So no first chair for Gizzy. Ya commit a felony or two, or sixteen, and ya get first seat right next to Andy.
You know damned well she could not wait to say that at the first break.
Red is the color of the day. Potomac always has a color scheme.
I recall last season the dresses being so tacky with all of them having their boobs pushed directly under their chins. This year looks better.
Ashley always insisting that Stacey is copying her, but honestly I think they just have similar taste.
Zero story lines, no depth, no nothing but mess, Ashley and Gizzy in the second seats when they really should be all the way down yonder.
I think it would have been in Wendy’s best interest to skip it, but I think she’s looking for sympathy, as well as trying to act unbothered.
Perhaps she wanted to one-up Karen who skipped the reunion last year when she had to answer to her DUI conviction. All of a sudden on reunion filming day, after forty years of an alcohol problem, she checks into rehab.
Wendy arrives last for the extra theatrics. In feathers. She looks thin. And nervous. We already know she can’t eat as she whispered to Eddie in the first five minutes. Sorry Wendy, don’t commit crimes.
Wendy answers she’s “so good” when Andy greets her as he makes his rounds. She’s not only good, she’s SO good.
She calls her time on the show ‘empowering’ with regards to how she started, and where she is now. That was a weird answer, in light of the current circumstances.
Andy goes right in. Here we go. Will there be accountability or will there be excuses?
She talked more than what I thought. I expected her to do the ‘Karen’ thing and claim she couldn’t discuss it at all.
Andy asks about their kids, so that gives her the opportunity to play the sympathy card so she goes into this whole thing about her older son, Karter who is the one that I assume, is most capable of understanding what is happening.
While I do feel bad about her kids, she needed to think of that before this shit got cooked up.
They’re definitely going to jail. From what I’ve been seeing and hearing, the evidence against them is insurmountable. I’m assuming they’re going to take a plea deal. I’m also assuming similar to Teresa and Joe, they’ll serve separately because of the kids.
She tried to ‘shield’ her son she says. Okay Wendy in THIS day and age, that’s just a stupid thing to say. You’re going to take away phones, TV’s, and computers, and lock your kids in a room??
Imagine waking up from a nap to “Baby we’re getting arrested.”
I feel like talking so much about Karter and how he assessed the situation is to use up time to avoid answering actual questions.
I don’t think viewers need explained to them that he found out what was going on via his phone. Thanks for clearing that up. We thought maybe he saw some smoke signals or something.
She’s such an idiot. This woman is a perfect example of education not equating to common sense. At all. I know some others where that’s also the case.
So they pick Karter up the next day after they spent the night in jail, and she had NO IDEA that he knew? When has a cell phone? AND he was at school all day? And she knew this was all over the internet. This shyster is clearly making this story up.
I cannot listen to this fucking lady. She’s such a fucking phony.
She knew both of the boys knew after an entire 24 hours had passed. MY GOD. They’re teenagers. She thinks viewers are idiots because she’s an idiot?
She had to ask the kid what’s wrong?
The way Kei looks at her when she said she’d always promised her kids she’d never lie to them. Ma’am what? Didn’t you lie to them when you staged a break-in, and claimed your house was burglarized?
Andy’s already over this. He’s trying hard to look sympathetic. Again dude, not doing your job. He needed to question how in the fucking fuck she would have thought the boys didn’t know at that point?
Whatever Wendy. I don’t even know why she’s only addressing the one son, as making sure he’s updated. The younger boy is only like one or two years younger??
Kei is not having ANY of this. I’m loving her expressions as she tries to joke about her wig being her ‘professor wig.’ Of all things to point out right now, she wants to flex that she’s a fucking professor? After pulling off such a sloppy-ass scam?
Andy asks about the shitty grin. The camera guy was joking around with her supposedly. Another made-up story.
And Eddie’s shitty grin? Well he was high, of course, and had been napping when he was awakened to get his snap.
I saw a post of them getting questioned after one of their court appearances, and they had the same shitty grin, so let’s just call bull shit on that.
The ladies are literally laughing out loud at this ridiculousness.
She describes her night in jail as ‘scary.’ The women are horrified she spent the night in a jail cell with ‘those’ kind of people.
Wendy somehow seems to be acting dismissive yet devastated at the same time.
She claims she refused to use the communal toilet in the cell. I doubt that’s true. A forty-ish year old woman whose given birth three times did not hold her piss for almost twenty-four hours. Another lie.
Gizelle, as I did, notices the nonchalantness of her recapping the events, and calls her out, asking if she’s actually okay.
She admits, no but is confident she WILL be okay. Gizzy asks if she’s terrified.
Old Gizzy sittin’ here doin’ Andy’s job for him. He’s tryin’ to take it easy on her, and Gizelle’s not havin’ it!!
We move on but Andy promises they’re getting back to it.
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Stacey is up. Another bitch full of shit. No wonder those two get along.
I don’t even know what to say about Stacey getting some ‘best performance’ nod from Vanity Fair? Who’d she pay off for that?
And if you’re on a reality show should you be getting an award for your ‘performance?’
If anyone should be getting that it’s Miss ‘Wendy’s got the budget.’
Andy questions the ‘performance’ bit.
I’m not following Stacey’s issue with Tia’s English accent at all. The broad IS from England, grew up there, came to America, and married an American. Who cares. Sorry Stacey, nice try but Tia doesn’t really come off as phony and performative whereas you do. Talk about projection.
And I don’t think because you are married to an American, you would lose your accent. Woman are you okay?
Your dude has a thick German accent and he’s been married to YOU??
I guess no one thought to say that.
That was SO dumb.
Andy brings up last season’s controversy when she (allegedly) paid TJ, who is clearly gay, to be her boyfriend. She still denies it. She’ll never own up to that.
She also lies about Thiemo who just didn’t want to go to dinner with the two other couples.
And to add to her fucking lies, it’s brought up how she also lied about
dating Chris Samuels. Or whatever it is they did.
After she denies being close with him to Tia, she later admits to some of the others that she was briefly seeing him.
She always looks so uncomfortable when he is brought up. What in the hell DID go on there?? It must have been bad. He needs to spill it.
Ohhhhh and last but certainly not least, she lied last year about opening an online weed business.
I thought poor Robyn got fired for lying? This is like lie #4 from this broad.
They are paid to share their lives and be AUTHENTIC.
You know what’s coming here. YES! SHE NEEDS THE BOOK!! Perhaps someone will give it to her as a CHRISTMAS GIFT. Some evil self-centered phony fake-ass ugly miserable ‘stepmother’ perhaps, who has to shoot herself up with ozempic not to look like a buffoon.
I don’t know what’s with Wendy not being annoyed about Stacey copying her cannabis thing. I guess it’s a moot point now. I can’t fathom this is still a profitable business for them at this point. I feel like she and Stacey formed one of these fake alliances where they agreed to support each other.
The site is still in existence so maybe people are still ordering. I’m assuming she does have her fans and supporters. Some people like to support criminals I guess.
Stacey expecting empathy and girl-code respect from fucking Gizelle is beyond laughable.
She gets pinned in a corner again about TJ as she continues to deny his allegations.
I’m not a mathematician or anything, but as we know TJ is gay so he wouldn’t sleep with her, however she was TRYING to get with him, which was so hard to watch, AND she was paying him. So, that kind of sounds like a hooker, or a prostitute, or a whore. Pick your fave.
Andy softball asks her how she’s planning on getting past being caught in a multitude of lies.
Her answer is to “be more direct so things aren’t misconstrued.”
Is that another way of saying to not be a fucking liar?
Something is so odd about that broad, but I guess that’s why she’s a Housewife.
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Now we’re on Angel. Poor girl. I feel bad for her. She was annoying here and there, but didn’t deserve all of that hate at the hands of nothing-to-offer-Gizz-and-Ashley.
Gizelle as a mother of three girls should feel like an asshole bullying around a woman that could be her daughter age-wise. It’s actually pretty sick.
That whole thing with the social media pics was just so unnecessary. And when you take into account that was Gizelle’s fucking entire claim to fame for the entire season, I have no words.
So she went at little nuts with the photo shopping. WHOOOOOO THE HELLLLLL CAREZZZZZZZZ.
She made herself a lot thinner, and gave herself some exotic-shaped eyes. She actually looks like a lighter skinned Ciara from Summer House in that pic they keep showing non-stop.
The asshole lips and Forest Whitaker eyes was funny. Honestly that was Angel’s best moment the entire season.
Now she gets dragged for the whole ‘eviction’ thing and the subsequent whisper down the lane and how that made everyone so happy.
I thought we already talked about the photoshopping. We really need Gizelle to explain it?? We don’t. We know. We get it.
So she innocently ‘didn’t know’ who was in that picture and inquired prior to filming, and wasn’t being shady, but when she got her answer, she decided to then be shady. Got it. That makes you so much less of a shitty person.
Gizelle elaborates with some more word vomit in an effort to not make herself seem like a bully.
She pretends like it was squashed the first morning in Nevis and Angel is the one that kept making it a thing, which is a fucking lie.
I HATE when people do shitty things to you, then use your reactions against you. What is WRONG people that do that shit? What has gone so wrong in their life? Is it because they’re so ugly and insecure? With no friends? So they ‘pick on’ people? So weird.
Wendy wants to know why she was implicated in the ‘catfish’ thing when all she did was laugh.
Wendy, shut up. YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS.
Are they really making Angel apologize for the Forest Whitaker thing?
She literally earned her check ten times over with those five fucking words.
Ashley gets ‘chin-checked’ with some viewer questions on her not being just messy this season, but NASTY. Gizelle too. Why is Gizelle not included in this question. Maybe because she’s always nasty.
Ashley made some fucking joke in October, after Wendy was arrested and we’re forced to sit here and watch Ashley groveling and begging for forgiveness when Wendy has always been a bitch to everyone.
Not to mention she got HERSELF into this situation. It IS funny. Sorry, but it is. This wasn’t like a simple innocent mistake, or a bad snap judgment decision. This was a very long drawn-out carefully (believe it or not) scheme to get free money to get themselves out of debilitating debt.
Ashley quickly points out Wendy’s attitude as a Housewife looking down on the others, and that’s what lead her making fun of her.
She’s not wrong.
Wendy tries to spin it that Ashley must be insecure as they play a clip of first season Wendy screaming “I HAVE FOUR DEGREEEEEEES!!!!”
Ashley points out she doesn’t have various aliases.
