Watching the end of last week.
Like how many times can this broad insinuate that she was just waiting for the old goat to die so she could inherit the house, the jet, the cash ( of which there was none – unbeknownst to dimwit Erika)
Then her comment from last week, she put him up on a pedestal and he stole from widows and orphans – Bitch he did that because you were spending ALL of his money on your “music career” and your ugly clothes and a “glam squad” !
why does she keep saying she has not received “one dime” from Tom – He aint got none – how am I comprehending she spendt it all and she doesn’t ?
Ya done took all of his dimes bitch !! this all sounds so ridiculous.
WHAT ?? SHE STILL HAS THE STUPID GLAM PEOPLE ?? WHY ? WHY CAN’T THESE SPOILED BITCHES DO THEIR OWN FUCKING MAKE UP ?? I hope the families Tom (she) stole from are watching this right now and see that she has someone doing her makeup while they live in squalor.
these ladies — I can’t
Kathy and Dorit already bitching about the luggage – Kathy says- is there a man here??? – some of these are heavy…
for chrisssakes.
these bitches I swear, I literally cannot hear one utterance of bitching out of these spoiled little brats in the next 50 minutes or I am going to lose my shit.
Also side note , I caught, while at the gym earlier today, watching Bravo of course while doing my cardio machine (no I don’t go to the gym to watch Bravo), they were playing the episode from the night at Rinna’s when Kathy called Sutton Tomisita. I know that is spelled wrong, whatever. Well camera goes to Crystal’s face and goddammit she flipping did her classic smirk face. I think they planned this.
They were friends previous to the show right ? I think this was meant to gas light Sutton. I believe I did say that last week that was my opinion, however I missed crystals smirk so now guys I KNOW IT !!
Jesus lisa you’re so stupid — “freeze assets” —Rinna: “does that mean you can’t take your money from your account ?” You don’t know that ? The phrase is kind of like — self explanatory. ????
Or maybe she was just playing dumb.
Erika is on her way – now they are going to all have to act sympathetic again when inside they’re like loving every damned minute of this !!
Crystal says something in her confessional about someone as wealthy as Tom Girardi can just write a check for 2 MIL.. Crystal shut up — wtff do you know >> ?? you spread your legs for capt lion king 15 yrs ago and your brain shut off because you no longer need it, concentrate on your resting bitch face look.
Kathy: “You don’t need onions in lasagna” It’s called freaking flavoring – it’s mixed in with the meat – it flavors the meat and sauce… WTF ? (you don’t actually SEE the onions)
Jesus Erika walks in sobbing. Whatta the fuck was that look after all the hugs when she goes –
“it’s not going to ok, and it’s not going to be ok for a very long time.”
And the Raspberry goes tooooooo – Erika Jayne Girardi . Guys that wasnt even convincing. It was like – “oh whoas me …” pay attention to ME!!!!!!!
she is totally looking for all the pity possible to help her . i noticed last night that she said in a previous episode — “i walked away from my 16,000 SF house , i walked away from my marriage” notice what she referred to first. Also not — “i walked away from my home where I’ve lived for 20 years, and raised my son, but “i walked away from my 16000 SF house.”
she’s not very smart, nor a good actress. Me thinks she over estimated her abilities when she agreed to do the season.
Rinna says in confessional “she’s set for life – she doesn’t have to worry, but you never know” … again nothing about the victims who never received their settlements, and again, who the hell trusts their attorney to “handle” their settlement and pay them in monthly increments ? 1. Lawyers are not financial professioinals. 2. RED FLAG. Sadly, these clients were not able to see that.
– I can’t deal with this shit . These bitches have no self awareness.
It’s literally all about money with these women. NOTHING ELSE.
Why is she trying to divert attention to his health issues ? He’s 80 whatever –so this is not surprising – can’t see can’t hear – christ I can’t see and can’t hear – and I’m not 80!
Does this current health issue really have anything to do with this fraud he has been committing over the past several years ? Totally deflecting. She’s fucking all over the place.
I was getting a drink , (Not sorry – guys it’s 830 – it’s way past time) when Kathy and Kyle were cracking up over the bread and lemon or whatever, so I am not sure why that was so funny. But those two cracking up over something probably really silly, is nice to see. I love laughing about dumb shit.
Kathy whining about carrying the suitcase upstairs. Love her sense of humor, but stop acting like a spoiled brat. And how much shit do you bring to just stay at another house with all girls for a few days???
Rinna loves hearing this shit from Erika. These gals love hearing about someone else’s misery.
Crystal: “I can’t believe I am saying this but dinner is ready” – meaning ?????? she has a chef that makes her dinner every night She’s a dumbass – I hope Lion King Dude ditches her dumb ass, and soon.
Lasagna needs to sit for like 15 or 20 after it comes out of the oven, or it totally falls apart, as it’s doing.
I do respect Kyle for cooking and enjoying cooking though.
Someone COULD have offered to help her, then maybe she wouldn’t have been all frazzled and dropping shit everywhere.
Kyle: “ What happens to Erika Jayne?”
WTF do you think happens to “Erika Jayne” do you think that shit was free ?
This was not a money making operation. This was a money spending operation, to the nth dang degree.
I would go so far as to say this is why the two of them are in the position that they are in.
Kyle : “ So you’re going to be soley responsible for yourself ? (with a smirk on her face) Is this 19 flipping 50 ????
I mean Kyle – ALOT of women are financially responsible for themselves. Welcome to the 21st century ?? welcome to the 20th century ???
Can she stop acting like it’s 1950 for the love of all this is holy ?
And A lot of women – who have had nothing closes to the life she has had, have to leaving their asshole husband with no job, little kids and no money – can we stop feeling so sorry for Erika not getting a gazillion dollars in spousal support from this dude who she bled dry ?? and living in this ‘teeny tiny’condo
Now he’s a cheater too ?
Guys I have been thinking this – I think he was willing to dole out the cash so she can do this “touring” was to get rid of her. I don’t really think he could stand her – and vice versa.
This marriage was a complete sham. I think we all kind of suspected that since she has been on the show.
“Where am I going ?” she says to Kyle. (there must have been a pre-nup)
She was not willing to leave all of the money and the “lifestyle”. Period. She’s a goldigger. Period.
You don’t marry a man pushing 60 when you’re not even 30. Please tell me about a marriage with this age gap where the dude was not loaded.
For chrissakes rinna here we flipping go – scott disik name drop … has it been 2 or maybe just 1 episode where we didn’t talk about this slimey dude.
Erika – “If he stole the money – I don’t know where it is” — I don’t mean to repeat myself 82 times – but ya done spent it all !! Watching this right now feels like groundhog day.
I feel like I was repetitive a lot in this review and if so I am sorry, but there were ALOT of stupid questions from these ladies who apparently have not had to use their brains in like 30 years.
And it’s starting to feel like the Erika Show.
Random (funny) thoughts :
i love how kathy is in sweats & does not care . she has nothing to prove– unlike rinna and dorit(o)
i’ll take some damned pancake cake . i gotta look that up.
Robert Mondavi wine really ? i drink it, but Kyle who has been filmed spending thousands of dollars in 5 minutes maybe could have done better ?
No rinna Disik is fucking the shit out of your 19 year old daughter. they’re not friends for chrissakes. again with the idiotic remarks.
Kathy: “Kyle is adhdjki” –lol
Lisa is trying to relate to Erika yammering about not wanting to pay to heat her pool — nice try rinna — you have no fucking clue about pinching pennies
Dorit — kiss Kathy’s ass much?????? !!! wow — i think there is shit on your face right now.
Kyle shatters glass all over the floor. Kathy: “There is glass, Kyle.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK . kathy’s invesitigative skills are as impressive as the stupid ass tattle tale trolls on Bravo Junkies that snitched on me because i posted my blog info. Thank God for them and their investigative skills . THEY HAVE THE RECEIPTS !!
Maybe she should give them a call. they could start a show like Law & Order or something . L O L .
What did you all think of this week’s episode ??
