Finale night and, bring it on. It’s been long ass three months of listening to these dingdongs.
Okay, could we stop picking on Pavit for like a second? The poor dude was put on the spot at Swingers, and basically just ‘parroted’ what Abe had just said about Erin.
I don’t think he’s an idiot. I think he’s a man of few words. I believe he has a successful ‘desk job.’ I did look up what he does, but he’s high up. I forget the company. I thought it was a cell phone company. It’s headquartered in Dallas, I do recall that. They sold their home, and moved to New York last year, so Jessel could be a Housewife.
But I do think he lacks confidence, especially around all of these loud and boisterous bitches and their husbands.
What he said was actually kind of confusing. And as I listen to it again, it was a little off, I do have to say.
“I (I, not we) just wanna travel, eat, and have fun, and do whatever, and being able to do what YOU want, with someone else, (someone else?) and she’s the perfect partner for that.”
Confusing, right?
So in essence, yeah I guess he did say ‘she lets me do what I want.’ But with someone else?
Jessel seemed happy with his statement. I don’t think she was following it. It really wasn’t the dream answer you would want from your husband when asked “what made you know she was THE ONE?
Maybe he meant ‘she’s the perfect partner to travel, and do things with.’ But that’s not what he said. And I don’t think that’s what he meant.
I do think this is strange marriage. It seems a little like an ‘arrangement.’ But having said that, the ladies do need to back off, and just let it go. I did notice Jessel being less bitchy to him in the last half of the season.
As Ubah and Erin discuss this, Ubah defends Pavit. What she heard is ‘she lets me be me.’ I didn’t get that. I honestly think you could interpret his answer like five different ways. So they both tend to talk in circles.
Ubah complains to Erin how she didn’t appreciate David’s commentary/question as to why she hasn’t been snapped up by a dude yet, since she’s so gorge and successful, and all of that.
He probably named the two actual reasons why she’s not ‘snapped up.’
I mean, yes offense, but he scraped evil sinister bartender Sai outta the gutter, banged her in the back, gets her knocked up, so he was forced to leave his wife and marry her. He does have an older son whom Sai has not once mentioned.
Men are intimidated by pretty and successful women. Doubt he was intimidated by Sai’s beauty, and success as a fucking bartender that his customers couldn’t stand. A sparkling personality, this girl does NOT have.
So long story short, David shut up. Don’t put women on the spot like that. Evil Munchkin is all yours!! Nobody wants that dumb ugly bitch!! She looks like a goblin!
There I said it. Whatever. She says so much bitchy inappropriate shit, so “I don’t care !!”
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Brynn and Sai meet in Central Park. Bynn is doing this tree dedication thing to honor her Grandmother. which I didn’t fully understand. Sounded like a thing rich people do to give them some sort peace of mind about their loved one.
That arborist is probably laughing all the way to the bank. “This bitch just gave me a grand for absolutely nothing.”
Sai’s mom sounds like she was pretty out there, making her sell homemade incense in the park, with all due respect. Hence, all of Sai’s issues and hostility at the world.
“We’re excited about this” Sai tells the arborist. Okay, no soul Sai. I’m doubting you’re really excited. It’s not about you. I’m shocked she hasn’t demanded they first look for a food truck before honoring her dead grandmother.
I don’t mean to be a dick but the ‘ducks’ are geese.
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Jessel’s so weird. “You do this YOURSELF???” in reference to Jenna packing some lashes in boxes. Teeny tiny boxes of lashes, it doesn’t look strenuous. So she’s gonna pay some chick $20/hour to put lashes into a box??
Jenna tells her she’ll be doing shit herself with this e-commerce jewelry and clothing out of India that she’s doing. Suddenly she switches to “Listen I’m all for it.” YOU JUST SAID ‘OHMIGOD YOU DO THIS YOURSELF?’
The Pavit wedding ring thing kind of rubs me the wrong way too, to be honest. But if Jessel doesn’t seem to care, then I don’t either. This relentless obsession with Pavit and Jessel by E.M. and Erin, isn’t really cute. Enough already.
All kidding aside, does Erin/Karen have any room to talk about Pavit, when her husband answered “I’d fuck other women” with no hesitation, when asked what he’d do if Erin didn’t have sex with him over a period of time. Not even, ‘it depends on the circumstances.’
People need to remember that Pavit nor Jessel, wanted to have sex, (with each other) so there was no conflict or tension over it. It’s probably not healthy, and indicates issues in the marriage, but hey, they were on the same page. They seem a lot like Schwartz and Katie on Vanderpump, and we see how that turned out.
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Sai and Erin shop for their Venetian masks for Brynn’s finale-fight birthday party. So it’s the fucking uzhe with these two: They gossip about Jessel.
Erin also lets her know that Ubah was offended by David’s question, asking why she’s single. Sai divulges top secret intel that she’s seeing someone, that she pinky promised to not tell anyone.
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I don’t mean to jump on the picking on Pavit bandwagon , I don’t, but something is OFF with him.
Jessel asks him if he thinks that her deep voice is sexy, and the faces he makes followed up with, “do I have to answer that?” Just say yes, Pavit. This isn’t hard. Normal dudes would’ve said “yes, your voice sounds sexy, honey”
They do sort of communicate like friends, and not husband and wife. There’s zero sexual energy there.
I thought in her spiel in the first episode where they always give their back story, (notice Sai didn’t talk about how she met HER husband, just that she lives in a Brownstone that everyone walking by is jealous of) she talked about how she and Pavit were friends before they got married, and that she ‘fixed him, then married him.’ She forgot to fix the issue that he might not like girls. Or he just doesn’t like her.
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The party is happening and as usual, Sai’s look is an epic fail. She does look like the hamburglar. She was so excited for her mask reveal. She thought it looked hot. She also thought her Michelin Man in the Hamptons looked spectacular. She takes it off, and never puts it back on. I think she should have left it on. Again, she misses the ‘fashion; mark.
Brynn has no shame. Even after all of the drama with Erin, (not ) flirting with Abe at their lame anniversary party. She shamelessly corners him and David, and does her thing, making them feel awkward, because of course they want her.
She’s done with those dweebs, now she wants a kiss from Jenna. She gets it.
A lot of confusion from viewers on social media about her hypersexuality, and this extreme hardcore flirting, with Jenna. I’m confused too.
David delivers to Ubah a really sweet and genuine apology for offending her with the ‘why don’t ya have a man?’ comment.
She accepts, and he gives her a really tight and lingering hug. Yikes. Love the zoom-in on. This looks painful. Don’t we love when the Producers are dicks?? He seems a little creepy to me.
I don’t get either why no one is wearing their masks. It’s annoying. Sai shut up. No one cares about your cheese jokes. Been there, done that, we’ve moved on from the cheese.
Erin has no idea why Jessel is ignoring her.
These three discuss this what the fuck ever, stupid housewife hostility over nothing. Jessel has some communication issues during confrontations, so these two take advantage of this.
We have our first Indian Housewife, and she really does seem to be the target. She and her husband are getting bullied around. It’s just not a good look. No one is coming after the other husbands like they’re coming for Pavit over the Vietnam trip.
Love how Jenna is sticking with her mask. Brynn seems pretty lit. She eggs Jessel on to be more pissed off at Erin and Sai.
She has a great idea for a ‘lightening the mood’ and wants everyone to air their grievances with each other.
It’s her party and she’ll fight if she wants to.
Pick on the Indians time, and she calls out Pavit for facetiously referring to Sai as bi-polar. What is the big fucking deal? It was a joke. People do say that when referencing someone that may have a few screws loose. Similar to ‘that gave me a heart attack’ or ‘don’t stroke out.’ I guess since it’s a mental disorder we’re not allowed to joke about it. Nobody’s allowed to make jokes anymore without people freaking the fuck out.
He retracted it when Jenna and Brynn made it the biggest deal ever. He was sticking up for his wife. I’m happy that he was sticking up for her. He also called Sai a bitch, which she also is, which Brynn also announces. Poor Pavit. I feel bad for the guy.
Sai starts screaming at her in a very disturbing aggressive way that she’s a liar and lying about Pavit’s fucking trip to Vietnam! I never want to hear Vietnam again.
I can’t hardly believe this is still a thing. She’s so ‘triggered by this. I’m really starting to think that she wants to to go to Vietnam, and is jealous.
I don’t get Jessel groveling to David about getting Sai to like her. The way she just screamed at her was reprehensible and fucking disgusting.
For chrissakes David! I guess he grew a vagina, and starts with this ‘opening up’ garbage too.
Guys, she told you all, not to mention the world, that she and her husband have had NO SEX in 1.5 years!! I would call that opening up!! I would call that sharing. I don’t get why Sai is so fucking focused on her childhood, and young adulthood. It’s so ODD. What about Ubah’s? What about Erin’s? I haven’t heard them discuss in great depths and detail, how rich/poor they were and whether or not their parents ‘helped them.’ Whatta fuck??
What is it these dingdongs need to know? And side note, when Jessel did talk about her past, she got screamed at by Evil Munchkin, and told “I don’t care !!!”
E.M. joins David and Jessel, and Jessel ends up just rolling over, and taking Evil’s shit and giving her what she wants. You never wanna give this kind of person what they want in terms of your dignity. You don’t feed their ego, and enable them to keep behaving this way.
Erin emerges in a parrot costume, and everyone has a chuckle. Jessel is a good sport, and laughs along, not realizing she’s being laughed ‘at’ and not laughed ‘with.’ Evil Munckin gets aggressive again, yelling, and hangs all over Erin, getting in front of her, trying to make Jessel feel excluded.
Sai gets (more) unattractive when she acts like this. She looks like an evil character in a Disney movie. Especially being in all black, with a shitton of heavy black eye makeup on.
I think E.M. is so mad that Jessel got a kick out of it, so she keeps chirping loudly “this is my pet parrot” (we get it Sai) and trying to piss her off. This woman. She sounds like an evil dwarf.
She gets in front of Erin making sure she’s the center of attention, and yells at Jessel “do not talk to my pet parrot!” She’s trying hard to make sure that Jessel knows she’s the brunt of the joke. Sai gets so mad she can’t get a reaction out of Jessel.
Jessel credits Erin in her yap for this being a demonstration that she has a “great sense of humor.” Okay, let’s not push it.
I didn’t have her pegged as such a fucking doormat in the beginning of the season when she came in hot, bitching at her mother and Pavit for not wiping fingerprints off of the table, and barking at Pavit to get her some wine.
Every time David tries to talk to one of the women, Sai comes lurking around. He’s not even allowed to talk to Jenna. Jenna needs to remove herself from this shit show. She’s too good for this. I don’t know why she’s telling David she’s envious of how these women behave and treat each other. She took this on to promote her products, and she’s done that.
I don’t buy David’s Sai speaks so highly of you to Jenna . Not sure why he’s at this point trying to sell his wife as some kind of comp or apprec person. I think he should just try to ‘sell his wife’ to the highest bidder. Or the lowest. Yes the lowest. Is that harsh? Whoopsie, don’t care.
Brynn gets super Brynny and overly sexual and flirty around all of the husbands simulating hand jobs, blow jobs, all kinds of jobs, however you know she DOES NOT flirt with married men!
E.M. doesn’t even allow Jessel to sit with her pet parrot, and plops right in between them.
Now all hell breaks loose when Ubah gets a call from her mystery man. Seems Sai not only told Erin the highlights, but also filled in the gaps with Erin and Brynn at her birthday dinner which was not filmed.
“Ubah, heard you got a man in Connecticut!!”
I think Brynn has been watching and studying Housewives for years. She seems quite pleased with herself. Sai is livid. She knows she’s going down, and a pissed off Ubah gives pissed off Sai a run for her money.
Brynn assures Ubah, “Sai started it, it’s on camera.” I hate these ‘on camera – off camera’ arguments. We shouldn’t be hearing this. It’s like watching a movie and having the actors constantly reminding you “this isn’t real, I’m just acting, none of this is real…” Takes the fun out of it. What little fun there is.
Jenna is STILL sticking with her mask. Literally no one else kept theirs on after they entered the room.
While chewing/eating Sai lies to Ubah, telling her that she didn’t divulge any details. EVEN THOUGH she hates lying so much, and has been on weird vendetta about Jessel ‘lying.’ Who wasn’t lying, but miscommunicated.
Seems it’s the biggest deal ever that the dude lives in Connecticut. That seems to be the focus, whether this detail came from Sai or not, which of course it did. She keeps denying it, however she can’t stand people lying.
And why isn’t she having a hissy and screaming at Ubah for ‘not sharing and opening up??
The first Indian Housewife and her husband have been relentlessly screamed at and bullied by her over absolutely nothing in the past several episodes.
And since when do we say ‘CT’ for Connecticut? I’ve literally never heard that. I thought the only state that was a thing in, was PA.
“IT WAS NOT ON FUCKING CAMERA !!” Guess who screams that at the top of her lungs looking like a fucking goblin?? She looks like a goblin.
Another Sai storm-out. Ubah follows.
Brynn is shitfaced. She drunkenly scolds Jessel for not sticking up for herself again. You know, she could also stick up for her friend. Everyone leaves.
Pavit proves himself, yet again, to be the shit head he his, and doesn’t offer his jacket to his wife as they stand outside waiting for their car. Then complains he’s cold when she asks for it. I thought that was gentlemen’s manners 101. I thought that was how dudes ‘took care of their lady.’
That’s it!!
They did kind of an unusually cool montage at the end, for all of the updates since filming wrapped.
The music is super chic.
I gotta find out what this is.
Let’s get Leah back next season to put a hurting to Sai! Leah will have that ho whimpering in the fetal position in a corner.
