The Grenada trip continues.
They show what looks like cell phone footage from their getting their party on after dinner after the Brave cameras went down.
Shots and cocktails, cutting loose, dancing and having fun together.
However they can’t sit at a dinner table and eat like normal people, and laugh and goof around.
Instead they proceed to come at each other for the pettiest, most meaningless shit they can possibly think of.
Seems a little fishy.
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Drew and Angela make fun of Brit, as I was also doing last week, at her complete over the top consoling of Shamea when the ‘nurse’ left her toddler daughter uncovered in a cold ass room.
Kelli and Shamea are supposedly close friends.
Here’s a quick hot take that no one asked for. When the seasons premier with newbies, they always go over who is supposedly already friends with whom, but I usually forget unless it’s constantly brought up. Shamea and Porsha’s friendship did stick with me, because they kept mentioning it, mainly because Porsha was treating her shitty, of course.
And since they’re all paid to be bitchy and hateful to one another, friends or not, how are you even to distinguish who is ‘close’ to whom? You can’t.
My point here is I had no clue that Kelli and Brit were supposedly close as Drew and Angela discuss Kelli not having her back at dinner, during that embarrassing failed attack attempt by stupid Porsha and Shamea.
Shamea talks to her mom about the nurse, caring for Shiloh who left her cold and uncovered with underlying health issues. I’m assuming this is A/C cold, since it’s summer in Atlanta.
I still can’t wrap my little brain around this actually occurring? Is the woman left go? Was it made up?
Her mom tells her the nurse was all wrapped up in a heating blanket yet leaves a toddler in a diaper and no blanket? Is she the one that cranked the A/C? What a fucking dumb ass. So confused.
You would think Shamea would have flown home immediately, but I’m not judging.
Cynthia, Phaedra and Porsha are hanging and Pheadra claims she has ‘tea.’
I thought the tea was pretty disappointing, but not really surprised.
It’s over fucking Kelli’s glam squad, and how Brit is allegedly ‘not allowed’ to use them for HER glam squad. My first thought? Why the hell would you want to?? She looks like a street walker 90% of the time.
They also gossip about Kelli not taking Brit’s side at dinner during that take-down attempt debacle.
So long story short, we’re wasting time talking about an argument attempt that fell so flat, that was also a waste of time.
How many more eps til the end? We gotta be close; the reunion has been filmed.
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Brit drops in on her bestie. Brit brings up the dreaded donation dispute.
Brit reminds Kelli that she asked her what’s a good amount to give? I guess Kelli didn’t inform her no less than $1,000 is the rule of thumb when you drive a rented Rolls and carry a rented Birkin.
Then they got pissed when she didn’t give what they were thinking to themselves she should give.
Brit thinks this is not really the reason she’s annoyed with her. Kelli denies that, and uses a lot of unnecessary word vomit telling her that she thinks she has “more of a purpose.” Whatever the hell that even means. I guess, don’t be cheap.
Maybe just say that.
Brit then tells her she thinks she uses her glam team as a ‘shield.’ As we were forewarned by the ‘tea’ that Phaedra spilled earlier, there’s some sort of weird tension between them about Brit using Kellie’s glam squad. Brit thinks that’s what she’s actually pissed about.
Whatever. That was weird. We’re grasping here.
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The group convenes at the pool.
Shamea and Kelli arrive twinning.
They discuss again the ‘sisterhood energy’ that went down after dinner and how they wish they could keep that going. That is not going to be happening and we all know why.
Some tourism dude that helped with the charity effort, allegedly, arrives and they fawn all over this poor guy. I guess he’s not minding. Phaedra is especially excited, and demands a hug (she’s a hugger) and lingers really really long on that hug.
There’s an anti-slavery protest happening on the island that the ladies want to participate in. It kind of surprised me all of these prima donna’s are willing to slather all of that oil all over themselves. Anything for the cause.
Phaedra, also petite but not as small as Kelli, seems weirdly obsessed with Kelli’s height. The comments never stop. She did say she has some sort of ‘little person’ fetish. This woman is so out there.
Porsha is so proud of herself for googling Jab Jab and doing her ‘research.’
Since google, etc has became a thing, I don’t think we should use the word ‘research’ anymore. Yay Porsha, you pushed a few buttons and read a few sentences.
She’s probably exhausted.
Drew and Kelli realize they have the same wedding anniversary with the men they’re currently in the process of divorcing.
They commiserate on being married to lying cheating pieces of shit. That was my spin away. Actually they were acting kind of sad. Not sure why. It’s so liberating when you don’t have to come to a miserable scowl, and walk in the door after a long day, and get told 47 things you did wrong already.
At any rate, I’m happy to see Porsha stopped abusing and harassing her good friend for money and attention. For the time being, at least anyway.
She claims in her yap that she’s “such a great friend.”
Not to beat a dead horse but when you’re a great friend you don’t have to point it out. When you’re rich you don’t have to point it out, etc etc.
While she’s ‘researching’ why doesn’t she also look up the definition of ‘friend.’
Why do the camera guys keep showing us their bare asses on the entire screen? What a bunch of pervs.
I don’t get the allure of this hat. At all. You cannot convince me that’s any type of high fashion.
So Porsha’s big verification that she’s a great friend, so she doesn’t need to keep reminding us, is that she lends Shamea this weird-ass hat for a photo shoot.
If a ‘hat’ that covers your entire face and half of your body is flattering, then I think that might not be be a compliment. Just saying.
Shamea seems appreciative of this pile of straw, and I guess that’s all that matters.
Her luggage arrives on the last night. That’s like a sick joke. She’s trying to wear Chanel boots to this thing.
Of course one of the requirements of this festival is to wear as little as possible.
I’m sure the owners of this home are excited about the black shit they got all over everything.
Kelli thinks God has spoken to her when she broke her crystal. I’m not saying he did or didn’t. I’m just reporting.
I am glad they have wrapped the trip up on a positive note. After the Bravo assignment of dragging a few of them through the mud for fun and entertainment purposes, (or attempting to) we seem to now be over it and acting semi-normal.
Kelli releases the broken crystal into the sea. Poor little thing having to hoist that rock into the ocean all by herself.
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