Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 1 – Happy Eddie/Sad Wendy

The reunion opens up with a little clip of Eddie and Wendy moping around their newly renovated house reflecting on the error of their ways. Poor Wendy, has a tummy ache and can’t eat.

Wendy is moping anyway, not sure about Eddie.

If you ask me, Wendy basically admitted guilt, in her little whiny baby voice, when she said “never in my wildest dreams did I think ‘IT’ would lead us to being taken away in handcuffs.” Eddie seems amused.

I told you it was a bad idea.

‘IT’ being, staging a robbery? I wouldn’t be surprised if this clip gets used in court.

The crying and playing ‘the children!’ card. Woman you guys needed to think of your kids BEFORE you committed the crimes.

What happened to the smug little fucking smirks in their mug shots?

She knows, as does Bravo, most viewers are women and moms, so they thought we’d feel sorry for them.

Maybe she should have spent less time teaching her daughter that American flag décor is ‘bad.’

And more time figuring out a legal way of getting out of their extreme debt. Such as bankruptcy.

Wendy the flag represents this country, that you seem to love living in. I would laugh my ass off if her fake ass gets sent back to Nigeria.

I don’t care if this all sounds harsh. For five years we’ve listened to her brag about her ‘four degrees’ and how much better she is than the other ladies. And for the past two, claiming ‘Happy Eddie’ is doing so great and how ‘rich’ they are.

They have absolutely nothing at all in reality. Their debilitating debt is what lead them to stage a fake a robbery and commit insurance fraud.

I am so curious as to whose initial idea it was, and whether or not their attorneys will get them to turn on each other.

I do believe they will end up divorced. If it was Eddie’s idea, Wendy will resent him for that, and Eddie will resent Wendy for her overspending which he will say is what lead him to just drastic measures.

But I kind of wonder if it wasn’t Wendy’s idea, because Eddie doesn’t really seem that bothered, and almost like he was trying not to smile.

Perhaps he feels vindicated because it was her little scheme, and she’s the one spent all of their money. Maybe he tried to talk her out if it, and as we’ve seen he doesn’t exactly wear the pants in the household.

Maybe he’s happy he’ll finally be rid of her. Then he’ll be ‘Happy Eddie’ for reals.

I’m just speculating. So please no one ask me if ‘I have evidence’ of this. It’s called an opinion.

They recap the arrest day in October last year, and how traumatizing it was for them that the cops would have the audacity to knock on their door and arrest they after they committed a crime.

Don’t they know who she is?? Don’t they know she has four degrees??

Eddie really does seem unbothered, right? I didn’t notice that the first time I watched Sunday night. Maybe he’s trying to live up to his ‘Happy Eddie’ persona. More like pussy whipped Eddie.

The whispering is strange. Wendy usually has the biggest mouth of them all.

He seems to be enjoying Wendy’s pain to be honest.

Yeah, that’s too bad.

Wendy asks if this plight will affect their marriage.

You’re not going to divorce me are you??

Wendy tells him she’s now not the same person and she hopes it’s okay with him. What does THAT mean?

Now that makes me think it was his idea.

I wonder if we’ll ever know. Perhaps if they do split up, the one will rat out the other.

Eddie thinks God will be taking care of him.

Okay Eddie. If he’s taking care of criminals now, that’s pretty shitty of him.

Rest of recap to be continued.

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