Salley and Charley ‘talked through’ the tension that Salley had towards her for flirting with Craig, which she claims she was not doing.
Why are we fighting over Craig and Austen?
Rumor has it Salley had been having an affair with a married doctor right prior to, or during filming. You recall how she operates a robot that does surgery? She was bragging about that last season, divulging her salary like a very uncouth person tends to do (And it wasn’t even like she made that much.)
Venita who hates Craig and I don’t even recall why, asks Salley if she’s attracted to him.
I feel like she’s already said that.
I think it’s strange how Madison is constantly drinking non-alcohol beer. They would make you so full and uncomfortable being pregnant. And does she drink that much that she has to feel like she’s constantly drinking alcohol?
Madison meets Austen for dinner. Of course she makes a sexual like comment to her ex, about not being able to wear pants. I’m waiting for her to mention her titties. She hasn’t yet, but it’s only been like 30 seconds. Give her a minute.
Austen is such a douche for making his girlfriend drive hours to see him, and he never is willing to make the trip. I don’t even think he likes this girl at this point, to be honest.
Imagine Madison giving relationship advice. The only reason she’s with a dude that puts up with her is because he’s home like two hours all week. She tells him to stop wasting Audrey’s time if she’s not into it anymore. Of course you’re going to lose interest in someone you’re only seeing a few times per month.
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Austen announces to Craig he’s getting a cat. He should totally name him or her Shep.
He drops in on Charley at the art gallery where she works. He’s pretending like he’s interested in buying art, and I assume he’s interested in Charley.
She was reminding me of someone last week and now I know who – Michelle Pfeiffer.
She claims to be not interested in him but hopes he buys something since she’s commissioned. We don’t know if he buys a piece or not, but he’s asking her a lot of dumb questions.
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This new Winston or Witler or Whatever guy is hosting a birthday party in his own honor and the theme is a literary figure, an author or character.
I can see why he’s friends with Shep.
Of course Shep is interested in Charley. She’s half his age and gorgeous.
He tells all of this to Rodrigo of all people, who is clearly thoroughly disgusted by this whole cast of white straight people, and has a really hard time hiding that.
I guess no one is really missing Taylor. Wonder if she went back to being a dental hygienist?
Shep bought a new house on Solomon’s Island. Of course he did. Daddy is giving him some free furniture. Of course he is. This is really going to piss off Rodrigo.
Shep continues to tell us in his yaps how immature he is for his age. Is it just me that’s yelling at the TV – “Shep we know!!!”
WE KNOW!! And it’s honestly not as cute and funny as she thinks it is.
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Madison and her poor sap also purchased a new home. She said a lot of nothing, then pretends to cry when Brett mentions her late father. I didn’t see a tear. Neither does Brett but he’s too nice to say so.
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New kitty dad and Craig meet at a pet shop to shop for pet supplies.
It’s kind of funny Craig said all of his ex’s dumped him right after they got cats.
And Austen, being the girl that he is, dumps Audrey shortly after this season, or possibly during. Safe to assume the cats are a replacement?
That can’t be the case for Paige though, since she already had a boyfriend when she dumped Craig. Du-uhhhh.
You know, Paige the ‘breadwinner.’
Winning the bread due (Sunbeam? lol) to her popularity from dating Craig, then uses that for the reason to dump him because the ‘breadwinner’ can’t PAAAAAASSSSSIBLY be the one to relocate. Can’t make this shit up.
Of course she was NEVER going to relocate. She’s such a little dick. I guess I can see how Craig can be annoying and clingy, but then just say that. Don’t fucking lie. Don’t say because your stupid podcast is a success you NOW can’t move to Charleston, when you NEVER were moving to Charleston.
I can’t believe Austen is getting two kittens. I guess it’s cute.
Craig admits he’s back to the ‘partying version’ of himself. This could be bad.
Party is underway. Can we put a few nice-looking men of color on the show for Miss Venita? She’s so cute. I admit I didn’t care for her race-baiting in her first season but she seems to be not doing that anymore. Do we think she secretly likes Craig? That’s why she’s so pissed at Salley for liking him?
Shep arrives dressed as… Woody from Toy Story??
Literally, (no pun intended) I fully expected he was going to be Romeo or Shakespeare, something Shakespeareian! Not fucking Woody.
The costumes are all fair at best.
Girlfriends Craig and Austen get into a little fight about alleged jealousy of each other. Craig is jealous Austen has a girlfriend, and Austen is jealous Craig is single.
Can’t make this shit up.
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