Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 3/11/25 – Did Mo Know or Did He Not Know?

It’s Dorit’s and Boz’s lucky day, and they get invited to Erika’s pool house to check out the jungle wallpaper and what not.

You know damned well these ladies are judging the shit out of her living in this tiny condo thing. I’ll hand it to them, they do a good job of acting like it’s fab. I believe it’s a rental even, but I could be wrong.

And the only reason Erika is ‘so happy’ is she’s attempting to rebrand now that enough time has passed since the Tom scandal, and there has been so much other shit going on to replace it. Bravo producers and Housewives count on viewers having very short memories.

I guess some may have forgotten about her vile comments and behavior about the people they robbed, but I haven’t. I see through all of this shit.

She doesn’t divorce Tom I’m sure because she’s hanging onto hope that she’s still named in his will, and there’s perhaps some offshore account or asset he’s managed to hide.

And do ya THINK she would try to pay back the clients he robbed? When hell freezes over.

This is random and petty but I notice it a lot. The Housewives never seem to close their purses.

Okay yawn, another trip where the supposed ‘planner’ is vowing to make it a fun trip with no arguing or drama.

Boz comes bearing gifts for the ladies – swimwear and coverups

St. Lucia is the destination for the drama-free and super fun-filled girls’ trip getaway.

I didn’t notice this the first time I watched but it looks like Dorit is holding up these bottoms making a face, probably because they look kind of big.

If there is a positive trait that Kathy possesses, it’s the ability to laugh at herself, which most Housewives do NOT have. Believe me, they don’t. She laughs hard at her fashion show faux pas. The model had a great sense of humor about it too.

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Garcelle and Sutton chat about Dorit. I guess I should have pointed out last week the sheer shock I was in that there was zero drama at her fashion show. Dorit managed to act normal and even congratulated her.

She was snarky and bitchy in her yap about the clothes, but I would expect no less from Dorit.

Back and forth scenes. Dorit fills in Boz and Erika. She knows she’ll get a bunch of robotic head nodding here since Boz’s orders are to be Dorit’s bestie to prove she’s not racist, and of course Erika hates Sutton.

In a very not strange turn of events, Erika makes this about her, bitching about all of the questioning SHE endured after the Tom news broke.

Boz and Dorit look at her like “really??”

You know how Dorit hates to be interrupted and hates not being the one talking at all times.

Erika, the questions were all valid and you and the old geezer were robbing people blind. So suck it up.

This broad has an extreme money spending addiction, which is what lead to the lengths Tom went to in order to keep up, (they’re both equally to blame not making excuses for Tom) and I think she would feel so much better if she said that out loud.

Why are we back to Dorit’s July 4^th comment about that stupid drink?

Also, Erika this is not about you right now.

I think the best thing for Sutton to do is stop talking about it. She’s bringing more attention to it, is all she’s doing.

She should’ve done the fake ‘rich people laugh’ I call it, at Dorit’s comment.

Whatever.

And Erika can just shut up about Garcelle “defending Sutton for years.” First of all I don’t think they’ve even known each other long enough to say ‘for years.’ And second of all, the way she has been up Kyle’s asshole, defending her and nodding her head profusely at every fucking thing she says, it makes Erika look like a complete suck-up, which I did not think she was.

I like how Kyle was back following Morgan Wade around because she was pissed at Mario. Can’t make this shit up.

Sutton for whatever reason refuses to discuss this topic to “give Kyle privacy.”

Privacy? Why does she get privacy? And why is no one asking her about Morgan? Other than Garcelle making a passing comment about her being a lesbian if she wants to, it hasn’t been mentioned.

Let’s just tiptoe around Kyle after she’s made everyone else’s life and struggles her storyline for the past umpteen years.

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Okay Kyle, we know you speak Spanish. Jesus. I have a feeling she’s doing a Dorit. I’m sure her housekeepers speak English.

She flexes to Boz, who is dropping by dressed to the nines in a dress that’s way too short, for no reason whatsoever, how she speaks Spanish because you know, she grew up in LA being around Latinos, as her help of course. It wasn’t like she was friends with these people! Oh Lord no! Kyle is like Dorit. They’re both low-key racist. Kyle looks like a peanut next to her.

Then of course there’s Mario who’s Mexican. Boz didn’t know that? She didn’t know that?? I guess she’s never looked at him.

Anyway Boz dropped by for them to iron out their differences or however you want to put it. Kyle uses Mario ‘just moving out’ as an excuse as to why she’s being cold to Boz. But I know the real reason.

I find it interesting that after all of this talking about her husband passing away, she seemed to have conveniently left out the small detail that they were separated when he became sick and passed away. If she did mention it, I clearly missed it.

Kyle seems annoyed she’s making this about her. She’s wondering what her husband dying of cancer has to do with her.

For me, it was a strange story to tell in that moment. Unless Mario was also dying.

It was a really heavy story to tell right now, when Kyle is just mad he kissed another girl.

I’m not so sure Mario feels as horrible as she thinks he does. I’m starting to think she doesn’t know this guy at all.

Boz asks her when ya’all (meaning Kyle – Mario clearly HAS moved on) will be ready to move on.

Kyle tells her “the photo changed everything.”

If you ask me, and I know you didn’t, I think he was in on the photo because he wants Kyle to know, without telling her himself, that he is actively pursuing another relationship. Was it kind of a pussy move? Yeah it was.

And there might have been a little bit of a ‘payback’ involved and I kind of don’t blame him.

Kyle should have been sure this is what she wanted before she made the offer, I guess.

Mario is back from traveling abroad for an entire month and will be stopping by to chat. Their scenes are kind of entertaining. It’s funny watching him try to make all of these distraught faces and pretend he’s empathizing with her, as he’s looking at his watch wondering how much longer he has to stay. I don’t think she notices.

I sound like such a bitch and I’m sorry. But Kyle is annoying. She’s always annoyed me. I just think she’s a bad person and doesn’t care too much for anyone other than herself. The way she treated Kim was vile. So maybe it’s kind of like it’s your karma, Kyle. Maybe.

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Dorit and PK meet for dinner. Hopefully it’s not as excruciating as the first one.

This is an interesting look. Dorit and her label obsession. I kind of like the 80’s vibe though. Don’t tell her I said that.

PK seems calm and cool.

Dorit’s drink with “lemons squeezed in really well.” I would so not say that in a restaurant. Do you know how much the bartender is touching those tiny lemon wedges to accomplish that? After they’ve just touched money, a dirty rag, went to the bathroom, and we all know dudes don’t wash their hands…Gross.

Anyway I had to get that off my chest, again. I guess it’s good she doesn’t say ‘carcass out’ anymore unless they’re cutting it out. Because she sounds stupid.

I guess Dorit took issue with where PK decided to reside when he left their house?

He calls her controlling. They bicker as to whether his apartment was ever even discussed.

Dorit: “That’s my point.”

PK: “That’s MY point.”

I’m confused. Were you?

She wants to know what prompted the ‘seven page email.’

He calls it a summary of how she’s made him feel. I’m assuming she didn’t really read and comprehend it, which would be frustrating. She even printed it out she said on WWHL.

“Did you at any point want a divorce?’

So she really didn’t read the email.

He basically says yes without saying yes.

I don’t know what Kyle and Dorit don’t get about Mario and PK just not being into them anymore. I don’t know that they could make it more obvious. It would be nice if they were just honest with their wives and stop playing silly games and giving false hope.

This sounds a little crude, but I think they should do a swap. We’ve seen the way Mario looks at Dorit, and the opening story line was Kyle texting PK because they’re such ‘great friends.’ It’s perfect. Admit it. Als Kyle and PK are both sober, so it just makes sense.

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Boz is having Keely over for dinner with her and her daughter. She shares he’s never been around her before when it’s just them. That’s strange given they’ve been together almost a year.

But a lot about her is a little strange.

Lael is so cute and isn’t weirded out by the cameras it seems.

She starts asking question as if she’s the mom with her daughter and her boyfriend.

“Like what’s the plan here?” He lives in San Diego. Are they moving in together and if so when? And these babies? She should’ve said, ‘like what’s the deal with your old asses thinking you’re having kids?’

Did Boz put her up to this? She admits in her yap she’s never asked him these questions.

Keely does a good job at side-stepping the questions. Actually more like talking out his ass. I don’t think he’s even thought about any of questions before to be honest. I think he was being completely serious when he’s like “I need a sip of wine.” He takes a gulp.

That was so awkward and I’m so glad that is over.

This relationship does not even seem real. I see no connection or chemistry with these two.

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Mario comes to the house. He must be really nervous. Portia hugs him and says “you’re really hot Dad, why are you so hot?” He ignores her. I’m not sure if it’s good or bad that he’s nervous.

He and Kyle do the big hug thing that Kyle seems to be more into than Mario.

She doesn’t tell him he’s hot.

He does seem really nervous. He gets all flustered getting coffee.

He starts droning about traveling without the family, and doing whatever he wants. I guess that WOULD be nice. Why would he say that, of all things to say. I’m sure that’s just what Kyle wants to hear.

This is a very awkward scene. Could he stir his coffee any louder? Kyle just glares at him.

So did we all imagine all of the photos of her hanging all over Morgan Wade last year? Not to mention a make-out scene in her video?? Why isn’t Mario saying that?

He finally stops stirring his coffee and says he’s sorry, he didn’t mean to hurt her.

He does seem kind of remorseful. I guess. Or knows he has to act remorseful.

She tells him she ‘knows’ he didn’t know the photo was getting taken but thinks the ‘other person’ did.

He ignores that and looks really uncomfortable. And guilty. Pretty sure he knew.

She cries, he hugs her. Ugh I hate that I do feel bad for her.

To lighten things up a little, I’m not sure why she’s so shocked. Did that psychic NOT tell her this in an early season, which was before I started watching, but I’ve seen the clip many times. She totally scoffed at that lady for predicting they would be divorced when her kids were older. I’m surprised it hasn’t come up at all.

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The girls pack for St. Lucia for the arguing trip.

It’s so funny when Erika gets insanely jealous of the other ladies’ possessions. When you see her frothing at the mouth, it’s so easy to see how Tom went flat broke being married to her for twenty years. Tilly better hide that thing!

These island resort employees probably hate dealing with Americans. And Housewives.

I assume Boz is being sarcastic when she says in her yap “who would complain?”

If that’s a real question, the answer is: Kyle, Kathy, Dorit, Sutton, Garcelle and yes, probably Tilly too, if things don’t measure up to her standards. She’s a celebrity you know.

Kathy starts unpacking her many ziploc bags, lotions and potions. You notice she doesn’t scream for some poor person to come help her unpack as Ramona always did on RHONY. And she’s Kathy fucking Hilton. Actually I don’t think any Housewife ever did that, except for Ramona.

The Dorit/Sutton tension is the topic. Sutton definitely has the scary Sutton eyes going as Garcelle describes.

Tilly calls everyone’s dynamic as ‘clicky.’ That’s accurate. Sutton gets emotional that it seems like no one, except Garcelle ever sticks up for her.

It seems a little much that she’s this worried about Kyle and Dorit. Who cares about those two cackling hens?