Garcelle is buying a beach house in Ventura Beach. So cool. Well, she bought “property.” She purchased a home to be torn down and will be building. Well I would hope so, since it has this dreaded “white refrigerator!” (if you watch Atlanta, you’ll get that.)
Erika and Dorito meet for lunch. They both order the niçoise salad. Viewers on FB chat group were saying that they both pronounced it wrong. Which wouldn’t be that funny, except that Dorito pretends that she’s this “worldly” woman, and can speak several languages, and gets a basic French salad pronunciation correct. I looked it up, (because I wasn’t sure, lol ! ) and it’s nee-SWAZ.” They weren’t procouncing the ‘z’ sound.
They discuss the robbery. Snore. I’ve been reading all over the place that there was no ‘gun to the head’ in the police report. There was no gun mentioned at all in the actual police report.
Crystal discusses with Kyle how she held in this supposedly traumatic topic for the past year.
Kyle points out that in defending Garcelle, she threw Sutton under the bus. Crystal says “she’s going to be ‘clear’ about this, (Crystal? ) “I’m not repeating what she said” All righty then, that clears that up. At this point most viewers know it’s stupid and don’t really care.
How is “I don’t see color” an awful thing to say? I agree it’s a chiche thing to say, when you’re just trying to point out that you don’t judge people based on their race . But it’s far from offensive. I will confess, I’m judging Crystal right now – based on her shitty personality, not her race, ethnicity, or skin color. Also, ALSO — didn’t Kyle’s sister say that exact same thing last year when she was discussing her friendship with Michael Jackson when they were kids? Why didn’t everyone jump all over Kathy for saying that last season?
Oh, I know. Because we were all all obsessing and fawning all over Kathy Filthy Rich Hilton, like a bunch of stupid cult followers.
Also – we didn’t jump all over Dorito for last year for her completely asinine comment when race came up in reference to Garcelle, ( again – why, I don’t know – well I do know… Media and current administration- apparently we don’t think for ourselves anymore here in America – the land of the free…)
Remember she commented about how her help are black and brown people? Like, to me that’s actually sort of low-key racist. Not Sutton’s “I don’t see color.” Garcelle snarked back about Dorito’s stupid comment, (she then points out “her mom’s best friend is black”) and then it just kind of got – dropped. No one was angry, No one made it their “story line.” Garcelle didn’t have a fucking tantrum, and proceed to pout the rest of the night. Garcelle is not bringing it up in this filming cycled, ONE YEAR later. I made a meme last year because I thought that comment was so ridiculous and embarrassing for her that it needed ridiculed. Honestly when you accidentally utter something racist, that you have no awareness sounds racist, that is an ACTUAL racist. Sorry Dorito. So Crystal, honestly shut the fuck up.
Kyle tells her that it’s “dangerous (wow these totally artificial adjectives these ladies are throwing out there, that just don’t apply to the situations, is just so un fucking canny.) that she put out there this ‘dark dark’ comment, and will not spill the deets. ‘Dangerous’ Kyle??? MMMkay. Not really because we all know it’s a load of crap.
Kyle refers to it as “gas lighting.” Yeah, so NOT what gas lighting is, Kyle. Please Look up gas lighting. I know you seem to have a reading disability, but do your best. The below blurb is only one short paragraph. You will not find one part of the description, as dangling a piece of information and not elaborating on it, or spilling an exaggerated negative comment about someone. At all. Here’s just the quick blurb definition that pops up on Google. Of course it’s such a thing now, there are various long articles about it. But we know Kyle can’t read an article.
“Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation in which the abuser attempts to sow self-doubt and confusion in their victim’s mind. Typically, gaslighters are seeking to gain power and control over the other person, by distorting reality and forcing them to question their own judgment and intuition.”
Is this what Crystal is doing? No. She’s being childish actually. Not as fun to say as ‘gas lighting’ but much better description. Kyle needs to stop using terms that she doesn’t understand.
Whatever. This is frustrating and so not entertaining. I feel like I’m losing brain cells here. I might make this a quickie. I’m so over it.
Kyle shares with Diana that Farrah got engaged but she kept it on the down low at Paris’ wedding so as to not steal her thunder. So you mean they’re not like Broke and Scheana? They didn’t try to steal away at Paris’ wedding, and get married? Why the hell not ? I don’t know what in the hell Diana is wearing, but it’s awful.
Garcelle and Sutton have dinner. They discuss this Crystal made-up drama. Sutton said they had “discussed it over the summer.” Sutton is recalling this “deep dark secret” as when her daughter was a kid, and they were in the jacuzzi and there girls of various races, and how she thought that was great.
Yeah, generally kids don’t care about this shit. Well fifteen years ago they didn’t.
They do the flash and Crystal said to her, after telling this little story, “you need to go further than that, that’s not enough anymore.” Enough what? Does anyone truly understand what the freak she meant, because I don’t. Again she wants everyone white to pity her because she’s not. But isn’t that kind of racist too? Who pities Crystal ? Let’s see married well at like 20 to ‘Mr. Lion King’ lives in Beverly Hills, and hasn’t had to lift a fucking finger since. Yeah girl I feel soooooo bad for you. Let me send you a box of tissues !! or case of tissues!!
Crystal is clearly a product of this environment now and how she’s being told she’s oppressed. Whomever is not seeing that needs to educate themselves. And don’t use Google!
Lois passes away, and as much as we all hate Rinna, I think we loved Lois just as much. I think there was a mix-up was at the hospital. She could not have given birth to this weirdo.
Why do they ALWAYS have to call each other FaceTime? Always. Is this for the purpose of TV?
If it is, I’m not sure why. Holding the phone up and out like that seems so awkward.
I would never have pictured Erika having a big, sort of mixed looking dog like she has. I never really pictured her as an ‘animal’ person to be honest with you. And if she was, she would have some little yappy froo froo poodle mix. This dog seems so sweet, like the first dog I had in my adulthood. RIP Chance!! (named after that movie popular at the time – that I can’t think of the name of)
Rinna of course still goes on the Mexico trip –she wasn’t missing out on this shit just because her mom died two days ago! Are you kidding me? “Lois would want her to.” Is there going to be a service ? She didn’t even mention anything.
They arrive in Mexico. Everyone is in really extra good spirits, and being all Miss Congeniality polite. It’s the fake niceties before the real bitchiness.
They make fun of Dorito for speaking Spanish to the driver and he answers in English.
Diana, shut up! Again this repetitive bragging about the same shit. We know she doesn’t go to stores We know her staff goes to hotels prior to her arrival, to do whatever the hell, so she feels “cozy.” Got it. Can we move on? Does this woman have any substance or anything else to talk about?
Did her staff person just ask the guy at the hotel if he could make the closet taller ? Didn’t sound like she was kidding.
Poor broke ass peasant Rinna has to do all of her room prep herself.
Kyle wants to know if Erika is wearing a “long or short dress.” Think I asked my friends questions like that when I was thirteen.
Dorito needs attention about the robbery and claims to have been triggered by being on the first floor.
Rinna asks what she missed being gone for a week with Lois. It actually does seem really awkward.
So they start talking about THAT.
Sutton says that she doesn’t want “untruths to be spoken that could be dangerous.” Guess that’s the new buzz word- everyone is using it.
Crystal, who doesn’t strike me as very smart honestly, drops two big words that the others don’t understand, and very cockily says “I know these are big words.” Think she literally looked them up in her room before filming this scene. Or asked her husband.
Sutton tells Crystal that she feels she is now assassinating her character for a second time. (wish she would have stood up to Erika like this last year.)
Crystal looks very void of any emotion, or expression, and just says “she understands.”
She seems to not want any sort of elaboration or engagement and just wants the topic changed. Since, I assume, she knows there is nothing really to this commentary, that is anything close to how she is making it out to be.
Erika gets in there about Sutton trying to assassinate her character last year. Well the difference is Erika, you ARE a lying piece of shit. Sutton, while strange sometimes, is not.
Rinna says to her “it’s not good for you” to Sutton. What the hell? I’m not really sure how she meant that. Like was that a dis on Sutton or Crystal? And here’s ‘dangerous’ again. Crystal is just sitting there with a blank ass look on her face. This is getting more ridick by the minute.
Sutton tells her that she “has a pattern of making shit up about her friends.”
Crystal’s expression is kind of like, she doesn’t have anything to say in her defense.
Sutton says in her yap she knows some of her ex-friends have experienced this back-stabbing behavior. Rinna also says she has heard this in her yap, but is playing dumb about it at the table.
Crystal still continues to not have much to say. She’s literally just sulking and shaking her head. Leading me to believe there is truth to what Sutton is saying.
Kyle needs to stop with the “I’m not trying to …” phrase. She’s too old to use that phrase. It’s a phrase the younger crowd uses.
Also it’s ridiculous, because every time she uses it, YES, she is ‘tryin to…’ This is almost as bad as her “I do really try to keep the peace” or whatever fucking line of shit she said last week. How about Kyle, you stop “trying” to do anything. Just sit there, and look dressed badly. You’re good at that.
Crystal maintains in her yap, Sutton’s commentary was offensive to “people of color” Again I didn’t know we used that phrase for people of Asian descent. Italians are dark complected. Is an Italian American someone “of color?”
Crystal keeps repeating “we had a long conversation…” Okay woman we GET THAT !!!
Sutton tells the group it had to do with everyone being welcome in her home, and the jacuzzi story.
Crystal looks embarrassed. They all think it’s stupid.
So now everyone is telling her how ridiculous she is being. Crystal is an idiot. Is she offended by that?
Don’t care. This dumb bitch gets offended by everything, and uses her race as some type of weapon to make everyone feel bad for her. Over it. Feels like Summer House when Mya started this fucking shit.
