I didn’t get this episode that Craig said he had planned to take Paige to Jamaica for a romantic getaway, then decided to make it a group trip, for her to get to know everyone, but never even mentioned it to her. He finds the time to invite like fourteen people, but not Paige. He

Shep wakes up next to Taylor, calling her ‘the kissing bandit.’ So apparently she was trying to get with him as they slept in the same bed. Duh. So she gets in bed with him, and wants to hook up after he was so aggressively nasty to her for making a little joke that he

Madison narrating, why just why? I think I complain every week. She’s not even in most of the episodes. Which is fine, I’m not complaining about that, at all. When she is, she’s chilling with Hudson and her new brainwashed dude, which is also fine, but it does seem like she just realized she has

Whitney is having his typical boys night over for a dinner party thing again. Weird. Shep continues to sort of taunt Taylor by insisting that they try to be friends and have outings together. They take the pups on a walk at the beach. It would be cute if it just wasn’t. Little Craig is

Madison as the narrator, who can barely string a sentence together, so not feeling it. Whitney, I guess is really trying to make Madison happen. I’m guessing that’s why he insisted she tag along, as the only female to the bro’s dinner gathering at Patricia’s following Taylor’s event. No need for her presence there amongst

Austen admits to Shep that they kissed. Which we knew. When he covered his mouth and lied “no” when asked that specifically, at least I knew. Shep asks him “Where’s the boundary? Wives with families?” Okay that made no sense, Shep. No one thinks it’s possible to stop at a kiss. I tend to agree.