Part 2 picks up with Jenn still insisting that Ryan was completely clueless and innocent in the gambling-money-laundering scheme.
You know that 16 mill ‘wasn’t his.’ Much like when you get busted with booze or ciggies or whatever when you’re in high school. Can’t even come up with anything original. It just wasn’t his.
Emily is still all cranked up and completely invested in this, instead of realizing she’s not getting through to this ding-dong and she never will. She needs to sit back and let things shake out. I do believe at some point, the truth will come out.
Don’t ask Katie what she thinks. She’s not much brighter than Jenn.
Tammy Sue Lou Who pleads ignorance and confusion in her comment on WWHL accusing Ryan of stealing money from the baseball player.
Okay Tammy Lou Who.
I mentioned earlier the humor in Tammy’s gloating and how proud she is of herself that ‘she was right’ about Ryan. I just think it’s funny because there was clearly something up when he’s living this bougie life with no job.
Jenn calls bullshit on Heather claiming what she and Tammy Lou are genuine BFF’s and reminds her that she referred to her as a ‘historical friend’ during on of their conversations.
Which is of course, not a true friend. She feels obligated to he her friend. Not to mention I think Bravo orders the alliances and the enemies.
Heather denies and gets the finger wagging going. Jenn wouldn’t make that up nor mistake that because that’s not a phrase she would use. And she probably had to google the meaning after Heather said it.
Jenn sort of mocks and demonstrates the way that Heather answered it and her impression is very Heather-like as Jenn even mimics her body language.
Heater claims she ‘doesn’t talk like that.’ I’m sitting here thinking, Heather you talk EXACTLY like that. Jenn fucking nailed it.
Heather is clearly lying.
In the words of Tacos: You know Heather, I would have so much more respect for you if you just admitted you said it.
She closes her eyes for a really long time as she’s explaining how she didn’t say that. Lying.
I believe Jenn. 100%.
Tamra is such an idiot. She doesn’t even know what the fuck day it is. She’s starting therapy the following day to ‘figure out where the anger comes from.’
Okay Tammy Lou Who. Good luck with that. I’m sure she’ll take a page out of Emily’s playbook and blame her mom.
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Not the Jenn eviction saga having to be revisited. And who the fuuuuuck cares about that dress?? Why wouldn’t they assume that Ryan paid for it??
Also who the fuuuuuuck cares??
I’m sure Dolce and Gabbana is loving the free advertisements.
Heather is pissed about being called out for being cunty.
“It’s gossipy” she says. Okay Heather. However you want to spin it.
Taco Belle again is soooo worried about Jenn’s life, and her child support and settlement. Not worried in the traditional concerned way, worried in an obsessive unhealthy way.
She eludes to Jenn being a liar because an attorney knows better. Not arguing with that, but does she know the dude?? No she doesn’t.
I wish Tacos would go eat some more tacos and shut up. By now she’s probably gained the rest of her weight back and I am here for it.
Her meddling questions to Jenn with her gross bitter sneer on her face are getting so unbearable.
This bitter hag AGAIN blames her mom. Jenn’s plight of depending on her ex fires her up because that’s what her mom did. This woman is for reasons no one gets, NO ONE, taking her shit childhood issues, and shitty parents, out on Jenn Pedranti.
This is the bitch that needs fucking therapy. I don’t think it’ll help her, but it will at least give her something else to do besides obsessing over others’ lives constantly.
I think she’s jealous of Jenn because her pinched-up constipated face is exactly like jealous ugly bitches used to look at me. And still do, actually.
I wish Tacos would get off of Jenn’s jock, seriously. Gina chimes in too who should shut it. She also was looking for payday from Matt when she divorced him several years ago and only recently started doing something other than Housewifing.
Tacos can also shut it since she and her dweeby useless husband live in a free mansion and get an allowance from mummy.
Gina again blame Travis’ ‘crazy ex’ for their problems, not the fact that the ex is acting ‘crazy’ because Gina traumatized her children by pushing their father down the stairs.
Taco Belle, lose the head nodding. No one asked you. That looks like you’re over compensating for the fact that there’s more to the story.
Is there a point when Tacos can share what’s going on in HER life?? Other than she likes tacos and wants to smell like one.
The broad with NO story line and shares nothing about her life all season other than screeching about her linebacker body and her mom didn’t put her on the bus 40 years ago, hasn’t shut her fucking yap since this shit started.
I thought Gina threw Travis out because she was tired of paying for him and his brats? When did it switch to it’s the crazy ex?
And shocker, Taco Belle has input here. Because Gina can’t talk about her own life her own self.
I feel like her interruption and intense corroboration of Gina’s story is coming off to me as over compensation for what Gina is hiding.
It doesn’t make any sense. The ex can still make shit up as Gina’s claiming she does, even if they’re not living together. I’m sure they’re at each other’s houses constantly??
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Break for lunch. Shannon’s dress is so unflattering. She should consider a stylist.
Eye rolls all around as Heather announces she “doesn’t eat solids.”
That pisses off Tacos. She’s ready to go inhale like ten of them and Heather’s going to sip on some tea.
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Dumb Alexis has arrived.
“The dress was tight on Emily.”
I have so many feelings about all of this that you wouldn’t expect. First off, I’m not mad at Heather saying it. Well I guess that’s not surprising given my feelings about Queen Taco.
Was it a cunty thing to say? Yes it was. Did she deserve it? Yes she did.
Dress sizes run differently so although Tacos MAY be trying to convince us she was a six, she most likely was not.
Heather was merely pointing out what I’m saying, that perhaps she wasn’t as small at that time as she thought she was. Although Heather said that after being screamed and shrieked at by Tacos over the jeans and her dress being a 12 as if that’s Heather’s fault.
Also Heather is very disciplined in her eating, clearly, and has no patience for a 45 year old woman that inhales tacos, wings and subs, then complains about her body. Irregardless of whether or not she ‘works out constantly.’
Heather is correct in pointing out how Tacos made several digs at her all season she had that coming.
Until she learns to control her unhealthy eating habits, she will never be thin.
However, the dress looked good on her. It was black so that’s helpful, but Heather was right, it hugged her curves and made her look thinner, so that’s another reason why her shrieking tantrums were so difficult to listen to. There was no fucking problem. Heather actually chose a dress for her to wear that flattered her body.
So I ranted about that, sorry. Now we’re on Katie’s daughter saying that Taco’s boys said Heather was mean.
So Taco’s nanny spoke out after this all aired sharing that that Taco’s kids ARE indeed privy to Housewife goings on and gossip because, naturally they are overhearing these conversations. I mean really, sometimes kids are visibly part of the scenes as Housewives are having their little play dates and talking about each other.
This nanny publicly commented that her kids DO engage in Housewife gossip and have mentioned Heather being ‘mean’ and her mom not liking her.
Emily’s attitude is just so can slobber up Heather’s ass, that her kids wouldn’t POSSIBLY say that is lunacy, and Katie’s daughter MUST be lying. No.
Shut IT Tacos. Katie’s daughter is not lying and would not make something up that children said. I feel like her boys are at the age, not to mention they’re little boys, where if she asked them if they said that, they would say yes.
I betcha Taco Belle Bitch did ask, and they admitted it and laughed, because they don’t give a fuck. That would make the Queen of Tacos the ACTUAL LIAR.
I absolutely cannot stomach Tacos’ loud bellowing man-like cannon mouth. I can’t. And the chubby arms flying her face around constantly? One would think she would have some toned-ass arms, as much as they’re flying around, but alas, she does not. She even had those meat hooks lypoed and they still look chunky.
But she tried.
They all claim at once they don’t talk about other Housewives in front of their kids as Andy casually asks that. Clearly if you had a brain you know they ARE talking about them in their households, and the kids are absorbing it.
“Did I run over your cat?”
Is that racist?
So Kaili, Katie’s daughter made a TikTok that the bitches her mom works with are fake and suck dick??
Is this that big of a deal?? I don’t know.
They all attack Katie that she should have reprimanded her as she keeps saying that she did, and should take it down.
You can’t delete a TikTok. I feel like Andy knows that and could have pointed it out.
Again I fail to recognize how it’s that big of a deal? Are you kidding me? The shit they say about each other and the way that THEY act in front of the cameras?
If anything, Katie’s daughter is excused because she’s twenty.
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Jesus Jugs has arrived, who is now cool with that name that Tammy Sue Who dubbed her this ten years ago as a way to ridicule her because she was supposedly so religious, but had her titties hanging out constantly.
She brags about her engagement to Jackass.
So it’s Jesus Jugs and Jackass…
She downplays her religious beliefs for some reason and even says she doesn’t like to use the word ‘religion.’
What the fuck?
Allegedly she and Heather bonded over their kids being in the LBGTQ community.
I would feel so uncomfortable that my new love and ‘man of my dreams’ was suing his ex over money. I would not only think maybe he’s desperate to be connected to her, but being that it’s about money, it’s so awkward to be a part of that when you’re starting a new relationship.
Alexis doesn’t seem to be bothered, but I don’t mean that in a good way. Like she doesn’t know she SHOULD be bothered. She’s enjoying it actually. She smirks and sneers as Shannon answers Andy as to how the law suit is going.
They’re still fighting over this ‘non-disparaging’ thing. He refused to sign a mutual non-disparaging agreement in order to get his money that he’s so fucking worried about.
She claims she didn’t ‘mean’ to bring up the Ring footage.
She’s also trying to back-pedal on the extortion style verbiage she was using by constantly ‘threatening’ to release the videos.
Shannon ridicules as I did when she said while outdoors, “there’s the door Shannon Beador.”
She clearly did practice it as she looks rather embarrassed.
She also repeats word for word one of his lines Jackass used about Shannon having a strange relationship with the truth.
I have stumbled across online blurbs that they broke up a few weeks ago, so not sure what’s going on.
So the ‘we’ text message from Alexis about this other law suit with Jim, not the current Jackass, does imply that although Alexis was not part of the actual law suit, that she was involved and supportive of it,
Why can’t she just say that and say that it was a mistake and she was following Jim’s orders?
It’s not ‘a lie’ Alexis, the text message speaks for itself. She drones and rambles as Shannon and Andy commiserate and laugh at how Shannon won the law suit.
After they point out like sixteen times until it sinks into this numbskull, now she claims “I don’t know, I don’t know…”
However two seconds ago she DID know and claimed Shannon is lying and DID defame him.
That’s a typical not very smart Housewife move.
