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Summer House – 2/17/26 – Ask Me Questions, I’ll Tell You Lies

Here we go. Kyle stormed from the table after he tried to make a weird buzzed apology to the group for his marriage troubles, Everyone just eating away like they haven’t eaten in a week, as he was rambling, was the most entertaining part. I think they’re so immune to his weird-ass ‘apologies.’ They continue

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Summer House – 2/10/26 – Let Them Have Spaghetti

So the skinny-dipping issue, I think for Kyle may have seen she was the only one that took her clothes off. And it’s quite clear they don’t have sex anymore at all, and she’s ripping her clothes off for other guys. It was weird, and probably not appropriate, however is he an angel? No he’s

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Summer House Premier – 2/3/26 – The Jackasses Arrive

Here we go, the final Summer House of dealing with the excruciating Kyle and Amanda, and their constant bickering and putting each other down. I’ve always said this. They’re both immature, but in different ways. I know a lot of you 100% side with Amanda, and I normally would side with the woman because I

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Summer House Reunion Part 2 – It’s a (Lover)boy!

Amanda and Kyle are up. It’s a little sad listening to them. I know a couple doesn’t have to be exactly alike to get along, and opposites attract and you have to balance each other out, and whatever they say. I think all men are a waste of space, and lying cheating pieces of shit,

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Summer House Reunion Part 2 (1st part)-6/4/25-The Turner Point

Ciara shut up. Just shut up. You know, you seem like you feel really guilty. It’s too much talking, too much explaining, too defensive. It’s too much. Just say you shouldn’t have accepted and encouraged his aggressive flirting and you’re sorry. Also, while you’re at it, admit you’ve hooked up. It’s fucking obvious. She absolutely

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Summer House Reunion Part 1 -(2nd part) What a ‘Toed’

Imrul joins the chat after the pee and touch-up break. I wonder if anyone realized Paige’s blush looked terrible. Guess not. It still looks terrible. Sometimes I think the Bravo hair and makeup people are a bunch of beauty school drop-outs. They always did Danielle really dirty. But this year, that’s not an issue! Paige

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