I so want to know what the tea is with Whitner. I know, consider the source, but Salley made a cryptic remark on WWHL shortly after the premier when asked why none of the girls went for him. It does seem weird since he’s cute, has good manners, successful, comes from money, all the things

Salley gets her chickens in the coop. I sentence I never thought I would say. I feel like it’s a line out of a children’s book. Craig calls Madison whining about how he and Austen had yet another little fucking tiff about nothing. Isn’t it so funny how she’s actually the most ‘adult’ of the

So Salley was being serious about the chicken coop thing. Craig told her he would help her pick out chickens the previous day and here she is drilling together a chicken coop in her backyard. Meanwhile, Craig is at Charley’s art gallery (is it her gallery? I thought she just worked there) asking her on

Not the ‘gentleman’s dinner.’ Do you think any will actually be in attendance?? Patricia verbally abuses this new butler guy over flatware placement on the table, while whining in her yap that he’s not a ‘professionally trained butler’ as Michael was. Also embarrasses him by recounting how he left his phone (while using the flashlight)

Do we really need the scenes of 80 year old Patricia getting brought martini’s and ordering a butler around? I guess they’re trying to keep her (and Whitney) relevant on the show. We have Madison dropping in to make sure she’s still mentioned in the will. She looks like a little rolypoly, in a cute

Salley and Charley ‘talked through’ the tension that Salley had towards her for flirting with Craig, which she claims she was not doing. Why are we fighting over Craig and Austen? Rumor has it Salley had been having an affair with a married doctor right prior to, or during filming. You recall how she operates