Real Housewives of SLC Premier – 9/16/25 – These Boots Are Made for Camping

Salt Lake City has the weirdest vibe to it doesn’t it?

What was that Blair Witch Project situation going on in the beginning?

So Angie is now apparently into RVing around and has decided to undertake this with the other ladies.

Mary is already superrrrr cranky.

I can’t believe Angie is driving that monstrosity. She’s supposedly ‘tricking’ them into thinking they’re going on a bougie trip, but they’re actually camping.

Not loving Whitney’s red hair.

Meredith is still Meredithing. That weird voice, off-looking mannerisms and quirky head tilt when she’s talking.

They act shocked that Lisa isn’t attending the outing, or trip or whatever the hell.

“Angie, Whitney nor Bronwyn are getting along with Lisa right now” says Heather.

Angie is not one to pick on Brittany’s dumbness for taking the invitation literally and actually having her bathing suit on.

And did she say ‘licheral?’ I gotta listen to that again. I think she does. So as she’s making fun of Britani’s dumbness she mispronounces ‘literal.’ They’re literally both idiots.

It gets broken to the ladies they are staying in the RV, not going on a beach vacay.

SWAT/stripper team arrives. Whitney’s idea.

So I guess Whitney was in on the supposed‘ ’secret’ RV trip. If she was texting them to come to the RV.

This is already annoying.

I feel like Lisa would only be missing out on camera time if there’s some sort of salary dispute with Bravo. Or she’s dead.

They flash on Angie talking to Lisa that she has a work commitment “that’s like a big deal.”

She doesn’t want to drop names, but Ben Affleck and Blake Lively are involved.

Something tells me that she and Blake Lively would get along famously.

She’s such a dick. Bragging ‘people forget’ she lives a very full life because she likes to “keep it private.”

What the fuck is she talking about? She’s such a joke.

As she names drops and announces what she’s doing, knowing she’s being filmed.

Why is Brittany up Lisa’s ass? Guess this is another example of the infamous ‘alliances.’ Brittany claiming she and Lisa are ‘good friends?’ Please. Please. Please. Please. I am positive Lisa thinks she’s a buffoon.

Brittany asks Whitney about her ‘businesses’ getting dragged online. Whitney gets super defensive. We all knew her ‘skincare and jewelry lines’ are sketchy.

So they’re legit just going capmping. In the winter. With snow on the ground. At some ghetto campsite. Who the hell camps in the winter? In Utah?

How are they all fitting int his camper to sleep?

And seeing Bronwyn’s outfit, seems she was in on the ‘camping’ memo as well. Bravo doesn’t even try to make this bullshit believable.

Forgot how last season the girls went NUTS over Brittany recording them acting like fucktards WHILE they were being ‘recorded’ by Bravo cameras.

Anyway Brittany whips out little camcorders for everyone to play with and record the trip.

And we all know where this is going to go.

You would think they would not be this excited about these mini camcorders. Not to point out the obvious and break the fourth wall, but they’re surrounded by dudes holding cameras.

They’re all in very heavy coats, but no one is seemscold. Maybe that’s a late winter Utah thing.

I feel like Bravo instructed Lisa not to attend to make her appear elusive and more important to the show than she is.

I don’t miss her at all. I’m just saying.

So I guess I missed, or forgot about, these lawsuits going on with Lisa last year.

So that makes sense why she’s claiming her life is so fabulous. If in fact it is NOT fabulous.

So I did a quick look up and looks like money was loaned to the Barlow’s for Vida Tequila that hasn’t been paid back. Doesn’t seem to me like Vida Tequila is particularly profitable. But that wasn’t really a deep dive.

Anyone that’s a true Lisa Barlow fan should definitely run out and buy two or three bottles of the shit. Help a girl out. I never even heard of it before the show, and have only seen it in one store.

Lisa’s Bravo ‘character’ reminds me a lot of Kyle Richards on Beverly Hills. She refuses to share on the show anything that may not be going well with her life. Like when Kyle didn’t want to talk about she and Mario splitting up, and was embarrassed about disclosing her love affair with a 30 year-old girl.

Heather is playing fucking dumb for some reason as if she wasn’t also hearing this.

Angie accuses her of playing stupid, and it looks like she knows it’s true. Don’t think she was expecting to be called out, but it was funny.

I was wondering why she was acting like this, then in her yap she talks about how chummy they are now so, that explains it. Another ally.

Heather is not dumb but is not above pretending if she’s asked to. She did it with Jen Shah if you recall.

She can still defend her and admit she’s heard the stories can’t she? That seems a little more believable.

Angie compares Lisa’s situation to that of Jen Shah’s, then quickly walks it back. Maybe she means in the way that Jen also acted like everything was ‘just great.’ Even when she was 90% sure she was going to jail.

Heather brings up last season’s four million dollar necklace debacle with Bronwyn.

I really do forget about the previous seasons. I move on with my life. I wish these ladies could do the same. But I get it. This gives them more to bicker about.

When they flash on the reunion scene it’s clear she was awkwardly laughing about wearing it. Yes we all knew she was lying, but as I said, we’ve moved on.

Brownwyn tries to sugar coat not being truthful about it for various reasons that make little to no sense, when the real reason is she was trying to impress the ladies and the audience.

Since that’s kind of embarrassing to admit to, she’s going with “trying to protect herself and the jeweler…” whatever the hell that means.

Protect herself from looking like a dimwit.

It came out sounding like a lie, Bronwyn because it WAS a lie.

In her yap she does admit to being immature and her trying to appear ‘cool.’

Honestly that ridiculousness tells you what kind of person she is, and it’s not good.

You can really tell a lot about a person based on the shitty things they say and do in their every day life.

I really do feel like Lisa’s marriage and life are shitty. If you have to go so far out of your way to say (constantly) how amazing your life is, your life isn’t amazing.

Britani still wasting her time on this Osmond fucktard.

I am curious of the temp right now. I guess that’s not really the point but I just am.

So Bravo is really trying to sell us that the ladies had NO IDEA they were going winter camping, when you see the outfits that they packed.

So you’re really telling me they thought they were going on a beach vacay?

But they happen to have packed snowsuits?

Literally never saw anyone kayaking in snowsuits.

***Good thing we packed our snowmobile suits!! Just in case!***

The other group fly fishes.

Also didn’t know it was a winter activity.

Nothing looks appealing about this trip. It’s not even sunny.

I love how Britani thinks asparagus is fancy.

So creepy. They talk about how some Friday the 13^th type of shit has taken place at this campground.

Good job Angie.

Bitch can’t even pack ketchup for hot dogs, and takes her so-called friends to a campground known for girls going missing.

Whitney admits she “had a business that failed.” Would that be the skin care or the jewelry? I looked them up and both sites seem to be active.

Not sure why Justin would think this broad had any type of head for business. She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground.

He needs to get his head out of his groin.

Everyone tries to console her but really shouldn’t. She knew she didn’t know what she was doing and used Justin’s life savings.

Of course he was dumb enough to let her do it.

As they sit around the camp fire I can’t help but notice all of the very fashionable winter garb that they are wearing for a trip they supposedly had no clue they were going to be in cold weather.

Meredith and her weird head-cocking again.