“We’re tryin’ to make fetch happen.”
I love Candiace.
She doesn’t like this childish little mean girl ceremony meant to piss off Karen.
The constant ridicule of her not owning her home is getting to be kind of a yawn. If they want to throw away five figures per month on rent, then fucking let them go.
Also, isn’t Mia renting? Yes, she is. Let’s drop it.
There is NO WAY I would get into a golf cart at night with these bitches driving.
The girls drill Gizelle about Jason. She seems fine to not label it, and keep things casz, for now.
I can’t even get started on the Florida thing. I don’t want to get on a fucking political rant. This isn’t the place, and we’re in a very weird environment right now, maybe you’ve noticed, where it doesn’t seem like you’re free to express your views.
And to attempt to put a dark cloud over Grace’s going off to college, because it’s a ‘republican state’ is so fucking hideous. It has fucking nothing to do with her schooling.
The real problems right now are NOT in the Republican states, and that’s even more than I wanted to say. Wendy is a fucking CUNTY FUCKING DUMB ASS. No wonder Johns Hopkins gave her the boot. What an embarrassment. Good luck with your ‘talk show’ which will never happen. Just like your candles, and your restaurant, and ‘fetch.’
I do believe Mia has accurate dirt on Karen that’s embarrassing to her. I believe the bathroom in Vegas hook-up actually happened. It’s all over her face every time it’s brought up.
Even though I know Mia is known to stretch the truth, her smug confident attitude as she’s reassuring the group she has the intel, tells me it’s true.
To me, it’s getting to the point where Karen should just own it. Just say she was going through a slutty phase, and she and Ray we’re not getting along. I went through a slutty phase too that I own, but I was also single, so that’s an important difference from Karen. But the point is, the facts seem to be out there. Not only are the streets talking, but apparently this dude is talking.
The problem and judging comes in, when your ‘slutty phase’ is your entire adult life, and you have this self- righteous attitude, and you’re actually pretending like you’re someone you’re not. And want to cone off sounding like you’re the adult in the room, when you’re clearly not anything close to a mature and superior person. (Tell her that, since I’m blocked at the server, and my messages don’t download.)
Karen is anxious for the subject to be dropped. She’s like “Yeah, I’m good!!” when Kierna suggests they talk ‘to’ each other and not ‘at’ each other.
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In true Housewife fashion, we have game time. ‘Answer the Damned Question.’
No one seems to have any problem with answering the damned question.
Juan’s fetish with Robyn (or whomever) is not surprising.
Who the hell is this rapper Mia??? Ya know, I want to point out that she never said it was a famous successful rapper. Just a rapper.
Which could be anyone. That raps. Or has rapped.
She does NOT answer the damned question.
Nneka referring to Juan as ‘the most attractive husband’ is disturbing. This dude is not attractive. He constantly has a sketchy bitchy scowl on his face. That’s attractive?
Candiace claims she and Chris do it twice a week, when asked. I think that number is quite stretched. Seeing them together, I would say that’s a monthly figure.
Is this game almost over? I’m bored. Especially now that Karen starts to brag that she has ‘wet dreams.’ She does know she’s a sixty-year-old woman, and not a thirteen-year-old boy right?
I’m also bored of talking about how Ashley is not divorcing Michael. We know the answer to the damned question. Same reason other bitches that have the balls to ‘leave’ but can’t cut the cord completely. Because they pay for their shit. And then can you imagine, having some poor old side sap buying all of your food for you, on top of your husband paying your bills? I mean, that’s the life!! Sounds kind of whore-ish but whatever makes you happy. And if the dudes don’t care, then you go ho!!!
Why is Mia suddenly changing the narrative now that Gordon had nothing and was ‘broke’ when she married him? Wasn’t she previously bragging that he was paying her 10g just to talk to her for an hour, or some weird shit like that.
Now she’s pulling out of her asshole that she had some fucking inheritance, and had more money than Gordon? Okay, girl. Okay.
She sort of owns in her yap, that she made that up. Definition of a compulsive liar. I know one of those. And they will literally make up on the spot, any fucking story that will not make them appear like the loser that they are.
Back to this ‘inheritance.’ I feel like it maybe was a couple bucks, and she felt rich. It was either that, or she made up the whole thing. This woman came from poverty, and grew up in the system, But okay, she has a random great aunt twice removed, that left her this huge inheritance now.
She’s getting a lot of questions fired at her. I like how now that she’s mad at Gordon, he was a broke ass loser when they met. Previously he was her knight in shining armor, as you may recall.
If you want to be pissed at your husband, be pissed at your husband, but you can’t go back and change your entire narrative now.
Whatever. Ashley set herself a goal to write a song and get back into singing.
I feel like when Candiace encouraged her to prove she wrote a song, and sing it for them, she didn’t really think that she would.
She did, and it was cute. Of course it’s a song sounding like she’s destitute, and barely squeaking by. Yeah, girl, you’re ‘surviving’ in your free bougee 2 million dollar house, complete with a nanny. But, it was cute.
At the beach, Gizelle expresses her anger at Wendy’s stupid extra constipated faces at Grace going to a school in Florida. She’s bringing Candiace into it, but honestly I just saw Wendy making all of the poop faces. She was trying to suck Candiace in, but she wasn’t really reciprocating.
These bitches are clearly drinking the Kool-Aid, and really don’t comprehend what is going on in the world around them.
