Katie/Shannon convo is over with Shannon not willing to move on.
Apparently from what I was able to look up, it is considered ‘illegal’ to record someone with your phone unknowingly in California. Doesn’t seem like something that should be illegal.
Emily is smirking and eating, and so happy about this. But when is she not smirking? And eating?
How this effects her I don’t know (she’s not really that close to Shannon) other than the satisfaction of Katie being shut out and humiliated.
Matt’s still on the sidelines chowing. He doesn’t want to leave what with all of this free food and all.
Shut up Nasly Gina. I don’t believe she feels bad. If she did she would stick up for her.
I do believe that Katie is sorry. I think in the moment she thought it was funny. Shannon was acting like a spaz. She screwed up in showing it to Jackass and Alexis. Not because of the lawsuit, just because it was unkind.
Of all people to bring to this birthday-not-really-birthday-event, Tamra brings this Jo chick? Slades ex and former Housewife from Season 1, sixteen years ago?
Seems like more of a Bravo stunt. Tamra just follows orders so she can keep her paychecks coming.
Slade and Jo were before I started watching Housewives. I know she was very young. Didn’t she make an appearance last season too? She used to be Ryan’s assistant or something when he was a mortgage loan officer. Before he became a bookie or a full-time gambler/money launderer.
I doubt Gretchen is ‘threatened by Jo’ but it’s just such a cunty thing to do Tamra.
See above as to why she would do this. As if she couldn’t come to the party herself if Eddie didn’t want to come and watch her make a fool out of herself again.
A prayer really? We’re praying?
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. Tamra we know you’re long since over your religion fake hobby ten years ago. Hilarious.
Jo prays for ‘peace’ as she’s deliberately attending an event to ruffle feathers.
I mean really. You cannot make this shit up. Ya can’t!
As Tamra and her new ‘friend’ arrive, Katie is leaving. Tamra asks what is wrong. As if she doesn’t know.
Matt is muttering and tells Tamra she started it and stop pretending to care. He’s defending his wife as he should. Katie did do the recording.
I agree Tamra didn’t need to blab, but Katie also could have seen this coming and possibly gotten ahead of it.
Why does Tamra keep bitching about Katie talking to ‘bloggers?’ They ALL talk to media after airing. And why are we calling podcasts and gossip sites ‘bloggers?’
Tamra and Jo enter and this is Gretchen’s face when she sees Jo. Whatever she is doing to her face is so sad. It’s ruined. I assume it’s over botoxed and/or filled if it’s not ‘surgeries.’
I can’t fathom this looks better than a few minor wrinkles. She’s only 46. That is before the actual wrinkles start for someone who takes care of their skin. And I am sure she does. And the lips are way too much. She’s legit ruined her face and it’s sad.
Emily and Gina ridicule her.
Gina should we revisit some of your previous fashion choices, hairstyles and overall looks? I mean of all people. She’s already issued an apology for what we’re going to be seeing this season.
And Tacos hasn’t stopped stuffing her face since she walked in the door. The meltdowns she had last season because she felt it was ‘insinuated’ that Heather thought she was fat, and she’s going to sit here and attack another woman’s appearance?
Terry is stoned and makes some joke about genitalia which I didn’t get because he’s so wasted I couldn’t understand him.
Tamra cannot wait to announce she got ‘attacked’ by Katie. Later we also learn she accuses Matt of ‘yelling’ at her.
Since we’re doing ‘alliances’ like middle schoolers, Heather tries to sell how Tamra has changed (for the better) to Jenn and Gretchen.
What is this life altering occurrence that Heather keeps referring to? Teddi’s cancer?
Okay, so now are we saying that Tamra brought Jo to this event because Teddi has cancer?
Gretchen approaches Jo, and welcomes and hugs her. I guess that fell flat.
Jenn asks Tamra to schedule a talk with her.
One change I do see in Tamra is that she’s not inebriated at every event. I think that has to do with Eddie threatening her if she does that shit again he’s leaving. It was not hard to see he was over it last season. I’m sure that’s why he’s not in attendance.
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Gina claims she and Travis are uber successful at selling houses. I don’t know how prospective home buyers and sellers can deal with her Valley Girl voice honestly. Hopefully Travis does most of the talking. Actually, I’m sure he does. Gina, just sit there and look pretty.
Enough with the veneers already.
According to Tamra, Jenn is constantly saying how kind she is. I don’t recall her saying that at all.
“If someone has to tell you they’re kind, they’re not kind.” I think she stole that line off of me actually.
Let’s flip that around Tamra. If someone has to tell your they’ve changed, and they’re ‘not a bad person’ they probably have not changed and are a bad person.
I mean really. She walked right into that.
So it’s gotten back to Jenn (of course) that Tamra was yammering about how she lost weight and got into shape to be ‘just like her’ and used her old extensions from the salon she went to, and whatever the else she was saying.
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Heather is trying to unload this Beverly mansion that she was so excited to buy after they sold the OC massive hotel mansion, that they spent four years custom building, to live in for six, because it was ‘too much work’ for Heather (managing all of the employees) so they then buy an extreme fixer upper, which is also a lot of hassle. No one gets it.
Of course she summons The Joshes. I think Million Dollar Listing has been on pause.
I didn’t know the Joshes had another falling about. They’re as bad as Housewives. I do like to watch that, but not religiously.
She complains that since they were basically trying to rebuild it, the amount of time it would take to complete, their youngest would be a high school senior.
Again tell me why Heather insisted on selling the other house? All of this instability and moving around, I can’t fathom Terry enjoys it. Not sure why Heather does, but she seems to.
If she enjoys buying and selling houses so much, why doesn’t she do real estate, or at least get into flipping? It seems crazy to be uprooting her family constantly.
Even though the kids are older, I’m sure they don’t like to be moving every two years. Event with the older two in college, they still come home during breaks and summer. You would think they’d like to have an actual home.
Do they still have that condo I wonder? Remember last season they were living in this house, some condo apartment thing, and a hotel type place, all located in Beverly Hills and OC.
Heather’s so weird.
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I think it’s funny how Tamra ended back up in Eddie’s old house that she supposedly hated, after buying and selling two other houses within like a year.
She’s talking to Sophia and asks if she sees a difference in her attitude or personality since she started therapy. Poor girl put on the spot like that. She’s like “yeah I guess…” No, she doesn’t see any difference Tamra, because there is no difference. Fucking therapy doesn’t change your personality you dimwit.
This ‘omg I love my therapy so much’ schtick is reminding me a lot of the ‘I Love Jesus’ schtick.
Why does she have to have these schticks? Why can’t she be herself?
Sophia HATES when she brings up Sidney on camera, and so does Sidney for that matter, but she doesn’t care. Sophia’s jaw immediately clenches and her smile disappears when Tamra says her name. Sophia knows she’ll get a phone call as soon as it airs. That’s why she never contributes. I think last season she even told her she didn’t want to discuss Sidney. It’s almost like Tamra is stupid or something.
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Shannon, Emily and Gretchen take yoga together as Katie, Gina and Heather meet for lunch.
Heather is sneering in the presence of Katie. Or is that just her face? Probably both.
No Matt did not yell at Tamra. All he said, and he didn’t even raise his voice was “don’t come over here pretending you care.” I understand people say ‘yell’ sometimes and don’t mean it literally, but even loosely, it does not apply.
They roll the scene and he couldn’t have said it more calmly, and his voice wasn’t raised whatsoever.
Katie looks immediately fatigued, as she seems to know what’s coming if that’s what was already said, and she sat down five seconds ago.
Heather advises her to tell Matt not to get involved.
Heather shut up. As if Terry wouldn’t have done the same fucking thing.
If he had said nothing, Tamra would have been like, Matt just stood there and didn’t even defend Katie.
Shannon vows to not discuss the recording with Katie anymore.
Heather immediately drills Katie if she had met up with Kiki Monique, an ‘internet personality’ who specializes in Bravo and Housewives. And says she ‘heard’ Katie was putting out stories to hurt them. From Tamra of course.
They can’t all be ganging up on Katie like this. It’s just so bad. It’s a bad look.
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Katie complains to Matt about what’s been going on. Tamra and Jenn have this infamous meeting that we already knew how that was going to go. You cannot have an intelligent conversation with this Tamra.
Tamra is again ordering a virgin drink. She has admitted to getting intoxicated on camera for ‘liquid courage’ so she can act like even more of an asshole.
As soon as Jenn sits down “what do you wanna talk about?”
What does she wanna talk about? Is she for real? She already seems completely on the defense.
Jenn wants to know where there friendship went south. Tamra claims that it started at dinner at Katie’s house last season.
If she’s talking about the night she got hammered and was spilling dirty martini’s everywhere, it started long before that.
Tamra started poking at Jenn the second the season started. This is why ‘friends of’ are even cast.
Tamra brags she already apologized for that. Jenn lists the other shit she said and has done.
I hate to say ‘triggered’ but there’s something that really triggers Tamra about Jenn. I assume it’s jealousy. Jenn’s getting laid, she’s not. Ryan’s business dealings do seen shady but he’s into Jenn. Is Eddie into Tamra? No he is not.
They bicker about who cheated on their ex-husbands more? Tamra or Jenn? Tamra has some sort of tea about about past cheating on Jenn’s part with someone from yoga.
Is this how her therapist recommends she behave?
The hair extension story was not exactly how Tamra relayed it to Heather. Imagine that.
Now she’s mad Jenn started going to her (now bankrupt and out of business) gym that she and Eddie ran.
You would think she’d be happy and grateful for any member she could get. Obsessed with her or not.
But, no that means Jenn was totally fixated on her. So every woman that joined that gym (and I assume there weren’t that many if it went under after a few years) was obsessed with Tamra and started working out to copy her because she was in a fitness competition.
She’s so fucking warped. Love her ‘the old Tamra’ would have laid into her claim. She’s walking herself right into so much ridicule with that one.
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