I really do think Carl should just come out already. That pajama set he was wearing, his demeanor sometimes, his admission of performance issues (that Lindsay also mentioned last season.) It’s just a lot of arrows pointing in that direction. His trying to come onto Ciara, and claiming to ‘have a crush on her’ was

Dear Bravo: What is the exact reason we need fucking Schwartz ‘guest starring’ on Summer House? What does this man bring to the table? What is interesting about this dude when he’s not getting screamed at by Katie or BlaBla? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He’s a good guy though, and can be witty. So, whatever. This

Paige and Ciara continue their convo about Craig at Kyle’s DJing in sunglasses affair. Paige, I guess, does genuinely look bothered by all of this. I would hate to think she doesn’t care a lot about him, after spending three years with him. On camera, which really is all I can speak to, because you

“Myyyyyy friendshiiiiiiiip with Lindsayyyyyy has channnnnnnged soooooooo muuuuuuuuch.” Whyyyyyyyyyy doesssssss sheeeeeeee talkkkkkkkkk liiiiiiike thaaaaaaaat?? If this is how she talks on that podcast, I don’t know how people can stand it. Also we know she’s pretending. She can’t stand Lindsay. After she pops this future ungrateful little brat, Lindsay will be back to being Lindsay.

Okay, real quick, who believes for a second that Jesse Solomon got his TOE sucked? Okay Jesse, it was your ‘toe.’ Got it. Sounds reasonable. Or was it your other ‘toe’ that’s located a little higher up. I guess it’s kind of shaped like a toe. Hopefully it’s a little bit bigger. Maybe that’s why

Kyle approaches Craig and Paige who are still talking in the boat from last week. Paige of course is more than happy to get away from Craig. Craig is funny. He tells Kyle he’s getting a refill and wanders around the house eating chips and pretending to do things. Kinda funny. Kyle’s dumb enough to