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Summer House Reunion Part 1 – 5/28/25 – Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite
Paige enters referring to herself as a ‘bed bug’ which is the non-complimentary term being used to describe her and Ciara. That dress is horrific, and not flattering to her weird shaped body with no breasts. She needs a bra and what is with the snakes at the waist? I would have thought our resident

Summer House Finale – Part 2 – 5/21/25 – You’re Dead to Me
I thought this scene was funny, in a contradictory hypocritical kind of way. Jesse is in the kitchen ‘entertaining’ some girls that clearly just want their 7.50 minutes, all in very short skirts and very high boots. Ciara and some other housemate girls think they’re doing Lexi this great service by shooing them out of

Summer House Finale – 5/21/25 – Getting Wise to the Lies
The“I don’t trust you” argument continues with very dramatic music playing, I wish Lexi would just say what would be the normal thing to say in this situation right now. Which is that it’s super weird and hurtful for Jesse to have gone out with Ciara on basically a ‘date’ when he is dating her

Summer House – 5/14/25 – Part 2 – The Ick Schtick
So we get situated on the balcony for the second official break-up. Ciara arrives right at this moment, coincidentally. She gets briefed on the balcony break-up. Is it a balcony if it’s on the first floor? Maybe they are on the second floor. But isn’t Kyle and Amanda’s room on the first floor? This is

Summer House – 5/14/25 – Part 1 – I Saw It AND Read It!
So the beach convo is wrapping up with Jesse and Ciara, who by the way, I’m 99.9% positive that they are currently dating/hooking up whatever you want to call it. I was pretty sure when she was on WWHL a few weeks ago stoned, and acting sketchy when asked about him. Then last night on

Summer House – 5/7/25 – Triangulation Agitation
Lindsay is so funny how they have her pretending to give a hoot about Lexi and her drama with Jesse. Do you think the real non-pregnant Lindsay would give any fucks about this girl? On the contrary I believe she’d most likely be mean girling the shit out of her. Single Lindsay probably wold have