Already pumped seeing the preview of Sandy telling Malia what’s what. Little kiss ass snitch looks floored and petrified that Sandy is reprimanding her — woot woot.

Looks like a ridiculous amount of drama ahead —- and falling — a lot of falling? Maybe it’s due to the many stairways?

Ok Malia –you enjoy being single.

Let’s try not to prance around the boat half-naked bragging that two guys “kissed me tonight”.

I know that was “your first charter” and that’s her excuse, but bad excuse. And then the way she was bullying the stew chick for “talking about her?” it was difficult to like her.

And try not to snitch on someone for having prescription valium for crissakes, it wasnt freaking cocaine.

Is the lead deckhand thing just to create drama, conflict and jealousy? Been wondering that. Only because that is all it ever seems to accomplish.

Katie a fresh new chief stew – Please don’t be like Kate, please don’t be like Kate, Please don’t be like Kate. I liked the bit about being positive, uplifting, and good vibey to her crew so we will see. I have high hopes that she’s not a condescending bully. Guys, with the same name I will try to not make comparisons !

This is like a LOT of fresh produce — is this even going to last before it’s able to get used ? I’m kinda thinking no.

Chef have a sore knee if you have script pain killers – flush em now !!! Got a snitch on board who is dying to score points with Sandy, at any cost.

Wait what ??? take some Aleve, Susie – Literally whaaaaatttt ?? he is seriously leaving, over a sore knee ? 4 seconds before guests arrive ? (Please say Ben is coming, please say Ben is coming !!)

So let me get this straight – he over- ordered provisions, most likely causing the knee issue, due to 810 trips up and down the steps.

What a baby — wow what a baby. I do not think his knee is that hurt. I think he just wants to go . Maybe the wedding thing freaked him out ???? or the over-ordering ?

I already love Katie. She seems so ummmmm happy and positive. Not fake happy.

Oh what ?? other charters have a sous chef ? What did I say earlier ? (on BDSY) – I don’t get why they don’t have a sous chef – so just sayin – if there was a sous chef – there would at least be someone with cooking skills on board!

Kinda like a co-pilot.

No return of the chef . I think he was just like “I’m out …” The knee may have been an excuse – but we’ll see…

The live lobsters – Did they not throw them in boiling water? Who doesn’t know that ? Did they seriously massacre them all ? Who doesn’t know to throw them in boiling water ? And do we not have internet ?

“I don’t know how to cook a lobster ?” Guys, I’m literally baffled right now at this incompetence !!

What does this sous chef know how to do? Thought sous chefs were like wannabe actual chefs and knew how to like — cook shit ?

Is this real ?

Did someone NOT taste a lobster tail at all ? To see of they’re ok?

This is not that hard . I guess you can tell I do have cooking skills and this is freaking killing me !

I would be getting them shitfaced before dinner if I were these stews, and knew a horrific dinner was coming !!

So all this sous chef literally knows how to do is make “meat” and does not look like she’s doing that very well. Is it like seasoned ?? it looks awful ?

This sous chef is clue – less

this looks like a meal from a truck stop. A bad truck stop.

Come on guys steak and lobster – without a chef, but with internet and a “sous chef” could have been done. This really is embarrasing. I can’t grasp that not ONE person on this ship has ANY basic cooking and seasoning skills ?? How do people eat ? All right ok I’ll get off my soapbox.

One final thought – Didn’t anyone’s Mom show them how to cook ???

or a class in high school even?

Not to mention – There are literally a TON of recipes online? This really is unacceptable – EVEN WITHOUT A CHEF

That “sous chef” (WTLF) did nothing & contributed nothing but horrible steak, and should have stayed on the boat she was on, chopping some onions or whatever she IS capable of.

A sous chef should be able to cook a steak well and make a fucking salad. SHAKING MY HEAD SO HARD I’M DIZZY !

Sandy you’re surprised the guests are not happy?? Literally guys –why does she look surprised ?

Did anyone taste that shit ? Did anyone even LOOK at that shit ? It looked like SHIT on a STICK. Any idiot could see that. Sandy really, was that like fake surprised face?

Normally I don’t side with the guests bitching, but this was warranted.

They should really get a partial refund.

What a sissy boy that chef is. Get rid of him!! Is Ben coming ??

What did you all think of tonight’s episode ?

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