We’re charcutering and wining again in Salt Lake. No one charcuteries more than these bitches. Angie hosts Heather. Her view IS ridiculous. I guess I would live there. I’m not going to be no fucking Mormon though. That shit is wacked. No cute underwear, no alcohol, no caffeine?? What kind of craziness IS that?? How

This stupid Pioneer party Heather wants to host, to sort of ‘honor’ Mormonism, but not really, (since it’s the month of it’s inception) is bizarre, given that she hates it all so much. Sounds like an excuse to get together and argue. Monica interacts with her oldest, showing prom pictures, and pictures of her real

So have you all heard by now that St. Jack Barlow has seemingly ditched his Mormon mission to brainwash abroad, and has been spotted recently in the sandy and sunny OC. Lisa is citing ‘visa’ troubles. Hmmm. I call BS on that. I say, he got out there, and was like yeah no fucking way!

Monica and Angie meet up in a girlie little Pink cafe that I love. I could spend all day there. Angie presents her with a book about something that I don’t know.I wasn’t paying attention. Monica is sad, as they start discussing the Shawn being gay thing, and how she didn’t say he was good

Angie: “Greek’ Easter is celebrating Christ’s resurrection and bringing family together with food and traditions” How is that different from other nationalities’ Easter? What’s ‘Greek’ about the Christ and the Easter Bunny?? So the Easter Bunny himself personally delivering the invites WAS actually cute. And it did ACTUALLY even seem like the scenes were not

We’re still on the vumoooooooors about the husband. Angie confronts Meredith, “I heard you are out spreading rumors about my husband.” Yeah Angie, she’s OUT trolling all day long telling everyone in Salt Lake, that your husband, a hairdresser, fucks guys. I mean, NOBODY can believe it!! I’m just saying if her husband is a