There has to be another word for the way Lisa talks. Pretentious just doesn’t touch it. Literally what is wrong with her? All of this name dropping whilst acting like she’s too important to name drop? Remember people that are important don’t need to tell you that they’re important. People that are smart don’t have

What in the Blair Witch Project is going on here? So are we to assume all of this drama and chaos took place overnight? Are they going to open every episode with this spectacle I wonder. I’m curious what actual month it is. Maybe it’s late winter/early spring. Heather has bare legs. Heather bitches about

Salt Lake City has the weirdest vibe to it doesn’t it? What was that Blair Witch Project situation going on in the beginning? So Angie is now apparently into RVing around and has decided to undertake this with the other ladies. Mary is already superrrrr cranky. I can’t believe Angie is driving that monstrosity. She’s

Mary M. Cosby has the floor in her Shazam superhero costume. SHAZAM!!!! Andy jokes about last season Mary who was superrrrrrrrrr cranky and would NOT participate in any Housewife activities. This season, a different Mary M. Cosby, as she even became besties with Angie whom she despised last season (as she drifted from Meredith for

First of all, I seriously need to vent about this. The lighting at this reunion folks, was horrific and made these ladies’ makeup look so dark and harsh. They look like oompa loompas. Whitney’s spray tan is way too dark, which isn’t helping matters. The ladies that got it the worst were Whitney and Bronwyn. 

I missed recapping this one last week, and I really wanted to because of the argument on the sprinter van, which was epic, because first of all the camera angle of Meredith screaming was so funny! She looked like a caricature. She was the one going the most nuts. Everybody’s screaming simultaneously at Brittany for