Here we go, finale time!
Picking up at the party. Amanda makes me chuckle at how she tells all of the guys in the house that she loves them, except for her husband.
I don’t think she ever loved Kyle. She looked at him as a sugar daddy/meal ticket.
We are talking their relationship to death.
Ciara and Kyle chat yet again. Ciara scolds him for his tantrum.
Ciara needs a hobby, or perhaps a guy of her own. Something to occupy her mind. She urges him to find Amanda and apologize.
Can I glaze over this? Thanks, I am.
Lindsay drags Carl into the igloo to bitch at him for dumping her on TV and not giving her any heads up, nor following up with her post-breakup.
Oh, and to piss and moan about his mom approaching her to say hello, which we all see she was exaggerating to the nth degree.
Not to beat a dead horse, but SHE felt awkward because SHE is ashamed of her shitty fucking behavior.
She refers to it in her yap as a ‘Sharon debacle that brought her trauma back to the surface…’
What is she TALKING ABOUT??
Woman that’s YOUR fucking problem, not Carl’s nor Sharon’s. You were NOT blindsided by this breakup, despite what you want to try to convince yourself of.
Viewers don’t buy it. You can say it all you want. Narcs think when they say something, that makes it true. It doesn’t. It’s your fucked up brain chemistry. Normal people know that telling lies doesn’t make them true. It’s beyond just believing your own bullshit.
Sober Carl is such a pussy.
It’s great that he’s sober OF COURSE, BUT DUDE SPEAK UP. You owe this ho nothing.
She is an abusive and impossible partner. I know that sounds a little weird since she’s the woman, but Carl talked about their arguments and her horrible drunken behavior and below-the-belt nasty icky name-calling the summer he called off the wedding.
Her baby daddy wasted no time dumping her a month after Gemma was born. She’s lucky Turner’s not an asshole and he’s private, otherwise he’d probably be spilling the deets, which I’m sure are ugly and embarrassing.
We have been watching her for TEN years. It’s a pattern of behavior that will never change. She will never acknowledge it, unless someone forces her to.
Look how she treated that poor sandwich guy too?? That poor little guy. I felt so sorry for him.
Carl knows this. He caved. He could have asked her for an apology for all the demeaning names she called him, even questioning his sobriety, which you DON’T do to an addict in recovery, unless you’re certain.
Fuck me, this crying about Sharon? ‘Rattled?’ It was awkward, but nothing more than that. What a pity-me victim act. Get over it. The woman hates you because you treated her son like crap, and she was glad he dumped you. It’s not complicated.
And the bit“not a lot of clocking is being done…” when Carl said his mom didn’t ‘clock’ their conversation as awkward. The hypocrisy. She wanted Sharon to ‘clock’ her comments and questions as offensive, when she’s yet to ‘clock’ ANY of HER despicable behavior.
Turner’s family probably hates her too, and happy he ended it, so as not do this ghetto shit in front of a child. It’s what the hell I should’ve done.
She’s such a cunty asshole. Narcissists suck the life right out of you, and enjoy every second of it. She still continues to ridicule him in her confessionals over a hug, But HE has to apologize to HER??
She even made fun of him for his fainting the night before he proposed. Okay, Lindsay maybe that’s a testament to you? If someone is that freaked out about proposing to you, maybe reevaluate at some point.
Carl’s pink and yellow snowsuit is NOT helping my gay speculations. We want him to be happy, and if finding the man of his dreams makes him happy, then that is what we want.
Lindsay clearly just wanted a bunch of fucking pity from viewers, and I hope she got NONE.
Kyle keeps trying to talk to Amanda, and she refuses to speak to him. I think she loves the groveling. She’s not innocent in all of this by any stretch, but she has the whole house on her side.
This is funny when West tells Ben to have his hokey girlfriend knock off the stupid matchmaking with him Ciara because he doesn’t want to date her.
Any idiot can see that if West WANTED to date Ciara, no outside intervention is necessary. Ciara is more than willing, and pretty sure West knows what to do. Ben should have been reading the room and telling her to knock it off.
He doesn’t like Ciara in a romantic way, and it was almost refreshing to hear him say that out loud, however this is what he needed to say TO her.
I told you he was annoyed with her following him around and acting like they’re back together.
I thought the comment of how he wanted to get with her when she followed him and Jesse into their room was disgusting. She gets treated like a sex object because she acts like one.
You don’t follow two boys into their bedroom in the middle of the night. That’s not how you get a boyfriend. That’s how you get men wanting to get with you, and never speak to you again.
I just hate how he’s laying there so smug telling Ben, again like he did in that infamous article, that he just doesn’t like her, but just wants to bone her. He’s such a creep. Keep in mind he’s seeing Amanda during this time. It’s just so effed up.
I feel almost bad that Kyle thinks he ruined the last weekend. He did have some help, in the way of Lindsay provoking him and Amanda smirking and sneering, when she knows she’s part of the issue.
Ciara with Mia’s help, gives Amanda one of those typical and tiring pep talks that she should leave Kyle and how wonderful and capable she is. Amanda does her typical and tiring thing of pitying herself and claiming she’s not good enough for anyone else.
Ciara is basically annihilating Kyle to Amanda as weirdo Sabrina encourages Kyle to approach them and ask to talk to her.
The phrase bad timing doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Amanda again not interested. Amanda – NOT fun.
Somehow it ends up that Ben, Sabrina the choker-wearing weirdo, and Ciara and West end up outside around the fire at 2am.
They didn’t show how this ended up to be the arrangement, but I’m going to go out on a limb, and guess that she was following West around literally ALL night long. He probably went outside to get away from her.
They have a supposed ‘drunken’ kiss and you kind of see by their bodies that Ciara is into it, and West not so much. I feel like she kind of trapped him.
He definitely ended it quickly and pulled away from her.
Then they’re sort of cuddling and he again looks excruciatingly uncomfortable and annoyed. How she’s not picking up on this, I do not know.
Even in the selfie they take when Jesse and Kyle get back, you can see West thinking ‘wtf am I doing?’
West was probably so glad they came out so he could escape.
Did she follow West to his room again? Do you ever see West in her room? No you do not. Why do you suppose that is?
Kyle tries to interact with Amanda. She is really milking that ‘fuck you.’ I mean she is MILKING IT. As I said last week, I wish that was the WORST that got said to me.
My ex literally called me a See You Next Tuesday one time when we were arguing at the beach as to where to eat, because he has the palate of a fucking five-year-old. Like right in front of our kids he said that. He was holding my daughter I’m pretty sure. What a fucking trailer parky waste of space on this earth.
And Amanda wants to pout all day about ‘fuck you’ being muttered under his breath? When she actually deserved to be said fuck you to, to be honest. She was acting like a dick.
And he even apologized to her. Do you think I got apologized to for being called a cun*? Yeah no.
Ciara thinks she needs to have yet ANOTHER ‘conversation’ with West because they kissed and canoodled.
Please NOT another conversation, where he tells her what she wants to hear, and means none of it.
She even stalks him from her balcony in her room when he tries to go out to the pool for a minute to get some peace before she comes down and starts stalking him with no clothes on. Why is she asking if he talked to Jesse?
She’s literally SUCH a pick me.
Breakfast sandy’s in the living room. It’s the last meal together, and everyone is feeling sad and melancholy.
Lindsay who ‘hates’ speeches, she claims, starts yammering, because we all know how much she loves to hear herself talk, and reassures us that she “has nothing ‘prepared” as she begins her monologue.
I would hope she had nothing prepared, because THAT would be weird.
She points out the new relationships that had been formed over the summer, but she’s embellishing that. The only true new actual romance is KJ and Dara.
Ben and Fan Girl Sabrina don’t count, because duuhhh, they were already together. Ben looks guilty as charged.
I can’t believe she names West and Ciara as a ‘new relationship.’
West looks like he wants to puke. That’s every girl’s dream.
Lindsay gets yet another ‘hug’ dig in when Carl says “let’s do a group hug..” Another missed opportunity for Carl. He should’ve said “Lindsay you don’t have to participate. but let’s do a group hug.”
I hope poor little Gemma never wants a hug, if her mom hates hugging so much. Even people that aren’t ‘huggers’ don’t generally HATE on hugs altogether. She’s so fucking weird.
God, I wish to HELL Carl would put her in her place. He won’t though. There’s so much he could say. Like legit ONE DAMNED sentence about Turner would shut her down.
As Bailey and Carl say good-bye, it’s clear to see he has zero interest in her whatsoever.
West and Amanda who you would think know the drill by now, that there are cameras everywhere, embrace and he seems to whisper ‘I love you’ to her (which has been picked up on social media in slo-mo.)
Ciara comes up behind them, since she’s always lurking wherever West is like a legit stalker, may or may not have clocked this, but Amanda is looking like maybe she thinks she did.
I doubt it though. She seems pretty oblivious.
I guess we’ll find out at the reunion when exactly Kyle and Ciara became suspicious.
This seems like a weird good-bye this year. You can tell it’s final. I think ‘In The City’ may be replacing Summer House. I think it is time.
Now West embraces Ciara and tells her that he loves her. This guy is a lot to endure.
Amanda and Kyle stay back to have this infamous separation chat. I don’t know what’s with her and these heavy coats when it’s clearly warm out.
No one else is wearing a fucking coat.
This dramatic conversation is the same-old same-old. I laughed out loud when Amanda said they’re in a good place right now.
Was that a joke?
THIS is a ‘good place’ to her. Also she’s acting like she was in no way in favor of the trial separation. She’s such a liar. Way to put that all on Ciara.
Since she has this new man in the house, you would think that would motivate her to put on some makeup and wash her hair.
When they do flashbacks, it occurred to me I don’t think Amanda has worn eye makeup since their wedding. And wasn’t there even some sort of ‘mascara’ joke in their vows. I feel like that’s a ‘fuck you’ to him.
Kyle has a wedding ring on. Thought he lost it.
She tells him she wants time apart, even though she just said she had nothing to do with that being said to him.
She wants space to be alone. Or with West. Either way.
They leave separately. She’s supposedly going to a hotel.
This isn’t that sad to me because this never even seems like it was a normal marriage or relationship. I think Amanda wanted another daddy, and I think Kyle got pushed into proposing to her by the house and the viewers.
