I do feel bad for K. Michelle’s bleeding infected wound in her ass issue, but a two-second google search vehemently advises against silicone injections in your ass by an unlicensed, untrained individual.
But I feel bad. And she is regretful.
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I’m not sure if I respect Angela for trying to flip a house again, or if I think she’s fucking nuts.
I noticed last year, when she was in these houses that made it appear she didn’t know what the hell she was doing. For one thing, I think she was buying homes that were too pricey. For flipping, you should stick with lower or average priced homes. She also wasn’t even cleaning them up and staging them to sell them. I feel like that’s flipping 101.
Also when you’re a rookie, you should definitely buy one at a time.
At any rate, she’s at it again, but is only doing one, and it’s a smaller modest house. Fucking Duh. She should have asked me first.
I’m not a Realtor, nor flipped a house, but it’s common sense.
Why is Drew trying to pretend she’s not dating this ‘Black’ dude? What the hell is the big deal? Just say you’re banging him. We don’t care.
Her having to Google the definition of a ‘date’ – I have no words.
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Porsha and Cynthia Phaedra K, Michelle meet for pedi’s. I love Cynthia. She’s so cool.
The ladies are wanting the tea on why KM was in the hospital. I’m sure she’s not excited to share what happened.
She keeps saying she was ‘wet’ when she stood up, and that’s not really explaining if it was some type of womanly fluid, or blood. Most people don’t say ‘wet’ when referring to blood, they say bleeding.
So, is Porsha dumb? Yes. But to ask if she had a miscarriage isn’t a stupid question when KM wasn’t being specific as to where it was coming out of, and what it was.
That turns into a whole thing later.
Because she’s being so vague, one of the other ladies, asks what color was it?? “Red” she says. I guess this woman isn’t familiar with the word ‘blood’ or ‘bleeding.’
Whatever – I guess it’s not that important. KM thinks Porsha is playing dumb, and knew it was her butt implant incision.
You can’t really tell with Porsha if she’s playing dumb or not – for obvious reasons.
She’s still mad Kelli called her ‘whorsha’ after she thought they’d made up.
Cynthia doesn’t know what they’re referring to when they say ‘hot pocket’ when the context that they were using it in, made it pretty obvious.
I like Cynthia but she suffers from the same disorder as Porsha and Drew I fear.
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So Shamea is going where many Housewives have gone before, starting a business when they’re not business people at all, and choosing a product they know little to nothing about.
DRINKING alcohol is one thing, but manufacturing, bottling and marketing it something very different. Which they forget.
Hers of choice is rum. Peach rum to be exact. The husband is skeptical.
As usual there’s a ‘team’ of people, and the actual Housewife who claims the product, doesn’t seem to do much at all. So I don’t know. What do you have to pay or who do you have to blow, to have your ‘own product’ but have everyone else do the work?
Gerald the husband is skeptical. He cracks me up. He’s a man of few words, and that is fine with me.
The House Husbands that talk incessantly are usually extra annoying douche bags, and they never say anything worthwhile anyway.
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Pinky visits an attorney to discuss filing bankruptcy due to her business woes. I guess there are a lot of looming law suits. Her husband has no knowledge of this, supposedly so that’s probably going to be a whole thing, I’m sure.
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Cynthia meets up with KM and Pinky. KM wastes no time calling Porsha dumb for mistaking her bleeding ass wound from silicone, for a miscarriage, when she had previously spoken to Porsha about it.
Furthermore, the miscarriage mistake particularly stung because she’s trying to get pregnant.
Phaedra gets accused of being too giggly and eating the dead, and accusing Pinky of eating meat.
Can’t make this shit up.
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Drew has dinner with the guy that she’s totally NOT dating. Since when do Housewives have to defend dating while they’re ‘going through a divorce.’ She keeps saying that and it’s bizarre. They date while they’re in their marriage for fucks sake. Ask my ex-husband and is ugly wife. They know ALL about dating others while married.
And how much longer is she going to be ‘going through a divorce?’ When will the divorce actually happen?
It’s worse than Dorit and PK. Get divorced already! Or are you worried you won’t have a story line then?
This whole Ralph living in the basement is lunacy. I just saw something that he makes like 70 grand/month. Pretty sure he could purchase or rent a nearby residence.
She’s not dating this guy but he’s bringing her flowers and rubbing her leg. And she still keeps referring to him as her ‘friend.’
Drew is so weird. She thinks we’re all dumb because she’s dumb.
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Angela who followed my advice don’t forget, shows her daughter her new flipping attempt purchase. As I said, she went with more of a flipping type of house.
Her daughter reminds me of Ciara on Summer House. Hopefully she whines less.
She closes on the house on the following Monday. A closing for closure.
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Shamea has a virtual meeting with her rum people.
She wants a mold of her ass on the bottle. This attorney guy she has helping her, is looking at her like she’s nuts.
So nothing got thought through. She wants it made in Grenada, but peach flavored, and they don’t grow peaches in Grenada.
Attorney shoots down peaches being imported in from the States because it would be too costly.
This attorney hates her, thinks she’s a ding dong, and wishes she would have done a little homework prior to this meeting.
She’s learning from the Grenada people in the meeting, that each bottle will cost her $30 to make, and she hadn’t really thought of what that cost might be. That’s pretty important, but she didn’t think of it.
It’s safe to assume this is never going to happen. Or if it does it’s going to be a disaster.
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Pinky and her husband have a date. I’m still trying to figure him out. I’m not getting concerning vibes like I have from other House Husbands, and I’m usually right.
That chick from last season – the insurance chick that Kenya got into the huge tiff with that was not invited back, I think she’s already separated. That guy was creepy. I can’t remember her name. His was Mike I think.
Pinky doesn’t tell him about the bankruptcy.
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KM meets with Porsha to bitch at her about the miscarriage comment.
Porsha claims she didn’t know about the butt, BUT KM said she did tell her about the butt in a previous conversation.
In the end she apologizes for hurting her feelings.
KM does that Housewife thing where she accepts the apology in the moment, but still bitches in her yap and complains how she’s still pissed.
