it appears that there really was not. Now, supposedly, it was not something specific, “it was the overall convo that made her feel a certain way.”

More side eye from Kyle who needs to lose the fucking side eye. This bitch totally set up her own fucking sister, to make herself look better, and be victimized. So same thing, but different. Kyle has two sisters that hate her, so i would say they’re about even. Fourteen stupid random fake friends and women in Beverly Hills equivalent to two ACTUAL sisters.

Different in the way she’s not throwing her fucking flesh and blood under the bus. Not to mention the sibling whose husband helped give her this bougie life. Don’t think Mario’s RE business would have been a success or even happened, without Kathy’s husband taking him in and showing him the ropes.

Crystal again is revising her story. “Did you not feel that way, that it was the general tone not something specific?” No, “very specific” the all shout. Kyle points out she said “it’s something so dark, I can’t even repeat it.” Which does imply it was a statement, not a ‘tone.’

Again they need to know – “but what is it??” She seems to forget she needs to produce some sort of offensive horrible comment made by Sutton, to maintain credibility here.

Now she has replaced the ‘something’ with ‘tone.’ Andy grills her on what she said on WWHL, where she also shared with the world Sutton said something horribly offensive. (in regards to her race, I guess I should point out, I think most of us are following that though)

At this point I think she’s better off ‘owning it.’ Owning she made huge to do, over her race, ‘body dysmorphia’ her ‘eating disorder’ because she’s a bored ACTUAL housewife, who married this old for money, isn’t very bright, and had nothing else to talk about.

She might get replaced with another Asian next year, but at least she won’t have to keep trying to explain and justify lies. Kyle tells her this is the complete opposite of what she had been saying during filming.

Garcelle remains quiet but looks like she wants to stab her with one of Kyle’s earrings, for doing this to Sutton all first half of the season, over nothing.

She does chime in when Crystal says something about “her experience.” Does she think she’splaying Scrabble??

She’s now getting all creative, and using different verbiage, and terminology. “Experience, tone, her truth …” Garcelle reminds her that her she said there was ‘something’ said that was very dark – not a tone, not an experience. “That’s how I felt”

Andy looks confused. It’s just all confusing, and going on way too long. I feel like she’s learned her lesson.

Garcelle and Kyle agree “you wanted us to believe she said something racist.”

Andy wants to know if she really found the comment about Sutton’s daughter’s friends of all different races, and appreciating the diversity, being all in the jacuzzi, not caring who was what, being offensive (apparently this is the ‘dark’ convo being referred to)

She confirms found it a very offensive conversation and, “you guys don’t have to.” They flash that scene, and you can kind of see how her wheels are turning, on her face, as Sutton was mindlessly telling it, as if she thinks this is convincing Crystal she embraces all races and ethnicitites. Crystal is abbsolutely scowling at her. But then again, that was basically her face the whole season, whenever Sutton was present.

Your daughter having friends that are all different, is very dark and offensive to me. (and I’m constipated)

Keep in mind, that scene, I think, takes place when she’s already pissed at her for barging into her room, and then saying “she doesn’t see color.” (also not offensive)

Crystal isn’t smart enough to even use that as her excuse for blowing something completely innocent and meaningless out of proportion.

Sutton finally speaks up, and tells everyone she has moved past it so everyone needs to move past it. Big Lips/Mouth yells, as she’s pointing at Crystal (adults should not point at people, I thought we knew this)

Why make this okay?? Why is this okay, as the blue fucking parrot next to her echoes, “yeah why is this all smoothed out?” Why oh why do Erika and Rinna feel the need to repeat after each other? This needs to be ridiculed more.

Yes!! Whatever SHE said !

Guys, they even do the EXACT SAME gestures with their hands and head? Real question. Have Rinna and Erika morphed into one fucking person?? That’s pretty fucking frightening, right? What should her name be? Rinnaka??

Hadn’t it been already ‘smoothed out’ on the show? Sutton and Crystal were fine after Sutton made her admit she exaggerated and made her say that she wouldn’t do it anymore. So it’s not ‘suddenly’ okay and smoothed out, you dingalings! It’s been resolved for almost a fucking year! And it literally has NOTHING to do with these two. What do they care? At this point Crystal has been sufficiently made a fool of. Sutton was cleared of being a racist. (maybe that’s what they’re mad about) It is time to drop it now. Crystal calls it a “learning experience for the group.” Andy keeps it going by saying the learning experience seems to be “don’t accuse someone of something very specific, without backing it up.” Well he isn’t wrong. But it’s just time to let it go.

Dorit points out that it came up that Garcelle said that she felt if Sutton would have said anything she would have jumped down her throat so this exaggeration was an effort to make herself look good, justify herself, save herself, whatever.

Crystal claims that she never wanted to bring it up, and it’s one of the biggest regrets of her life. So Dorit may have a point, I hate to say.

She was desperate to have ‘a thing’ so she used race as her platform. And she got the idea, I believe, from our state of political affairs now in America, where minorities are being convinced white people are racist, and out to destroy them.

She should be able to use her own thinking, and her own head, so it’s not a good excuse. But I do think the current environment contributed to this mindset. and her desperation to use it as a talking point and pretend to be a victim.

Andy reads a viewer question to Kyle about the “dramatic millennial” comment, “and isn’t that redundant?” No one seems to have gotten that joke. No one even chuckles, when it was sort of funny. I laughed, so therefore it must have been funny. But most of these ladies are not the quickest.

Crystal and Kyle go at it, and it’s just a round robin of did she make it up, her truth, her false, her experience her this, her that… Andy should really be yawning again. I am.

There was no dark story!!” seems to shut her up. So as I said just owning it, would have been so much better for her. Do we think this is her last season? I kind of do. Unless she has something really traumatic that happens to her (such as a robbery, since that seems to be the Housewife thing now)

I think she will give the ‘friend’ offer, or fired. Filming for 2023 season should soon be starting.

Seems like we have been grilling Crystal for quite some time. Now she has to answer to the Michael Jackson controversial statement, which I believe stems from a recent Netflix series or documentary about the child abuse allegations, that portrayed the fact that he was guilty.

So this supports my belief that she latches on to whatever she’s told, whatever is popular, and doesn’t use her own thought process and research, and she supports this ‘cancel culture’ new thing. Which is not cool. It’s just not cool. Not everyone has seen or even knew of this Netflix show (me being one of them) and thought the ‘Michael Jackson sexually abusing children’ story was in the past, as in 30 years ago, and he was cleared of the allegations.

Didn’t know we had ‘canceled’ Michael Jackson. But whatever fucking netflix says, fucking goes right?

Crystal backs up Michael Jackson songs being ‘problematic’ due to these accusations. There are smirks all around. Now the subject of the infamous fourteen friends. Is it just me or has Crystal been on the hot seat for an entire half hour??

This sparks an argument between her and Kyle, when they misunderstand what she is trying to say, that they got pissed because some of the infamous fourteen, were auditioning for the show, and they were jealous that she was chosen.

She never actually uses the word ‘filming.’ She says something like doing the show, got the show, meaning got chosen, and was probably talking about it to them.

Kyle’s listening and processing info skills suck, as we know, so even after proper clarification, she says, “Okay this is very confusing.” Which makes her sound really juvenile and not like a 53 year old. “Since I’ve done the show” did not mean after filming to Crystal.

Kyle says she said ‘filming.’ She didn’t. She should have been more specific, but this is after like being made to look foolish for quite a long time, (albeit, most of it deserved) so she’s not communicating clearly. To her “after I did the show” meant, accepted the offer.

Kyle gets the last word in when she says she heard why they ditched her, and it had nothing to do with the show. She seems quite pleased with herself. I am sure she won’t have this same accusatory sarcastic bitchy energy for Rinnika, once Kathy enters the reunion.

Now Senola Dijana who claims to be sick which is a lie of course has popped on the screen. She used the old stand by covid, which is bullshit since there are clips of her getting her makeup done and no one is wearing their face diapers.

With her disturbing behavior and hiring bots to harrass a child, she didn’t have the fucking balls to sit there and discuss it in person. I thought this was her favorite fucking thing. Thought she loved confrontation so ??

Andy goes right in with all of her ‘cease and desist’ drama. She is disputing that she was a madame and her book was about call girls. “She’s proud of the book and it has done a lot of good for a lot of people…” What good, what people??

She disputes the Jeffrey Epstein rumors and says the photo of a woman that resembles her floating around from 1997, isn’t her because she was refugee in London in that year.

She literally looks like she’s reading from a teleprompter or signs. She clearly was briefed that this would be the first subject. The lip licking is a nervous tick we now know. I will have to admit I believe her on the “black content writer” misunderstanding.

She meant black (dark, if you will) content, not a black writer. I think you may have to be pretty dumb to not see this was taken out of context. And I hate this broad, I think she’s a fucking evil disturbed waste of space, so if I’m saying that, then it must be worth it to at least look at the whole conversation and see she meant ‘black content’ as in lies, or whatever specifically she was getting at.

Maybe she should have said ‘dark.’ They would have definitely understood that better. Still looks like she’s reading from a tele, so we see maybe why she’s playing sick.

She gets asked about how she gave money to the people that Tom stole from, “while Erika is fighting legally, and her hands are tied.” Oh fuck me, give me a break. Erika is too dumb to know to be offended, and realize how this totally underscores her greediness and nonchalant attitude about the people they stole from. (yes THEY, the stolen money was given to her, so she is now an accomplice and needs to pay it back.) PERIOD DOT.

Erika could totally pay these people something, while the legal process is still going on. If funds are accepted from someone not even involved, then they would be accepted from the owner of the stolen fucking funds. ???

Now Garcelle’s son, is the subject, and she admits she did think Dijana was behind the bot attacks. As most of us do, along with Rinnika.

She also sent Garcelle a threat to take her name out of the message that Jax was replying to, because she was getting ‘death threats.’ (if you remember she told Kyle and Mario, at Garcelle’s party that she kills people that piss her off) I guess she’s permitted to dole out death threats, but no one else is.

Tell you mom to leave Diana alone” (which make it you know OBVI she is behind it) Diana expected her to “pencil out her name” before he replied to it.

He is a fourteen year old kid, and not attached to his mommy at the hip 24/7. The messages were not for Garcelle, they were directed to Jax, on his Insta account, so he replied, telling the jackhole to fuck off, and Diana has the nerve to scold Garcelle for that reply since her name was used????

Dijana thinks we should have taken her name out!” Garcelle tries to explain there was no way to do that, it was already out there, and too late by the time Garcelle rec’d her threat, but it goes right over her empty, head as well as Kyle’s, as she butts in and tries to explain to Garcelle about penciling.

This woman is deranged.

Again Kyle – listen and comprehend, Garcelle can. Why cant you ?? Gacelle understands what the freak means, she’s trying to say it was impossible to do.

Garcelle turns to Kyle and “are you fucking kidding me, you want me to protect you all??”

Think it was rhetorical, her point was, do you really think I’m worried about your dumb white asses when I’m concerned for my kid reading these horrific racist offensive messages?

Kyle says “MEEE???” Yeah you agreed with the head butting hag, in the convo that you inserted yourself into, so yes, YOUUUUU!!

If she were a decent human, and not worried about the cool mean girl lunch table, she SHOULD have pointed out to the ho on the TV screen playing sick, that Garcelle probably wasn’t worried about altering the harassing message, to take take Dijana’s name out !! My God woman!!

Erika’s guilty conscience pipes up, in all her fucking throaty monotone weirdness, “you don’t need to protect me…” Because she couldn’t, I guess tell, it was a rhetorical question, and Garcelle was trying to make a point. But trying to make a point to these dumb bitches, where you have to maybe read between the lines, is impossible.

Now, she has nothing else to say, so she plays the Bosnian refugee card.

She says “cease and exist” What a dumb ass.

Garcelle is really pissed. “why are you so obsessed with me?”

Diana, full of sarcasm, “because you’re gorgeous!!”

Gacelle informs us that Dijana has been targeting her on social media almost every day. The show some of the sarcastic bitchy things that she has been saying.

Says the woman who talked about head butting non stop for the first half of the season?
You’re familiar with head butting right??

What are you saying, what are you saying?” Dummy playing dumb again??

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