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Summer House Finale – Part 2 – 5/21/25 – You’re Dead to Me

I thought this scene was funny, in a contradictory hypocritical kind of way. Jesse is in the kitchen ‘entertaining’ some girls that clearly just want their 7.50 minutes, all in very short skirts and very high boots. Ciara and some other housemate girls think they’re doing Lexi this great service by shooing them out of

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Summer House Finale – 5/21/25 – Getting Wise to the Lies

The“I don’t trust you” argument continues with very dramatic music playing, I wish Lexi would just say what would be the normal thing to say in this situation right now. Which is that it’s super weird and hurtful for Jesse to have gone out with Ciara on basically a ‘date’ when he is dating her

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Summer House – 5/14/25 – Part 2 – The Ick Schtick

So we get situated on the balcony for the second official break-up. Ciara arrives right at this moment, coincidentally. She gets briefed on the balcony break-up. Is it a balcony if it’s on the first floor? Maybe they are on the second floor. But isn’t Kyle and Amanda’s room on the first floor? This is

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Summer House – 5/7/25 – Triangulation Agitation

Lindsay is so funny how they have her pretending to give a hoot about Lexi and her drama with Jesse. Do you think the real non-pregnant Lindsay would give any fucks about this girl? On the contrary I believe she’d most likely be mean girling the shit out of her. Single Lindsay probably wold have

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