Ciara shut up. Just shut up.
You know, you seem like you feel really guilty.
It’s too much talking, too much explaining, too defensive. It’s too much.
Just say you shouldn’t have accepted and encouraged his aggressive flirting and you’re sorry. Also, while you’re at it, admit you’ve hooked up. It’s fucking obvious. She absolutely NEEDS to be the victim.
So hypocritical given the whole Austen saga. And even the West saga.
No, there wasn’t another girl involved in the West debacle (that we know of) but she was hurt and devastated that he would lead her on and pretend to want to pursue a relationship, but really did not.
Exactly what Jesse did to Lexi, but for some reason she finds it hilarious.
I have nothing for this woman anymore. I always thought she was lazy and boring. But now I see she’s lazy, boring and a lying piece of shit.
Kind of seems like a stoner too since she was on WWHL stoned out of her mind, and acting weird about the Jesse questions.
I have news for her. With Paige’s exit, she may be on the chopping block. The only reason she’s been around this long, is because of her unhealthy attachment to Paige, and their lazy schtick.
She and Messe WERE posting shit on social media together the day of her birthday dinner she invited them to, just to be dicks.
Can you say it’s strange she invited them? I guess. Maybe she just wanted to include everyone.
And neither one of them even have the decency to respond? But then hang out together ON THAT DAY, being sure to post pics.
And they want to drag her for being jealous and suspicious that they had a thing for each other while he was dating her and telling her he loves her??
She’s so fucking defensive, and to me seems guilty as charged.
There was no ‘low blow’ Ciara, that Lexi addressed the shit that YOU did, in podcasts, and interviews.
Like fucking Messe pointed out on the finale to Lexi, they’re on a reality show. And this is part of it. Viewers wanted to hear what she had to say Ciara so again, shut the fuck up. For some reason Lexi didn’t have to do interviews stoned like you did so…
If you don’t want called out on doing sketchy shit, don’t fucking do sketchy shit.
That goes for someone else too. They know who they are. Maybe THINK before you pick up the phone. Fucking PhD my asshole. I guess they give the out to anyone.
Ciara wanted West called out on HIS antics and hurtful actions towards her, did she not?
Maybe she didn’t do ‘press tours’ as she put it, probably because she’s too lazy, or because no one wanted to talk to her because she’s not interesting.
What does this chick want from Lexi? Blood? Her firstborn? What??
Lexi’s apologies and explanations seem heartfelt and sincere, but all Ciara can do is sit there fucking scowling and stone faced, and acting snide.
At the end of the day, Ciara did get a lot of attention and popularity from this love triangle, so I have a hard time believing she’s THAT upset. I’ve never seen her doing a commercial before now so do the math.
The way they’re treating Lexi, who was definitely manipulated by Jesse, and lied to, is horrific. She seems so disappointed in Jesse and these girls. And she should be.
He literally has manipulated all of the girls in this house, except Gabby to be honest.
Even Lindsay jumped on the Jesse bandwagon somewhat.
Ciara doesn’t even look at Lexi when she’s talking to her, as she insists she wasn’t involved in their issues, when she definitely was.
She went on a whole ass date with him when she knew they were together and Lexi would probably be pissed. She would have lost her shit if West did that the previous summer.
She doesn’t care about birthdays, she didn’t even go to Paige’s party, she brags.
I never heard anyone say, ever, “I don’t care about birthdays.” What a dumb thing to say. Is she too cheap to buy a gift? Like what’s going on there?
It’s not even the point. And she knows that. It’s understandable she didn’t want to go, but she didn’t need to go out with Messe that day and post fucking pics!!
Paige we don’t need you to chime in with “that’s true.” We all assume she wouldn’t have said that when you’re sitting within two inches of her.
Ciara barely lets Lexi talk. It’s fucking ridiculous. Who is a fan of this girl? Who? And if you are, why?
Dare I say, even seems like Andy feels bad for Lexi, as he tries to move on. And he’s not the most empathetic person on the planet. And he’s gay, so he has no time for whiney bitches.
Lexi goes on to explain how Jesse tried to pit her against the other girls (whilst he’s flirting with them AND complaining about her to them) and eluding that they didn’t like her. He looks smug and fake bewildered. He overdoes his fake confused face. Someone should tell him.
I just don’t think Lexi would be sitting here looking at him right in the eye, and telling the world he said these things if he didn’t say them. She seems confident and there are zero lying body language queues. Now Messe, another story.
His denials are so sketchy. Muttering “I didn’t say that. So false” while looking down and making no eye contact.
Paige and Ciara are smirky and smuggy as usual.
When Jesse claims he’s not some “mastermind manipulator” fucking peanut gallery Ciara, “he’s not that smart.” Ciara shut up. Like for real shut the fuck up.
He actually does not come of as a dumb ass. You, on the other hand do.
The more she sits here on her high fucking horse defending this sorry excuse for a man, the more it looks like she is into him, which is proving Lexi’s claims correct.
I think actually YOU’RE not that smart Ciara. Clearly. Otherwise you would know to keep your fucking mouth shut.
Lindsay chimes in with some word vomit salad that sounds somewhat rational, but really she too is making excuses for Jesse.
I have to point out again, as with the others, Lindsay wouldn’t have tolerated being treated like this. We know that from experience. She loses her fucking shit if she feels the least bit disrespected.
Poor Imrul gets the boot.
Why does Lexi keep apologizing and trying to talk to Ciara? It’s so excruciating to watch. Ciara is totally giving her the brush-off and it’s embarrassing and sad.
Gabby comforts her and they hold hands, which I thought was sweet of Gabby. Lexi really has no one else here.
Yes Jesse was judgy over the pregnancy announcement. We were all judgy. Jesse didn’t care that he stood there and made it quite clear, while the others tried to hide it.
The whole thing gives trashy.
She has the baby she wanted, so now she’s not a childless 40 year-old spinster. But was this the way to go about it? No.
I tried to tell everyone on the group chats that she wasn’t with Turner anymore for the past three months, but no one would believe me.
It seems like they were just casually dating when she got pregnant. That’s a recipe for disaster when you’re bipolar NPD Lindsay. Poor guy had no idea what he was even getting into, did he?
They put their romantic relationship on ‘pause.’ So long story short, she got dumped yet again.
I like Jesse’s explanation for his shock, I have to admit. “Less than a year ago she was marrying Carl and she shows up this summer pregnant to another guy.”
She absolutely has to know it looks bad. How can she not? And now, they’re broken up already. Does this lady have no self-awareness? Well no she doesn’t because that is a big part of her disorder.
Does Gabby really need to explain her shit-talking of Carl? It was literally girlfriends bitching about an ex. Who cares. Carl’s a big boy.
Poor guy. People were making fun of his teef. He seems so sad about it.
I truly have missed over the years that Lindsay and Carl were these great friends they claimed to be. All of her friends are fake friends anyway.
Carl ‘misses her friendship?’ Does he really? She is a friend to no one.
And fucking Lindsay, she’s such a twat, she can’t even reciprocate the sentiment just to be fucking nice. “I don’t know if I’m there yet.”
Ohhhkayyy Lindsay, you’ve just been dumped again for the umpteenth time, you’re like a fucking tyrant, and he was nice enough to say he misses you, but whatever. No self-awareness. No manners. At all.
I don’t think she deserves accolades for acknowledging his brother’s death. That’s what a normal human that does not have a black heart and no soul would do, so yeah, okay I guess she SHOULD get a fucking award.
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Okay, here we go, Turner time. Finally time for the admission that I knew she was putting off until she no longer could.
What’s with the faces Jesse keeps making? He’s no better than Lindsay, honestly. He’s just the male version.
You know someone whose a cancer survivor with no guarantee that it’s not returning, should probably try to lead their life in a little more of an upstanding type of way. Get my drift? Just thought I’d throw that out there.
He loves that stupid squinty eye and one eyebrow thing he seems to do, when he’s either judging or lying. I feel like he thinks he looks really cute when he does that.
Do we love her phrasing of “we put our romantic relationship on pause”?
AKA she got dumped again.
“For now, she adds. Oh okay Lindsay, as if. As IF this guy would ever want to marry you.
I feel like Carl already knew they weren’t together anymore. I knew it, so it makes sense that he would. Didn’t we all assume they wouldn’t last long?
That has to give Carl some sort of vindication and some closure. Another failed relationship under her belt. But it’s not her. It’s everyone else.
Everyone else genuinely looks surprised. Really?? They didn’t know? And they’re seriously surprised?
I would have expected Jesse to be ballsy enough, even with his one ball, (sorry it was right there) to ask ‘who broke up with whom?’
She would have lied, anyway and said it was ‘mutual’ but you can always tell when she’s lying.
Kyle does ask when they broke up, and she give a very vague “a few months ago” answer when you know full well she most likely knows exactly when it was, down to the day.
‘A few months’ can be two, or it can be four or five in Lindsay delulu land. I’m sure it was shortly after the baby’s birth in December, if not before.
Can I say something funny here?
When Gabby says “it’s hard to tell that they’re not together.”
I had to laugh at that, because the fact that he can get along with her, is all the evidence you need that they’re not in a relationship. If they were together, they would be fighting.
She loves the excuse of their public and private struggle, being the source of the issue. As if we haven’t witnessed how difficult she is to please for nine years. It wouldn’t matter if he was fine with being in the public eye.
Andy compares her post-engagement situation to Carl’s, as “bouncing back at lightening speed.” I don’t think getting pregnant to a random guy you just started seeing that you’re already no longer with when the baby is a few months old, is any type of success story.
Nonetheless, I get his point. Carl is awkward, Lindsay moved on. Not sure what happened to the lemur chick, but he dropped her pretty quickly after one date. There has to be a story there.
Lindsay has to make a drama out of Carl’s comment that she got pregnant in the bed he paid for. Was that kind of out of left field? Fine whatever. Does she deserve it? Yes. She said horrible things about him too. Who cares.
Narcissists are funny. ‘Rules for thee but not for me.’
Carl apologizes. What has Lindsay apologized for? Nothing.
Stay tuned for my second part of recap!!
