Amanda profusely apologizes to Ben and promises to talk to Sabrina about her remark that Ben loves her.
Let’s just put aside what we now know. To hear Ben carry on about how in love with this girl he is, that seemingly came out of nowhere, that he (allegedly) hasn’t seen nor spoke to for two months is kind of bizarre.
At the same time Amanda telling the universe how “this guy “wanted to fuck me in Italy” is kind of a lot.
It’s one thing to tell a friend that in private, that but to announce it to the world is rather arrogant and disturbing, when you’re married.
I don’t think this is all in her head. He’s been acting into her from what we’ve seen. To be so irate and offended is insane. She sounds insane.
I like how he points out about Sabrina “that’s who I wanna be with.” Who is he trying to convince of that?
Amanda was so lippy in her yap, but sat there and let this dude railroad her. Whatever.
Then he tells her he’s been complimenting her to make her feel good since the summer has been ‘tricky.’
It’s almost as if this guy believes his own BS. But guys usually do.
I’m going to have a Fashion Police quick moment. If they were going home to change after the golfing, please explain to me why Bailey wore that ridiculous black ball gown?
Then there’s Ciara running around half-naked as usual, but pissed when the guys objectify her.
Listening to Kyle excitedly talk about couples therapy is so sad.
Like why did Amanda even agree to that if she was having a whole damned affair with his friend?
I guess it sounds like I have no life, but I am having fun watching Amanda’s and West’s facial expressions and glance exchanges in certain scenes.
Jesse is wearing West’s pants, which is a whole other conversation. I didn’t think dudes shared clothes but whatever, most of these Bravo guys seem a little confused, if you get my drift. Jesse pulls a condom of of the pocket.
Amanda definitely has a look. Not sure if the condoms where used for her, or if she’s pissed he’s carrying condoms around.
Ciara making West food again is making me want to puke.
There was an earlier episode where she chased him around the house begging him to eat her buffalo dip.
What is WRONG with her?
And what in the HELL was that when they were poking their heads out of their rooms, seemingly stalking each other. That was weird. Especially now that we know he was banging Amanda.
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Is Bailey really into Carl?
If he’s interested in her, why isn’t he asking her out? I think he might be gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
They’re both recently out of abusive relationships, so that could be good, or that could be bad.
Sabrina arrives, dressed like a middle schooler getting on the bus. She greets the gang. Still seems like a little off.
Quick Fashion Police moment. Why is she wearing boots and a sweater? In August? You’re hot? No shit, I wonder why.
She comments on Ben being barefoot. Yeah it’s SUMMER. Summer is for wearing tank tops, and walking barefoot. Does she live in Alaska or what? He should have said “and you’re wearing knee-high boots!” Was she expecting snow? I think you can sometimes pull off boots in the summer, but this ain’t it.
You know all of the girls there are thinking the same thing.
She seems surprised everyone is outside.
She clearly has an agenda to kiss Ciara’s ass. I’m sure she watches, because she come off really fan girl.
Why does she keep telling the guys “I’ve heard SO MUCH about you!!” It comes off so suck-up, and it’s just ‘SO MUCH.’ She needs to chill the hell out.
Ciara brags about how quickly she made friends with this girl, since she’s usually standoffish with new chicks, but that’s of course because Sabrina couldn’t be any further up her ass.
Finally someone says it: Do you want to change into a bathing suit? I mean, school doesn’t start for three more weeks.
Amanda takes this opportunity to follow her into the house to do her apology thing.
Sabrina comments on the way into the house that she didn’t kow it was going to be hot.
Another quick fashion police moment because I just can’t help it. Why can’t Amanda throw on a shirt, or a cover up or something? So yes sue me, I’m complaining Sabrina is overdressed for the weather, and Amanda is under dressed for having a serious conversation with someone she barely knows
Whatever.
Amanda grovels and apologizes. Sabrina seems to happily accept, not dwell on it, and move on.
Carl confides in Bailey about how he struggles to be honest with Kyle when he’s pissed off at him or whatever.
He needs to grow a pair. I’ve been saying that. Also put Lindsay in her place while he’s at it, with a quick jab that delivers, and shuts her dumb ass down. Tell Kyle he’s a shitty friend.
Honestly I never realized Carl was so intimidated by Kyle. Five foot tall Kyle??
Thank you camera man for showing us Ciara’s entire ass on the screen as she gets up to sit down beside Amanda, who is having a feel-sorry-for-me moment.
I know we’re supposed to be hating on Amanda right now, but I don’t thinks she’s a terrible person. She seems like she felt really bad she offended Sabrina.
I don’t think Kyle is either. He has his moments that you’re like wtf, did he seriously say that? but I truly do believe he loved Amanda, and just wanted her to like, liven up, talk to him, do other things with him once in a while, and dare I say, be fun??
Ciara gives her a pep talk and blames Kyle for her feeling insecure about herself. I get that. Kyle has said some brutal things to her. That’s not how you lift people up that are struggling.
Is Ciara kind of blowing smoke up her ass by telling her that ‘half of what Kyle does or has is because of her.’ Yes.
Also, what does he have? His DJ-ing, and a failing business. Amanda’s contribution to Loverboy is next to nothing, not to be rude. So Amanda is responsible for the fact that he has a failing business? That’s not really a flex, Ciara.
The randos start to arrive to the ‘Vega’ party.
West tells Jesse he invited 96 girls to the party and one of them is ‘hot.’ Okay West.
Normally that would be a typical dude pig thing to say and you wouldn’t bat an eye. He’s single (or so we thought.)
But the way Jesse acts in his yap over that comment, he clearly knew West was boning Amanda.
The whole Ciara/Sabrina thing is almost as weird as the Sabrina/Ben thing.
We get it Ciara, she’s gushing over you like a fan girl, and you love it. Let’s not overthink it.
I’m just finding out she’s from London, so maybe that would explain her outfit and her unawareness that it’s hot out. She doesn’t have an accent though.
On that note, ‘hot girl’ plops on West’s lap, with Ciara seated beside them. They start kissing and that gets weird. Ciara start melting down and goes inside. I wish she could just not care. She makes herself come off as so desperate and pick-me.
She goes into this whole thing in her yap about West ‘not seeing her’ in a figurative way, assuming he hadn’t seen her sitting there in a literal way, which of course he did. He just didn’t care.
Did you all catch he said “who cares” to the girl, about Ciara sitting there, then realized how douchey that sounded, and back tracked?
Listening to Ciara talk in her yaps, it exemplifies that she has no personality. She should be cracking jokes about this, attempting to be witty, not sitting there in her monotone voice looking sour and pissy. Over stupid fucking West, of all guys.
I feel like Ciara has gotten by all her life by just being pretty.
The only time she only shows any signs of life and any type of personality whatsoever, is when a dude pays attention to her, talks about her tits, and/or objectifies her.
Maybe it’s all the Prozac?
She and Amanda both always seem like they need to drink like six cups of coffee.
Now we have the bizarro scene where Amanda gets extremely jealous, because her side piece West is canoodling with this other girl. She paints it the others as ‘seeing what’s going on.’
Amanda gets in on the action and West starts caressing her hair.
Do we wonder what we would have thought of this scene if we didn’t know what we now know.
This chick seems super annoyed with Amanda being there. She suggests they go see Kyle where he’s DJ-ing that night, goes into this whole thing about ‘her husband the DJ, and the girl is like ‘yeah we’re not doing that.’ I’m assuming she was being sarcastic about him being the best DJ, but it also seemed like she wanted to point out to West she has a husband.
And then everyone’s favorite part – telling West to watch her butt when she walks away.
Then, and I missed this the first time, Sabrina also lies with them to crash his little party.
This girl has to be like what the fuck is happening here?
West passes out on the outdoor couch after everyone is kicked out.
I feel like when he’s drunk, he’s just kind of quiet and withdrawn, so you don’t really know.
Amanda clocks in, and here’s another scene we would be kind of confused about before the news broke. Why was Amanda so pissed off about this girl? She painted it as being on Ciara’s behalf, but she wouldn’t be getting that upset over Ciara’s feelings. Amanda doesn’t have that much energy.
Don’t hate me but West kind of had a point when he pointed out Ciara’s been climbing into Jesse’s bed every morning.
That of course stopped when Ciara suddenly clutched her pearls, after Jesse wanted to make a move. He thought it would be appropriate since SHE WAS GETTING INTO HIS BED.
Amanda doubles down on that being ‘rude to Ciara.’ Jesse defends herm but that’s probably because he knew about what was going on.
Kyle chimes in with how ridiculous this is. West dumped Ciara THREE YEARS AGO. They weren’t even together that long. I don’t even think they put a label on it. She needs to move on.
She also needs to stop making him food.
Amanda goes bizark and storms off.
Jesse doubles over in laughter because, I’m assuming he sees the irony of all of this.
How Amanda doesn’t really care about Ciara, she herself is jealous, and poor Kyle just confused.
Ciara still with this ‘he doesn’t see me’ schtick. Woman he sees you, he just doesn’t give a fuck.
He’s going to do the same shit to Amanda. The honeymoon already over if you’ve been paying attention to social media posts. He’s treating her like shit already.
If I were Ciara, I wouldn’t even be mad.
She goes on to complain about him not noticing her. What is wrong with this girl?? I wish she had some sort of something else going on in her life besides the two months of Summer House and these losers paying attention to her.
She needs like a hobby, or a job, or like something else. It’s just sad.
