Jesus, what an ominous and dramatic intro. We know how this works by now Bravo, we don’t need a Housewife tutorial. Meredith has yet another AirBNB/rental. I really do wonder why they can’t buy a house. Who on earth in their 50’s wants to live like that? Moving every year? I’m assuming being in the

Monica had claimed that she was never Jen’s paid employee, which is strange to me that she was in charge of her surveillance system in her house, which meant she had access to spy on her. And is this something you would ask a friend to do for you ? Or someone working for you?

The reunion finale starts out with Andy cracking a joke about Meredith giving him the stink eye. I actually think she’s just bored shitless. She really didn’t have much going on this season other than her weird accents and twangs, and Whitney still got third seat. I think they want to knock Whitney down a

Apparently it’s cold on set as Meredith bitches to Andy. They are sitting on a beach in Bermuda right now, it should be warm! Andy doesn’t seem to care that they’re cold. Who’s running the show here? Clearly not a woman. You have a bunch of barely dressed females and you don’t know to crank

Whitney commiserates with Monica, about online trolls in reference to her admitting to her extra-marital affair with Justin in the first season. Which proves my point, that these two need to form an alliance. They can identify with each other, and bonus for Whitney, it would piss off Heather, and we all know how much

I’m feeling like Monica has jumped on the bandwagon, and hit the ‘Oh Oh Oh OZEMPIC!!!’ She looks kind of svelte and trim compared to her fluffy figure on the show. Why bother with excercise and laying off junk food, when you can just take a shot of some new drug, with a kajillion side