Who’s the gay guy Dorit was hitting on as they play flashes of the ladies appearing all hot and bothered.
Andy asks about Dorit and dating. Dorit NEEDS to pursue Mario.
“That’s not pizza party behavior.” Gotta love Erika’s therapist giving it to her straight. Well, sort of. There’s a lot worse she could say that would be 100% accurate.
I mean really Erika, walking around hissing and ranting and playing the victim and saying the most vile heinous shit and you wanted someone to give you a party?
No self-awareness. Also a top ten narcissist trait. And this behavior she’s displayed since ditching Tom after she blew all of his money, has made her closer to her kid? Okay. That’s sad. I guess he has no morals either if he was okay with her saying things like “the only one I care about is ME!” and “they’re not MY victims!” To each their own I guess.
Erika claims this rebrand she’s been trying to sell is more her nature than what we saw post-Tom separation and scandal.
Wow, Erika, fucking liar. This persona you’ve been selling all season is a facade. Lying. Also what NPD’s do, just as easily as they breathe. She realized viewers hated her, so she decided to course correct.
Garcelle’s face says it all during this fucking diatribe of utter bullshit. The other bitches are buying this, she’s not.
Narcissists believe their own lies. “It’s my nature to be this way…”
Okay then where is some accountability or some sort of message of remorse to Tom’s clients that afforded you that lifestyle that you continuously bragged about?
How about to prove it’s your nature to be ‘ nice’ do something like this? If you have such a big heart as you claim.
‘Bravo, please take X amount of dollars from my pay and have it deposited into a fund that can be distributed to Tom’s clients that he stole from on my behalf (handled by attorneys of course.)
This kind of reaction would back up her claims. Even if each client gets $20, at least it shows she has a fucking soul and understands what has transpired.
Don’t listen to people’s words, pay attention to their actions.
Garcelle should have spoken up. I know she was thinking all of that.
Why hasn’t she divorced him? Andy, stop.
She’s hanging onto some sort of desperate hope that he has a million or so in some offshore back account that she can her greedy mits on when he croaks. I highly doubt he does, but a girl can have hope.
Can you imagine if he still had a shit ton of money and she was getting a settlement or alimony how fast she would have divorced him? How does she not know we see this?
She’s such a fucking liar. She tries to sell us that the lights are on and no one’s home with Tom, and that’s why she refuses to divorce him, or speak with him.
I realize he’s like 85, so he might not be what he used to be, but that doesn’t automatically mean he’s senile either.
As per the usze, she makes comments sounding very much like she just wishes he would die already, and it’s a huge inconvenience to her that he’s still around.
She refers to him as ‘incompetent’ and she doesn’t know how that works in trying to pursue a divorce.
Wouldn’t that be a question for your attorney dummy? Like that hasn’t come up?
And you know how we know that’s bullshit? Because if he were incompetent or senile, he wouldn’t have been put on trial.
Erika. I can’t.
I get it he was an asshole to her, believe me I get that, we saw it on the the show. But the dude gave her a lifestyle she in a gazillion years could not have done on her own.
He went to desperate lengths (and I’m not excusing what he did, just saying) to see that she had the fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars per month at her disposal to blow as she saw fit. I think it made him feel like the big man on campus providing that to her.
And then to keep spending spending, even when he was caught in some sketchy activity a year or so before it all unraveled.
If I had to put her Kyle and Dorit in order of dumbness, not sure how I would do it. Can we call it a three-way tie?
“What difference does it make?” Erika answers as to whether or not she plans on divorcing Tom.
He’s going be dead soon. She may as well said that. That’s what she means.
For her to not recognize that’s how her rhetoric is coming across is unbelievable.
She DID benefit from being married to him, let’s be honest, in the way of possessions, lifestyle and who the hell do you think paid for all of these concerts she was holding? They sure as fuuuuck weren’t profitable. She’s literally poor man’s Madonna.
She vows to ‘visit’ him when he croaks. Girl. That’s not a ‘visit.’
Not a fucking visit when you view a dead body.
I’m flabbergasted she had the balls to say that.
I’m not taking this man’s side at all, but I kind of do feel like she should see him.
While he’s alive.
She did benefit greatly from this marriage. In the way of what is most important to her: money and material possessions.
Also she’s a fucking asshole in her own right, so she can’t really come down too hard on him for being such a prick can she?
You don’t often see two-narc couple but it does happen. I think it works when one needs the other. Like Erika needed him to support her and pay for shit.
I know of one other two-narc couple. And one needs the other because he needs a big ugly house to live in, because he thinks that makes him important. I feel like that would be so emasculating for a guy, no? Hmmm. Guess not. I guess that’s why he lets her run the show and railroad all over him. It’s pretty funny. Sad, but funny.
Erika says she’ll never get answers to the questions that she has with him.
Woman, what the fuck questions do you possibly have? What do you not comprehend about the very simple fact that you spent ALL of this man’s money including all savings, all earnings from his profession including owning a law firm and even all of the equity in the house!!
Like you bled this man dry with your pretending to be Madonna and your foolish spending!
And when that was all gone, you proceeded to spend everyone else’s.
WHAT FUCKING ANSWERS DO YOU NEED?? I just gave them to you. You’re welcome.
This woman is so fucking oblivious, unaware, and idioitc.
Why does no one ask her what questions she has for him. What she doesn’t get? Garcelle or Sutton? Anyone? Are we awake and listing to this crap?
Kathy, like Kyle’s fucking puppet, which is embarrassing for Kathy, chirping in her ear backing her up that Tom can’t verbally communicate. But he stood trial? Andy, you’re smart. That would be a point you could’ve made. So he’s afraid of her too I guess.
I was trying to keep this short and avoid rants, but I’m not doing too well already.
No Housewife franchise gets on my nerves more than OC and Beverly Hills.
These two have the absolute corner of the market on the dumbest Housewives with zero self-awareness whatsoever.
You’re not book-smart, fine, you get words mixed up, fine, I don’t judge, that can be endearing. But their stupidity is also coupled with extreme unawareness that their stupidity even exists. None of them can laugh at themselves except for Kathy, and she doesn’t count. She’s not a Housewife.
Viewer question: “now that Tom has been convicted what do you have to say?”
She ponders that.
What do we care what she has to say to that? She’s been shit-talking him for five years and putting all the blame on him.
Kyle seems interested in this answer. I can totally tell by her expressions she has zero respect for this woman. Which is impressive. Good job Kyle for once. I totally don’t get this weird alliance they have.
Her reply is gibberish and not worth repeating.
Now Andy gives her some sort of accolades for “not being charged with anything.”
Legally I don’t think she can, however she CAN be made to pay back STOLEN FUNDS THAT SHE SPENT.
It comes down to morals, not the law, because she was not involved in the theft. But she is married to him. By proxy she became involved because she spent this stolen money that did not belong to them.
Whatever, I feel like a broken record repeating this.
Garcelle could have said that. I feel like by this point she’s had made her decision to leave. What does she have to lose? Like make the bitch squirm a little bit and address something uncomfortable.
That IS what they are supposed to do. But for some reason when Sutton and Garcelle do it, it’s the end of the world as we know it.
They didn’t do it right, didn’t say it the right way, delivery was bad. Blah blah blah. They legit just pull gripes out their ass for these two.
It does not take a genius to figure out the There Stooges are jealous of Sutton and Garcelle.
Kyle is salty that Garcelle is successful making movies and production and she’s not. She sucks, she has no talent. She’s not a good actress, and her TV series she tried to produce, loosely based on her life, failed miserably.
Erika and Dorito are salty that Sutton has her big fat divorce settlement checks every month. Something those two will NEVER see, and they thought they would. That’s why they married their dudes.
I believe Erika did lose those million dollar earrings she was so proud that she still had a few seasons back. Even saying “they’re MY (goddamned) earrings and as long as they are, I will continue to wear them…”
Another Erika Jayne classic.
By the way she does have some law suits brewing now. The bankruptcy trustee is suing her, and some glam and stylist people that never got paid when she was in the beginning stages of realizing there was a lack of funds issue.
Tilly cracks me up. It’s safe to say she’s not a health food nut. Donuts, corn dogs. I can’t think of two worse things to eat.
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Moving on, Reba scared me on that Augusta trip.
That WAS really brave of Garcelle to tell her Sutton needs some acknowledgment. I couldn’t have don’t that. She’s so scary.
You can hate Sutton all day long, but what she went through with her dad killing himself inside their house, even though she was an adult when it happened, and having to endure such a cold heartless surviving parent, you have to feel for her.
Why is she groveling to these bitches and saying she needs to be a better friend? What is wrong with her. Sutton, they’re just not that into you.
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Kyle drops her rock again. What was that? The third time? You know I don’t think it’s really helping her. Does she see this as some kind of sign that she sucks?? Like the universe is pissed off at her?
Kyle you can’t say last season Mario ‘broke your trust’ which is why you wanted to separate, then less than a year later act like you didn’t say it.
Father of your kids or not, you signed up FOR THIS. Hello? That psychic predicted all of this so you had plenty of time to prepare.
No one’s telling you that you have to bash the guy and call him names.
I see she’s trying to be the bigger person, good for her, I sure wasn’t able to do that when I found out my husband had like sixteen girlfriends, but at the same time to try to ignore it all together, when you’re paid to be on a reality show, seems a little bizarre. Especially when viewers KNOW that he had a history of cheating.
To play dumb like that when Sutton brought it up is so sketchy.
I would be less annoyed if she just said ‘Bravo Bravo Bravo, I don’t want to discuss that.’
Speaking of ‘Bravo Bravo Fucking Bravo’ she sure held Denise Richards’ feet to the fire when she was hiding what was going on in her love life. Yet no one has brought that up here. Why are we afraid of Kyle again? She’s like four feet tall and dumber than a stump.
I think you’ll all survive going toe to toe with her. I promise.
Whatever. At the end of the day, I don’t really care.
The airport photo drama was silly. I guess if Kyle wasn’t such a dick I could put myself in her shoes and see how that was hurtful, but because she’s a dick, I don’t care. They’re separated. Mario is free to kiss a chick in an airport. She was kissing a chick all over LA last year.
Kyle is proud to share that she and Mario ‘talk all the time.’
I have a feeling she is the one initiating these daily convos and he’s trying to be polite. What would they have to talk about every day?
Yeah he’s definitely appeasing her.
In their scenes together it was evident he could barely stand to touch her and couldn’t wait to break free from these big bear hugs she made him give her.
File for divorce Kyle. Take your half and move on.
I know I’ve had it with her croc tears. I didn’t see any crying last season when she was sitting on Morgan’s lap, getting tats with her, and sexually feeding her at an event. Now this season it’s boo fucking hoo, why did Mario leave me? Please.
Kyle is looking increasingly uncomfortable and anxious.
To me, if she didn’t want to address Mario and Morgan, she needed to opt out of the show, and not pick up a check from Bravo.
If we’re being honest, what did Kyle even bring to the table this season? A couple excruciatingly awkward convos with Mario and texting PK. She clammed up and/or lied when asked any questions about Mario or Morgan.
I do think she can blame the show for their separation. She doesn’t want to say that because this show is her life.
Mario started getting a lot of female attention from the fame and exposure that he had a hard time ignoring, due to the show. So of course, yes it’s his fault for doing what he did with said other women, but I think the show was a huge contributing factor.
She shares that Mario seems to want to go out partying and that’s just not where she’s at. Which makes sense since she’s no longer drinking.
What was going through LVP’s mind when she announces she looked at a house across from hers? That seems a little curious. Like of all the houses, you like the one across from Lisa Vanderpump?
I think she should keep her house. I know it’s more than what she needs but as long as Mario is paying for it (I’m assuming he is) why not?
Andy wants to know why elude last year to Mario’s cheating and this year pretend it never was said.
Oh the daughters again. Okay well then don’t be on the show. What am I missing here? Yeah I’m sure it’s awkward but it was already said a year ago, so to just pretend like it was never said, I don’t get.
The daughters already know their dad was fucking around. It’s not like they’ve cut ties with him over it, so I don’t get the sudden secrecy.
Kyle is really sounding confident that she “will be moving on very soon.” So that’s interesting. That confidence sounds like there is someone in mind. I think she is getting prepared to come out as gay or bi-sexual.
I think we’re all sick of the games, and think it’s time to just say it.
Kathy starts having this weird fit of the giggles when Kyle starts addressing ‘her sexuality.’ That’s awkward. Like grow up Kathy. Jesus.
Maybe she just found it funny listening to her stutter and stammer.
She starts doing Kathy-talk in choppy half-finished sentences. Between the long pauses and filler words, we do finally learn that she MIGHT like women now.
I think.
This is the absolute most we’ve gotten out of her at this point.
She tells Kathy to shut up when she was just trying to be supportive by sharing that she told her daughters that Aunt Kyle might be a lesbian, and they were fine.
She doesn’t even want Andy commiserating with her about when he came out to his parents. She quickly corrects him that she’s not ‘coming out.’
I knew as sooon as he made that comparison she was going to flip out.
But ISN’T this what she was saying? If it’s not then what the hell WAS she saying??
I hate to use this raunchy expression, but Kyle, shit or get off the pot. Jesus. Stop the word games.
Boz looks irritated at, or bored with this convo, but she’s not angry. She might be thinking the same thing as me. Shit or get off the pot woman. This is boring.
Andy goes around asking if anything ‘surprised’ them about this season.
I’m not going to go over everyone’s answers. When he gets to Garcelle, she reflects on meeting Sutton’s mom and how much that meant to her. Sweet right?
But THEN (and I think she might have said that hoping for a return in the favor) wah wah wah, when he gets to Sutton, what does SHE say? Why does she insist on kissing the ass of two of The Three Stooges, Kyle and Dorit.
Garcelle looks at her like she was expecting some sort of acknowledgment, however she says she was surprised that she and Erika got along so well and had some really nice moments.
The smile immediately leaves Garcelle’s face. She looks livid.
Read the fucking room Sutton. Jesus. Erika is a she-devil who doesn’t care if you live or die.
And you’re going to sit here and get all googly-eyed because she was nice to you for five minutes?
Okay so here is something I heard that may or may not be the case, but word on the street is that they cut out what put her over the edge. Boz said something along the lines of, if it were her that was ‘robbed’ and Garcelle said it wasn’t real, that she would sue her for defamation.
That would make more sense if they would have aired that comment. But at the same time, she was overall irritated about the coldness she receives, then Sutton swoons all over Erika.
If you look at Garcelle’s face as they do they toast you can see she’s fake smiling.
They go to take the cast photo (which they can’t do at the start of the day for some reason) and Garcelle walks off the stage refusing to participate. Kyle close your fucking mouth.
Then there’s our good ole’ racist twat Dorit who wouldn’t yell at anyone else like this, scolds her for being unprofessional and ‘not cool.’
Okay I don’t think ‘professionalism’ is a thing in Housewives, Dorit
What the fuck does Dorit care whether or not Garcelle is in the pic?
She just wanted to yell at a beneath-her black person.
With that, she heads to her dressing room, strips out of the beaded gown that I didn’t really like, and she’s outta there.
Sutton, I mean you’re really confused as to what may have been the final straw?
She did just express that she didn’t feel a part of the group and no one was welcoming or ‘smiling at her.’ And as I said, I wish she would have put that a different way. But it’s how she felt in the moment.
And for her to be spoken to that way over sharing her thoughts about Dorit’s fake robbery, when this absolutely has been a thing since the story first came out, that things seemed a bit off.
Dorit acts like Garcelle was the first one to say it. Woman, it’s been all over! Everyone was saying it!
Thugs with guns that do home invasions don’t leave your phone at the gate!
Thugs with guns that do home invasions would take expensive jewelry (including wedding rings) not your vintage Louis Vuitton catsuit you were renting.
Kyle and Boz again ridicule her ‘smile’ comment. They’re missing the point.
Sutton knocks on her door thinking they’re still going to ‘supper.’
No Sutton, she does not want to have supper with you after your betrayal. And that’s your only concern??
Didn’t your GOOD FUCKING FRIENDS Kyle and Erika invite you to their dinner plans??? Guess not.
Looks like there have been some ‘unfollows.’
